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Offline Valtamdraugr

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I became a man tonite
« on: December 23, 2013, 12:21:51 am »
Got that cheery tonicped.

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To: Valtamdraugr    From: Rose White    Date: 12/22/2013 12:28:30 AM

Subject: Nuclear Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons by Rose White. You lost 3638 soldiers, 69 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 74.493 miles of land, 53.024 technology, 159.073 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.
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Re: I became a man tonite
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2013, 02:49:56 am »
brb calling feds
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Re: I became a man tonite
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2013, 04:45:02 am »
Congratulations!  I remember when I got my first nuke, the way is just exploded all over my nation - I felt violated, destroyed, and satisfied all at the same time. 
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Re: I became a man tonite
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2013, 09:28:35 am »
Quote from: GrilledSlug on December 23, 2013, 04:45:02 am
Congratulations!  I remember when I got my first nuke, the way is just exploded all over my nation - I felt violated, destroyed, and satisfied all at the same time. 
You know, nowadays, when you say something that isn't overflowing with double meanings and innuendos, I feel you're not yourself...like you're just...wrong somehow.
Im sure that's what you were trying to achieve so, mission accomplished :)

EDIT: Yes, the quoted post was very normal...
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Re: I became a man tonite
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2013, 09:55:17 am »
Well, did you just lay there and take it, or did you give it as good as you got it? Inquiring minds want to know!
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Re: I became a man tonite
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2013, 09:05:31 am »
Quote from: Bleak Outlook on December 23, 2013, 09:55:17 am
Well, did you just lay there and take it, or did you give it as good as you got it? Inquiring minds want to know!

Looks like he prefers to catch :P

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Re: I became a man tonite
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2013, 01:36:01 am »
Quote from: Unknown Smurf on December 26, 2013, 09:05:31 am
Quote from: Bleak Outlook on December 23, 2013, 09:55:17 am
Well, did you just lay there and take it, or did you give it as good as you got it? Inquiring minds want to know!

Looks like he prefers to catch :P

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Re: I became a man tonite
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2013, 07:04:06 am »
your phone needs to get charged smurf.
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Re: I became a man tonite
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2013, 12:08:29 pm »
I'm glad your operation was successful.
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Re: I became a man tonite
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2013, 11:48:01 am »
Incidentally Smurf, I wouldn't go waving the "bounced yer ass" flag around... I seem to remember asking you to bring yer lil guys outta hippy so's I could play wit em... you said you would and then nothing happened... so don't come in here bragging on shit... you are a liar without honor.. you have forgotten the face of your father.

BTW.. yer guys are running out of money and if I decide to turtle, they would have no funding.. so instead of coming in here and puffing yer bird-cage of a chest out at us, why don't you thank me for yer boy's continued enjoyment.
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Re: I became a man tonite
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2013, 01:34:17 pm »
liar no honor fellow warriors

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Re: I became a man tonite
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2013, 03:09:00 pm »
Forgotten the face of your father. Gunslinger?
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Re: I became a man tonite
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2014, 01:36:08 pm »
Quote from: Croix on December 30, 2013, 03:09:00 pm
Forgotten the face of your father. Gunslinger?
I say thankee-sai.
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Re: I became a man tonite
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2014, 12:52:19 am »
Quote from: Valtamdraugr on December 30, 2013, 11:48:01 am
Incidentally Smurf, I wouldn't go waving the "bounced yer ass" flag around... I seem to remember asking you to bring yer lil guys outta hippy so's I could play wit em... you said you would and then nothing happened... so don't come in here bragging on shit... you are a liar without honor.. you have forgotten the face of your father.

BTW.. yer guys are running out of money and if I decide to turtle, they would have no funding.. so instead of coming in here and puffing yer bird-cage of a chest out at us, why don't you thank me for yer boy's continued enjoyment.

Such hostile. Much anger.

I was joking.  :v
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