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Title: I am now a Minister
Post by: We Are Not Alone on May 03, 2010, 10:41:10 pm
Well guys I got my Ministerial ordination today. I am now an ordained minister for everyone's pleasure. I can preform legal weddings (same sex ones for leo). I also can perform confessions so if you have any dirty secrets to confess to me please PM me.
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: Leo on May 03, 2010, 10:42:06 pm
I only like women.

PS: I'm on the shitter right nao.
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: We Are Not Alone on May 03, 2010, 10:42:45 pm
Would you like to confess to me your sins my child?
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: Leo on May 03, 2010, 10:43:56 pm
You're not my dad...though I guess I have something to tell you...


WANA, I fucked your mom...and you're my son...bastard.
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: We Are Not Alone on May 03, 2010, 10:44:25 pm
Everyone is my son now that I am a Minister. You May call me Father WANA!
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: Leo on May 03, 2010, 10:45:07 pm
Moar liek Fatta WANA Sum Caek!
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: We Are Not Alone on May 03, 2010, 10:45:42 pm
My child what has got you in such a tizzy?
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: Leo on May 03, 2010, 10:49:23 pm
Mah dick, it is so BIG!!!
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: We Are Not Alone on May 03, 2010, 10:50:48 pm
I see my child. Well I suggest Inserting it into an anus or a vagina.
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: Rorick on May 03, 2010, 10:51:24 pm
A minister of what religion, might I ask? Just curious.
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 03, 2010, 11:54:31 pm
Quote from: Shadow Rorick on May 03, 2010, 10:51:24 pm
A minister of what religion, might I ask? Just curious.
This.

Why does becoming a minister seem badass on the internet?
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: Rorick on May 04, 2010, 12:01:29 am
Quote from: We Are Not Alone on May 03, 2010, 10:41:10 pm
I can preform legal weddings (same sex ones for leo).

Is that like an arranged marriage? I don't know where you are from, but here in the USA, it's generally frowned upon, you know, the whole freedom thing and all. jjk

Edit: Also, how the fuck are you a minister at 15? From what I've heard you need a college course before you can be ordained.
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 04, 2010, 12:07:44 am
Quote from: Shadow Rorick on May 04, 2010, 12:01:29 am
Quote from: We Are Not Alone on May 03, 2010, 10:41:10 pm
I can preform legal weddings (same sex ones for leo).

Is that like an arranged marriage? I don't know where you are from, but here in the USA, it's generally frowned upon, you know, the who freedom thing and all. jjk

Oh, that's witty. I got a good laugh there.
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: We Are Not Alone on May 04, 2010, 02:21:28 pm
go on themonastery.org You can get ordained for free. Also I'm a christian minster but i'm jewish. So deal with it!
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: Rorick on May 04, 2010, 03:02:55 pm
Uh.... A Christian minister who's.. Jewish? That's a bit confusing, but whatever.

What do you need to do for this ordination?
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: We Are Not Alone on May 04, 2010, 03:35:26 pm
Nothing just sign off and your a minister!
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: Rorick on May 04, 2010, 03:39:35 pm
Do they mail(Snail Mail) you anything like a certificate or something? Cause I'd rather not get yelled at by my parents and have to answer awkward question.
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: Delta1212 on May 04, 2010, 03:54:56 pm
Getting ordained online is stupidly easy. This conversation came up on the Fark boards once a while back and like half the people were ordained, one of them by five separate denominations.
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: We Are Not Alone on May 04, 2010, 03:58:38 pm
Rorick you can purchase one online for real if you would like. But if not then you just get an online certificate. Also delta just because your not a minister don't get butthurt <333
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: Rorick on May 04, 2010, 04:06:48 pm
Well, I'm now ordained. It is surprisingly stupid how easy that was.
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: We Are Not Alone on May 04, 2010, 04:30:26 pm
Exactly. Welcome to the church of the RIA my friend!
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: Rorick on May 04, 2010, 05:02:47 pm
Amen to that, although I'm a minister of the Catholic Church.
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: Vice Man on May 04, 2010, 08:00:23 pm
Does this mean we can no longer post porn?
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: Rorick on May 04, 2010, 08:08:44 pm
I do believe I could look the other way. And WANA has posted pron himself, so I think he's safe.
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: Ganon5 on May 04, 2010, 08:16:02 pm
I'm a lord

http://selecttitles.co.uk/
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: Rorick on May 04, 2010, 08:21:59 pm
It's only a title though.
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: Jenne on May 04, 2010, 10:00:04 pm
Quote from: Vice Man on May 04, 2010, 08:00:23 pm
Does this mean we can no longer post porn?
Just has to be gay child porn, then the pope will protect us.

edit: fucking filter
Title: Re: I am now a Minister
Post by: Rorick on May 04, 2010, 10:21:04 pm
@ Jenne: Did you mention the pope because I said I was a Catholic minster?