Single again.

[Reoga]

Hope Rudolf has a magnifying glass and a map.

[Leo]

Hope Rudolf has a magnifying glass and a map.

Don't worry, I know how to get us to the promised land.

Though you may need to stop pleasuring yourself lest you go completely blind, my love.

[Reoga]

Believe me there is no self serv here. 

[Leo]

It probably comes as no surprise that it's all self serve on this side of the country.

[Reoga]

Tey this pickup line.
hay I think I left my blow job on your couch. Can I come over and get that from you?

In the off chance the reply is
Its so small it may have fallen into the crack.

Well that's an invite for anal

[Leo]

Has that line ever worked on you?

[Kenneth Kenstar]

I had a bad breakup recently and it resulted in the ex hating me. Actually she hated me before the breakup, but I've never actually had this happen before.

Found a bunch of reddit posts from her where she was posting about our relationship and reddit would give her advice.

Imagine getting relationship advice from reddit.

So thanks again reddit you suck

She was pretty hateful though and broke up with me through text from across the room. Then kicked me out. This was two days after helping her get her license, paying for it, and I thought having a genuine connection and moment doing all of that.

Eh. I just feel used honestly.

Whole situation is dicking me over right when I'm trying to go to school.

I left my meds in her place so the past two weeks were rather hellish. As of two days ago, I'm on my meds again and keeping it stylish.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

Oh she hated me because she blamed me for her cheating on her boyfriend or something. It was never really clear.

I think I need to stop embellishing my fishing stories though, a habit I've picked up posting on the internet. It's pretty dumb I tell stories that make me seem like a jerk when the realty is way less calculated and accidental.

Or I'm a jerk. "Scumbag" as the ex puts it.

I'd like to think people really don't think I'm a jerk especially when I do try to go out of my way for people and i still feel like shit about the dumb things I do.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

F*ck the filters and f*ck the mods

[Reoga]

F*ck the police

[Leo]

she blamed me for her cheating on her boyfriend

God dammit, why must you be so irresistible JBloom!? But for real, always be careful with a gal who cheated on someone else for you.

F*ck the filters and f*ck the mods

And aren't you the piece of shit who started the trend?

[Buck Turgidson]

It's always a good idea to spend some time alone after a break up to mend you heart and mind. You know, porn.

[Princess Celly]

to the question of "boys or girls," the correct answer is "yes."

Honestly, don't pick before hand.  Just live life and when you find someone you like don't worry about gender lol.  Personality is waaaay more important.  As is openness to threesomes.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

she blamed me for her cheating on her boyfriend

God dammit, why must you be so irresistible JBloom!? But for real, always be careful with a gal who cheated on someone else for you.

F*ck the filters and f*ck the mods

And aren't you the piece of shit who started the trend?

I have been the number 1 force against filte$$$rs since their inception and have always been.

[Reoga]

she blamed me for her cheating on her boyfriend

God dammit, why must you be so irresistible JBloom!? But for real, always be careful with a gal who cheated on someone else for you.

F*ck the filters and f*ck the mods

And aren't you the piece of shit who started the trend?

I have been the number 1 force against filte$$$rs since their inception and have always been.

[Reoga]

On an unrelated note. *Aka back on topic.*
I don't and dont think I will understand some men.
There have been a few times I was "exclusively" with a guy and said.
" sweet heart.  I want a threesome with another woman."
"What ? Why ?" A few would respond.
" first a question of my own.  Really?  Your going to ask why? Second to awnser yours . Im craving pussy."
Is that a relatively normal response? What I understand.  Thats shock. Makeing sure you hear me right. But the why I don't get it.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

It's a common fantasy, but it's rarely ever thought out.

Pretty much like all fantasies.

[Buck Turgidson]

1 torrid summer of threesomes with my girlfriend and her nymphomaniac friend. The best way to cash in on 4.5 years of faithfulness at the tail end of a moribund relationship.

[Reoga]

I may have found some one.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

Congrats I'm asexual and stupid

Hail Satan