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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: smeeth on August 28, 2007, 03:40:31 am

Title: Since everyone's sleeping...
Post by: smeeth on August 28, 2007, 03:40:31 am
Ok, say I proposed to my girl friend just for the giggles. But then she accepted seriously. What should I do?

This is all hypothetical and isn't actually happeneing. And that isn't sarcasm.
Title: Since everyone's sleeping...
Post by: Ganon5 on August 28, 2007, 04:59:36 am
Put her in a bag, run over her and throw her in a river with some bricks attached. Unless you want to get married... then just keep her in your house instead of dumping her in a river. She would make the perfect wife
Title: Since everyone's sleeping...
Post by: smeeth on August 28, 2007, 05:04:57 am
Good, I will hypothetically do that.
Title: Since everyone's sleeping...
Post by: evil greg guy on August 28, 2007, 10:27:47 am
<_<
Title: Since everyone's sleeping...
Post by: wethepeople on August 28, 2007, 12:39:09 pm
Hypothetically say you were on drugs at the time. Or go for my personal use, say you were abducted by aliens at the time and it was an alien proposing. If all else fails, "Does this rag smell like cyanide?"
Title: Since everyone's sleeping...
Post by: schneereich on August 28, 2007, 01:15:02 pm
have "celebratory sex", but do it a bit too hard so that she snaps in half. then keep the good half!  
Title: Since everyone's sleeping...
Post by: smeeth on August 28, 2007, 02:08:12 pm
All good hypothetical answers.
Title: Since everyone's sleeping...
Post by: Great Lakes Union on August 28, 2007, 09:21:32 pm
Change your name to Edwardo, move to Costa Rica, sit on beach and drink beer all day until you forget all about it.
Title: Since everyone's sleeping...
Post by: wethepeople on August 28, 2007, 09:23:00 pm
^This. Pick this.
Title: Since everyone's sleeping...
Post by: Ananegg on August 28, 2007, 09:27:54 pm
Quote from: Great Lakes Union
Change your name to Edwardo, move to Costa Rica, sit on beach and drink beer all day until you forget all about it.


QFT.



BTW, would you actually marry her? If yes, go with it. Just because you're engaged doesn't mean you have to get married right away, you can be engaged for years.
Title: Since everyone's sleeping...
Post by: smeeth on August 29, 2007, 01:06:04 am
Wow, eggy's post was the one that made the most sense.

But I wouldn't mind living in Costa Rica.
Title: Since everyone's sleeping...
Post by: evil greg guy on August 29, 2007, 11:07:01 am
@_@
Title: Since everyone's sleeping...
Post by: Kaiser on August 29, 2007, 04:37:13 pm
@_@