The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

[king maguga]

Granted, but you have so much caffeine that your nipples fall off!


            I wish the moon really was made out of cheese! ( hoffmans super sharp cheese)
            So I could have a company there mining it and exporting it to earth.

[Snowbound Milk]

Granted, but your mining operation, before you claim any success, is taken over by MCD Corp.

Wish I had a toque.

[king maguga]

Granted, but when you recieve your toque - you wonder why you ever wanted a women's small hat without a brim in the first place then you start to question your sexuality and realize your a cross dresser and kill yourself.


  I wish I knew the winning lottery numbers before the drawing

[Kyrotsugi]

granted, too bad the lottery loses funding before you can claim

I wish I had a new car

[Viper6525D]

Granted, here you go...

The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

Oh yea did I mention it explodes...b/c that was important.

I wish I could be that one guy who did that one thing that one day.

[Snowbound Milk]

Granted, but this act is meaningless and you forever reminisce over the day that wasn't

Wish I had some bling.

[wfbone]

Granted but your bling comes alive and eats you

i wish my wishes couldnt be corrupted

[king maguga]

granted, your wish isn't corrupted but sadly it is denied!

  I wish soccer balls were made out of polished marble!

[Rorick]

Granted, but you break your foot when kicking it, and you die because of blunt force trauma to the head when it ricochets off the wall.

I wish gangs wasn't a fag.

[Leo]

Granted, but now you want to have sex with him.

I wish I were me.

[Snowbound Milk]

Granted, but you realize you is not me.

I wish I had more CN dough.

[Rorick]

Granted, but it's rather dry and flaky, and when you bake it into bread it tastes like leo's shit.


I wish I lived in a giant bucket.

[Leo]

Granted, but the bucket is upside-down and no new air is coming in, so you're gonna die.

Granted, but you realize you is not me.

I wish I knew why SM thinks that would be a bad thing.

[Kyrotsugi]

Because he secretly wants to be you

I wish Leo's IRC banned list would break the page

[Snowbound Milk]

Granted but he posts everywhere so the forum would break. (yet another unintentional postive corruption)

I wish I wasn't madly in love with Leo.

[king maguga]

Granted, now you are in a love / hate relationship with leo!



    I wish someone would explain this leo infatuation that is taking place here in the RIA corrupt a wish
    foundation ....... is it a leo virus? 

[Snowbound Milk]

Granted, but you learn it is because Leo is all around us.

Wish I had a _______.

[Rorick]

Granted, the blank is filled with healthy, long life. You have a heart attack, a stroke, you're attacked by three pit bulls, you get a hernia and it immediately ruptures, the mucus in your stomach disappears and your stomach digests itself, your face is ripped off by three rabid chimps, you get appendicitis, and you go through a tornado in a hurricane, all at the same time. You die three days later, fully conscious and in considerable agony until you pass away.  


I wish there weren't so many fucking reality shows.

[king maguga]

first wow lol that was brutal! ... second  Ganted, now there is only one reality show and you are forced to stay awake 24/7 and watch it over and over until you go insane!


   I wish star wars was a musical!

[Leo]

Granted, but I'm playing Luke Skywalker and not only do I use my erect dick instead of a lightsaber, but I also butcher the plot by inserting Star Trek references whenever I can.

I wish I could get permabanned from all of IRC.