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Cactuar Zone => Cactuar Welcome Hall => New Member Portal => Topic started by: BlackHandBrotherhood on October 28, 2009, 04:51:22 pm

Title: Introduction
Post by: BlackHandBrotherhood on October 28, 2009, 04:51:22 pm

My life story: Separated from my parents at birth, I was raised by escaped zoo monkeys on the streets. When I realized I was not like the other monkeys, I ran away to go dredge the malaria infested swamps on South America where I learned to fly and shoot lasers from my eyes. Those were the good old days, now i spend all my time addicted to heroin and smoking crack.

Title: Introduction
Post by: Delta1212 on October 28, 2009, 08:14:15 pm

I saw a monkey once.

Title: Introduction
Post by: Arsenal 10 on October 28, 2009, 08:24:10 pm

I know how you feel.

Title: Introduction
Post by: Thunder Strike on October 28, 2009, 10:02:07 pm

Mmm, crack.

Title: Introduction
Post by: Aaron J on October 29, 2009, 09:36:09 am

Quote from: BlackHandBrotherhood

My life story: Separated from my parents at birth, I was raised by escaped zoo monkeys on the streets. When I realized I was not like the other monkeys, I ran away to go dredge the malaria infested swamps on South America where I learned to fly and shoot lasers from my eyes. Those were the good old days, now i spend all my time addicted to heroin and smoking crack.

Your normal compared to some people around here.  

Title: Introduction
Post by: Gangs on October 29, 2009, 02:16:57 pm

Quote from: Aaron J

Your normal compared to some people around here.  

LIES
The standards for normality do not apply here, since this is the RIA and almost everyone is nutty as squirrel poo, the function of normality in general gets reversed here and so do the conditions required to achieve this new normality, its like saying if a = x and b = y then cows = moo ... well actually its not but you get the point anyway, also cows =/= moo, cats = moo, cows = tofu,
so anyway, the RIA is a place where to be normal you must be abnormal when compared to the rest of bobs civilization and also martians, since Aaron implies that you are normal in the RIA compared to others, he is either calling you the flippiest of all of us or else is implying that the normal norms of normalcy apply to the RIA, i think its the latter and that also means that it is blasphemy, hence he shall be steamed over a pit of boiling bile and mucus (i have a brutal cold), point is according to Aaron you are not normal, you are abnormal compared to the rest of us, also im bald
MOO!

Title: Introduction
Post by: The Angry Alien on October 29, 2009, 02:20:41 pm

^Translation:
If you are normal elsewere, you are abnormal here. If you are abnormal elsewere, then you fit right in.

Title: Introduction
Post by: Gangs on October 29, 2009, 02:26:04 pm

LIES!!!

Title: Introduction
Post by: Aaron J on October 30, 2009, 07:26:04 am

Quote from: gangs20003

Quote from: Aaron J

Your normal compared to some people around here.  

LIES
The standards for normality do not apply here, since this is the RIA and almost everyone is nutty as squirrel poo, the function of normality in general gets reversed here and so do the conditions required to achieve this new normality, its like saying if a = x and b = y then cows = moo ... well actually its not but you get the point anyway, also cows =/= moo, cats = moo, cows = tofu,
so anyway, the RIA is a place where to be normal you must be abnormal when compared to the rest of bobs civilization and also martians, since Aaron implies that you are normal in the RIA compared to others, he is either calling you the flippiest of all of us or else is implying that the normal norms of normalcy apply to the RIA, i think its the latter and that also means that it is blasphemy, hence he shall be steamed over a pit of boiling bile and mucus (i have a brutal cold), point is according to Aaron you are not normal, you are abnormal compared to the rest of us, also im bald
MOO!

 

Title: Introduction
Post by: Gangs on October 30, 2009, 01:46:57 pm

No u

Title: Introduction
Post by: Aaron J on October 31, 2009, 02:36:49 pm