The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

[Echorion]

Granted, but you end up with the wrong word because you confused the person granting you it...

I wish my nation had 40 K NS

[Rorick]

Granted, but CN removes strength declaration limits for nations 40k an above. You get rolled in three days.

I wish I had gotten some sleep last night.

[Echorion]

Granted, but you suffer of Somniphobia, so you actually don't want to fall asleep.


I wish I had a better cellphone

[king maguga]

Granted, you get the best cell phone of all time!... but it malfunctions and ... you guessed it! - you get electrocuted!



               I wish I had a custom made private yacht!

[Echorion]

Granted. It sinks while you try to name it.


I wish I wouldn't have to sleep

[Rorick]

Granted, but you go insane from the lack of sleep and go on a murderous rampage through forty-five different countries. When the police catch you they decide to do unto you what you did to your murder victims. A small list includes: Shooting you five hundred times in the face with a bb gun, stabbing your spleen out with a spoon, burning your toes to a crisp one by one, sodomizing you with a stick, gouging your eyeballs out with lemon rinds while pouring the juice into the sockets, sticking a lit firecracker up your ass, and much, much more. Due to medical breakthroughs you stay alive through the entire ordeal, all five weeks of it.


I wish the great shadow epidemic would end....(Small voice: Not really) You be quiet!

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but the small voice kills you in retaliation!

I wish for an epic fail pic posted right after this.

[Rorick]

Granted: Oops, sorry.

I wish the following sentence made sense: aievn lone n akjve nakjv a jvajkv nvioanvazv ozaoivn vdk.

[Echorion]

Granted, C3PO translates the alien cipher into wookie: GROWL ROAAAR WRRROOOOAR!

I wish I had faster internet.

[Rorick]

granted, but then the internet company revokes your internet because your neighbor hacked into your wireless router and downloaded thousands of pirated games, movies, and songs. Have fun with that.


I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Echorion]

Granted, but you fall from your roof and hit your head real hard making you develop short term loss.


I wish I had a cat that could fly.

[Rorick]

granted, it steals all the chips on top of the fridge before flying out the back door and being eaten by a hawk.


I wish I had enough for a wonder now that I've got an adequate WC.

[Echorion]

Granted, sitting on it you get stuck, and also catch VD.

I wish I had a giant flying whale.

[Rorick]

Doctor Who?

Granted, but it breaths water, unlike most whales, so it can't use it's flying abilities.


I wish David Tennant was still on Doctor Who.

[Echorion]

Granted, but he looses his voice in an accident and is now weighing down the show.

I wish I had a flying dog.

[Rorick]

Granted, he gets eaten by your neighbor's flying cat.


I don't wish for a nooklear holocaust.

[Echorion]

Granted, but they use neutron bombs.

I wish I had a Veyron.

[king maguga]

Granted, but it turns into a bamboo viper and fatally bites you on your left testicle!


     I wish I knew what a veyron is?

[Rorick]

Granted....and then you forget. You forget the name of Veyron every time you hear it from now until the end of time.


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[king maguga]

Granted,  Entschuldigung! Ich verstehe nicht ....Auber Betrieb

           I wish for a german to english translation