Author Topic: I am now a Minister (Read 1729 times)

We Are Not Alone · « **on:** May 03, 2010, 10:41:10 pm »

Well guys I got my Ministerial ordination today. I am now an ordained minister for everyone's pleasure. I can preform legal weddings (same sex ones for leo). I also can perform confessions so if you have any dirty secrets to confess to me please PM me.

Leo · « **Reply #1 on:** May 03, 2010, 10:42:06 pm »

I only like women.

PS: I'm on the shitter right nao.

We Are Not Alone · « **Reply #2 on:** May 03, 2010, 10:42:45 pm »

Would you like to confess to me your sins my child?

Leo · « **Reply #3 on:** May 03, 2010, 10:43:56 pm »

You're not my dad...though I guess I have something to tell you...

WANA, I fucked your mom...and you're my son...bastard.

We Are Not Alone · « **Reply #4 on:** May 03, 2010, 10:44:25 pm »

Everyone is my son now that I am a Minister. You May call me Father WANA!

Leo · « **Reply #5 on:** May 03, 2010, 10:45:07 pm »

Moar liek Fatta WANA Sum Caek!

We Are Not Alone · « **Reply #6 on:** May 03, 2010, 10:45:42 pm »

My child what has got you in such a tizzy?

Leo · « **Reply #7 on:** May 03, 2010, 10:49:23 pm »

Mah dick, it is so BIG!!!

We Are Not Alone · « **Reply #8 on:** May 03, 2010, 10:50:48 pm »

I see my child. Well I suggest Inserting it into an anus or a vagina.

Rorick · « **Reply #9 on:** May 03, 2010, 10:51:24 pm »

A minister of what religion, might I ask? Just curious.

Snowbound Milk · « **Reply #10 on:** May 03, 2010, 11:54:31 pm »

Quote from: Shadow Rorick on May 03, 2010, 10:51:24 pm

A minister of what religion, might I ask? Just curious.

This.

Why does becoming a minister seem badass on the internet?

Rorick · « **Reply #11 on:** May 04, 2010, 12:01:29 am »

Quote from: We Are Not Alone on May 03, 2010, 10:41:10 pm

I can preform legal weddings (same sex ones for leo).

Is that like an arranged marriage? I don't know where you are from, but here in the USA, it's generally frowned upon, you know, the whole freedom thing and all. jjk

Edit: Also, how the fuck are you a minister at 15? From what I've heard you need a college course before you can be ordained.

Snowbound Milk · « **Reply #12 on:** May 04, 2010, 12:07:44 am »

Quote from: Shadow Rorick on May 04, 2010, 12:01:29 am

Quote from: We Are Not Alone on May 03, 2010, 10:41:10 pm
I can preform legal weddings (same sex ones for leo).

Is that like an arranged marriage? I don't know where you are from, but here in the USA, it's generally frowned upon, you know, the who freedom thing and all. jjk

Oh, that's witty. I got a good laugh there.

We Are Not Alone · « **Reply #13 on:** May 04, 2010, 02:21:28 pm »

go on themonastery.org You can get ordained for free. Also I'm a christian minster but i'm jewish. So deal with it!

Rorick · « **Reply #14 on:** May 04, 2010, 03:02:55 pm »

Uh.... A Christian minister who's.. Jewish? That's a bit confusing, but whatever.

What do you need to do for this ordination?

We Are Not Alone · « **Reply #15 on:** May 04, 2010, 03:35:26 pm »

Nothing just sign off and your a minister!

Rorick · « **Reply #16 on:** May 04, 2010, 03:39:35 pm »

Do they mail(Snail Mail) you anything like a certificate or something? Cause I'd rather not get yelled at by my parents and have to answer awkward question.

Delta1212 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 04, 2010, 03:54:56 pm »

Getting ordained online is stupidly easy. This conversation came up on the Fark boards once a while back and like half the people were ordained, one of them by five separate denominations.

We Are Not Alone · « **Reply #18 on:** May 04, 2010, 03:58:38 pm »

Rorick you can purchase one online for real if you would like. But if not then you just get an online certificate. Also delta just because your not a minister don't get butthurt <333

Rorick · « **Reply #19 on:** May 04, 2010, 04:06:48 pm »

Well, I'm now ordained. It is surprisingly stupid how easy that was.

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