The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

[king maguga]

Granted, but now you smell just like your dog did!



                 I wish someone would give me a billion dollars!


 

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but its in yen you find out that it cannot be converted into any other currency and you find out you are banned from Asia b/c its stolen money.

I wish for the GameGenie!

[Echorion]

Granted, he makes you loose the game though.

I wish I had a more original wish...

[Rorick]

granted, but because I'm the one corrupting it, it somehow creates a nuclear holocaust even though it was a wish about goldfish eating puppies.


I wish I had gone into detail about the above corruption.

[Pattara]

granted, but thunder strike changed it back because it was too long

i wish i have faster internet and new computers.

[Rorick]

granted, but you infect your computers with so many different pieces of malware, it a wonder your computers are even still running.

I wish Tetris could be even more awesome than it already was.

[king maguga]

Granted, but now everytime you try to play tetris you get so excited that your bowels automatically & violently evacuate! rendering you .... well lets say a bit soiled!



     I wish the official mode of transportation for the RIA was pogo-sticks and cactuar bounced around on one!

[Rorick]

Granted, but as Cactaur is so inept at using a pogo-stick, he falls and his needles shoot everywhere. One detonates a nook, and the entire RIA nook stockpile is blown up. Oh, and the GRL was set to no damage limit the day before. While no one is killed in the blast(s), everyone is pissed about having to restart their nation in a 3009.94 GRL environment. The rest of Bob gangs together and uses what little nooks are left to them to send bob into GWVIII, which ends in a nuclear holocaust and all residents of Bob left in a fried heap of radioactive goo.

I wish ____(Another fill in the blank*Small voice: It's a trap!*).

[We Are Not Alone]

Granted but your probably crazy. you should go get that checked.

I wish I could find some hot doritos

[king maguga]

Granted, but you find them in a elephants anus!


  I wish that I had a personal chef.

[Viper6525D]

Granted....its me... >:]

I wish Thunder Strike would PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!

[king maguga]

Granted, he puts the cookie down and it explodes and kills him!

         I wish I had a personal insane ice cream guy!

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but its not me...and I kill him...THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

I wish we threw a giant RIAnniversary party for Jenne.

[Rorick]

Granted, but the baker making the cake discovers that it's jenne and he doesn't like him. As well as making the cake taste horrible, he hides a nook in it. You should know where that headed. (Nooklear holocaust)


I wish it wasn't so fucking cold here.... 

[Jenne]

Granted.  The latest series of earthquakes shifts the earth off it's axis and now it's orbit is unstable and the earth now passes so close to the sun that each summer it is nearly 200 degrees, all the earth's vegetation dies and we suffocate due to lack of oxygen.

I wish it didn't take me 6 tries to spell vegetation (before finally giving into the spell check)?

[We Are Not Alone]

granted but you find out your probably mentally retarted.

I wish I had a better phone.

[Jenne]

Granted.  You get an iphone, but you realize that makes you a douchebag.

I wish I was not retarded.

[Snowbound Milk]

granted, but now you are a paraplegic.

I wish I had food. Ass tonnes of food.

[Rorick]

Granted, you get a ton of fried pig skins. It came from the pigs ass.

I wish my hound wasn't so energetic.

[king maguga]

Granted, he gets hit by lightning and his head falls off!

  I wish your hound was properly grounded prior to the imaginary electrical storm that ended his life,
  so he would still be alive today to be energetic!