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Defunct Treaties / Viridian RIAcon (MDoAP with VE)
« on: December 08, 2009, 08:36:15 pm »
Viridian RIAcon

 and we've decided to take our relationship to the 'next level' if you know what I mean.

Below are the fruits of our hard labors.

Article 8: Bros before hoes
The Random Insanity Alliance and the Viridian Entente will always be true to one another, and will never let anything get in the way of their relationship, no matter how great that hoe is in the garden.

Article B: Mutual Defense
If RIA is hit, VE shall come to her aid, and if VE is hit, RIA will come to her aid as well, like that hot scene with the two twins in that video.

Article : Optional Bacon
If VE initiates a war, RIA has the option of entering the war on VE's behalf, and if RIA initiates a war, VE also has the option of entering the war on RIA's behalf.  Also, bacon will be optionally aproportioned, and NO RATIONING OF BACON IS TO OCCUR.

Article D:
A dzo is a hybrid of a yak and domestic cattle. The word dzo technically refers to a male hybrid, while a female is known as a dzomo or zhom. Alternative Romanizations of the Tibetan names include zho and zo. In Mongolian it is called khainag (хайнаг). There is also the English language portmanteau term of yakow; a combination of the words yak and cow, though this is rarely used.

Article F: In case of bacon rationing
Should one party be so insane as to actually ration bacon, a 48 hour grace period shall go into force in order to allow for sufficient hoarding and then this treaty shall be considered cancelled, and the pork industry shall enter a period of nationwide mourning for an additional 72 hours.

Signed for the Random Insanity Alliance:

Thunder Strike, Triumvir of Stuff and Hater of Cats
Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands and Puppetmaster of Chaos
Delta1212, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Eperor of the SuperFriends
C-zom, Head of Military Operations.
Myrrh, HoR of the Random Insanity Alliance, Queen of Sexiness, Angel of Insanity
cctmsp13 - chief administrator of programs relating to efficient use of resources and capital goods.
Ogaden, left arm of Voltron, beloved of Catimus Prime, Head of having Foreign Affairs
Shadow Slayer, Pikachu, Head of having Internal Affairs

Signed for the Viridian Entente:

Solaris, Lord of the Entente and the Ever-Hungry Green Monster
Impero, Duke of the Entente and Bomber of All Things Jager
TypoNinja, Secretary of State and Minister of Serious Business
goldielax25, Secretary of the Interior and Destroyer of Friendships
Ryuusei, Secretary of Defense and Phantom of the Mark
SonofHoward, Minister of Awesome (better than goldielax)
and Kybernetes, Minister of Awesome (also better than goldielax)

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The Even More Insane Shared Insanity Pact, Now With 20% More Insanity

Preamble
This treaty is not only signed to seek mutual defense, but rather to amplify a stronger connection with one another so that both signatories may reach a stronger future together.

Sovereignty
Both signatories shall retain their own individual sovereignty and will not take any steps, directly or indirectly, that would threaten the sovereignty of the other signatory at any point in time.

Peace and Non-Aggression
In the spirit of mutual cooperation and alignment, signatories and their respective members will not engage in hostile actions against each other, including: Declare war on any member nation of the other alliance, provide aid (military, economic or intelligence) to an enemy of signatory alliances, or commit acts of espionage against the other. In the event a nation of either signatory attacks a nation of the other, both signatories pledge that diplomacy will be the end-be-all route. Signatories also agree not to sanction members of the other signatory unless agreed otherwise.

Intelligence
By ratifying this treaty, the signatories agree that if they acquire information that stipulates a form of danger to another signatory, they shall share such information, with due haste, with the government of the signatory, in a private and discrete manner. The only exception to this is if the disclosure of said information would violate a surrender agreement. Signatories also agree to keep the other signatory informed (preferably in the aforementioned private and discrete manner) of any current and potentially upcoming wars against either single nations or alliances. Furthermore, signatories agree to keep such information private and lessen the chance that potential enemies may be forewarned.

Aid
Should the need arise, a signatory may request financial or political assistance of the other signatory. By ratifying this treaty, the signatories agree that they are expected, but not obligated to fulfill such a request, providing a good reason for the request is given.

Mutual Defense
By ratifying this treaty, the signatories agree that an attack on one is an attack on the other and shall therefore be met with the combined might of both signatories. This article is deemed optional if a signatory chooses to waive the obligation, a signatory is in an aggressive war or is brought into war by an outside treaty, or if such an action would violate another treaty or surrender agreement.

Optional Aggression
By ratifying this treaty, the signatories agree that they may request the assistance of the other signatory with any aggressive military action taken. Providing a good reason for the request is given, the signatory is expected to fulfill the request, but not obligated to do so.

Termination
If either signatory wishes to withdraw from this treaty for any reason, they must inform the other signatory seventy-two hours in advance, whereby the treaty shall still remain active until the closure of aforementioned period.

Signed

For the Random Insanity Alliance:
~Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos
~Thunder Strike, Triumvir of Stuff and Hater of Cats
~Delta1212, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Eperor of the SuperFriends
~Myrrh, HoR of the Random Insanity Alliance, Queen of Sexiness, Angel of Insanity
~Ogaden, left arm of Voltron, beloved of Catimus Prime, Head of having Foreign Affairs
~cctmsp13, Head of Economics and Destroyer of Vowels.
~Shadow Slayer, Watchdog of Shadow, Delta's Scribe, Myrrh's Personal Cupcake, Pikachu

For Silence:
~Bagpuss, Triumvir
~Scorcher 1, Triumvir
~Remox, Triumvir of Justice

tl;dr MDP -> MDoAP

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The Even More Insane Shared Insanity Pact


Preamble

This treaty is not only signed to seek mutual defense, but rather to amplify a stronger connection with one another so that both signatories may reach a stronger future togeather.

Article I: Sovereignty

Both signatories shall retain their own individual sovereignties and will not take any steps, directly or indirectly, that would threaten the sovereignty of the other signatory at any point in time.

Article II: Non-Aggression

In the spirit of mutual cooperation and alignment, both signatories pledge to refrain from launching any sort of attacks upon the other, be it directly or indirectly. Moreover both signatories will not condone any such acts of aggression, which include (but are not limited to) naval blockades, spying operations, ground attacks, etc. In the event a nation of either signatory attacks a nation of the other, both signatories pledge that diplomacy will be the end-be-all route.

Article III: Mutual Defense

It is the main intention of this treaty to create a mutual militaristic cooperation in order to help maintain the sovereignty of each signatory. As such, any act of war declared upon a signatory is hereby considered an act of war on the other signatory.

Article IV: Chaining Clause

The undersigned acknowledge that Article III will be rendered optional if one or more is brought to war by way of outside treaty.

Article V: Civility

Both signatories and its respective members shall remain civil to the other in any public area and any disagreements shall be solved through private channels.

Article VI: Communication

Both signatories shall remain in constant communication, either through forums or other forms of communication.

Article VII: Espionage

Neither signatory shall engage in any acts of espionage or conduct any acts malicious in nature toward the other signatory, including but not limited to condoning acts of aggression upon the other and aiding an enemy. If any information is found that concerns either signatory, the other shall provide said information immediately and without delays. If either signatory is found in violation of either condition, it is considered grounds for immediate termination.

Article VIII: Termination

If either signatory wishes to withdraw from this treaty for any reason, they must inform the other forty-eight hours in advance where the treaty shall still remain active until the closure of aforementioned period. Article II will remain active for seventy-two hours after withdrawal.

Signed for Silence

Trium: Bagpuss, Shakyr
Justice: Cilldara

Signed for the Random Insanity Alliance

Agent Lemon - Triumvir
Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos
Thunder Strike, Head of Recruitment and hater of cats.
crazyisraelie, Head of Foreign Affairs and First &#$@
invincible13matt, Head of Internal Affairs, triskaidekaphiliac, and deathless warrior of the wasteland
cctmsp13 - Head of Economics

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Defunct Treaties / Random Insanity Corporation (MDoAP with Corp/Goa'uld)
« on: December 04, 2009, 02:16:30 pm »
Treaty establishing the Random Insanity Corporation (MDoAP)




Section  - Establishment:
In recognition of mutual trust and friendship, the Corporation (Corp) and the Random Insanity Alliance (RIA), hereafter referred to as the signatories, do agree to the following treaty.

Section I - Partnership:
The signatories agree to recognize each other as sovereign and free alliances.

Section β' - Peaceful Enterprise:
The signatories recognize a state of peace with each other and shall not take hostile action of any kind. Should hostile action arise between two nations of the signatories, the signatories will resolve these actions using non-hostile, diplomatic means.

Section 11 - Information:
The signatories agree to pass on all information vital to the security of either signatory in a timely fashion.

Section D - Legality of Time Traveling Cows:
D:

Section  - Funding:
Signatories agree to provide aid, be it financial or diplomatic, should either signatory request it. Economic factors may be taken into account.

Section  - Asset Protection:
An attack on one signatory is recognized as an attack on the other signatory. Both signatories agree to immediately come the defense of each other, using all military, diplomatic and financial means available.

Section 柒 - Hostile Takeover:
Signatories retain the right to ask each other for assistance during an aggressive war, however this help is not mandatory. In the event one signatory is planning an aggressive war and does not require assistance, they must notify the other signatory no less than 2 hours before planned aggression will begin.

Section — — — • • - Limited Liability:
Should either signatory be attacked due to a result of their own aggressive action, this treaty will be viewed as an optional defense and optional aggression pact (oDoAP).

Section  - Liquidation:
Should either party wish to cancel this treaty, they may do so with 72 hours private notice, after which time a NAP will remain in place for 48 hours.

Section  - Ownership:

Signed for the Corporation,
iClean, Chief Executive Officer
Kevin McDonald, Chairman
John Rocker, Chief Operating Officer
Wehrmacht13, Chief Operating Officer

Jon Archer, Chief Communications Officer
Frankdolf, Chief Administrative Officer
Stonewall Jaxon, Chief Security Officer
Obiwan, Chief Finance Officer and Resident Jedi

SWAT128, Director of Public Relations
Ying Yang Mafia, Director of Marketing
Bungalo Bill, Director of Risk
Valves, Director of Compliance
Jake997, Director of Human Resources
Engel, Director of Knowledge

Signed for the Random Insanity Alliance,
Delta1212, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Eperor of the SuperFriends
Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos
Agent Lemon, Triumvir
C-zom, Head of Military Operations...baby
invincible13matt, Head of Internal Affairs
Thunder Strike, Head of Recruitment and Hater of Cats.

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Defunct Treaties / This treaty, is, awesome Part, Two, (ODP with Bel Air)
« on: December 04, 2009, 02:13:39 pm »
This treaty, is, awesome Part, Two,

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Check, it:




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Section, 1: Awesome marks

Bel, Air and, the Random Insanity Alliance, hereby, declare that there, is not any such, thing as "commas," instead, we refer to, them as "Awesome Marks," and will, take full advantage of, Awesome Marks, in the drafting of, this treaty. What, kind of a stupid, name is "commas" anyway? Also, "Exclamation, points," do not exist. They, are known as, "Awesome Points."


Section, 2: Communications,

The, Random Insanity, Alliance and Bel, Air acknowledge a, feeling of, mutual radness and, insanity, existing between one, another, and as a result will, not hesitate to, communicate with each other, pertinent information regarding threats or, intelligence, which may, be beneficial to one, another.


Section 3: Peace

As long, as, this treaty is in, effect, each party promises not, to engage in, any hostile behavior or actions, with the, other. In the ridiculous case, that, either signatory violates, this section of the Barrel, of Awesome Marks, each signatory is encouraged to, seek some, sort of diplomatic, solution, before, considering, cancellation, of the treaty.


Section 4: Sovereignty

The Random Insanity, Alliance and, Bel Air, while acknowledging tight, relations with one, another, totally agree that, each entity is separate, as well as sovereign, from, the other.


Section 5: Aid,

At any, given time that, it may be, necessary, either, party may request financial, or military, assistance from, the other party. Each, signatory, is, encouraged, though, not, required, to, provide, assistance, for, the, other, party.


Section 6: Cancellation,

Except in, the case, a violation to section, 1 or 3, of Barrel of, Awesome Marks, occurs either party, may, cancel Barrel of Awesome, Marks, by notifying, the other partner, and adhering, to a cancellation period, of, 72 hours.



Signed for RIA:
Delta1212. Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Destroyer of Realities
aroused by Margaret Thatcher and Ronald ReaganWino - Tri-yadda yadda yadda-aroused by Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan
Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos
iKrolm - Head of Economics
King_Srqt, Destroyer of G's, Kicker of Shamed, Royal Inverted Arithmetical Operation and HoIA of RIA
SWAT128 - Head of, Foreign, Affairs!
WarriorConcept, Commander General of the Cupcake Army Which Steals Away Your Importance and also METALLLLLLLLll
invinvible13matt - Head of Janitorial Affairs


Signed for Bel Air:
King Xander the Only, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Back Alley Abortionist, and the True and Righteous Hero of Pink
Emperor Marx, Carlton the Glorious
890765, Bel Air Country Club manager, and the King of Facerolled Ruler Names
This Charming Man, Bel Air Country Club Courtesy Desk, England Is Mine, Hang the blessed DJ, Scratch my name on your arm with a fountain pen, this means you really love me
Druss the Legend, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Sweet Talking, and Romancing
Newhotness, Minister of Economics and Receiver of Poontang
Extraduty, Minister of $%&@ and Lover of Women and Children

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Cactuar-kun Greatly Enliven the World!!! Brigade

Article a: Peace
It often comes to pass that certain unnamed individuals may want to bend the fabric of the universe and cause all manner of horrible things to occur, even cause Brigade members to fight one another. It is up to Brigade members to prevent this from occurring by keeping a certain someone entertained (ahem).

Article 11 - Intelligence
Sometimes aliens, time travellers, ghosts, monsters, ESPers, evil crime syndicates and the anime/manga/fantasy flick heroes who fight said evil syndicates try and hide in plain sight by pretending to be restaurant waiters, Western Spotted Owls or trouser legs. It is the great and heroic obligation of Brigade members to notice these facts and inform other members, lest they find a slippery tentacle sliding up their trouser leg.

Article 団: What is this, I don't even...
Rarely, someone will have gotten themselves into a sticky situation such as a slippery tentacle sliding up their trouser leg. In such a situation the rest of the Brigade members might feel obliged to throw some sake bottles at the offender. Or they might not. It's a surprise.

Article D: Florida
Archaeological research indicates that  had been inhabited for thousands of years before any European settlements. Of the many indigenous peoples, the largest known were the Ais, the Apalachee, the Calusa, the Timucua and the Tocobaga tribes.

Article baka~
Any member of the Brigade may burritos the clubroom any time they don't want to help enliven the world!! anymore, but before doing that they have to put extra effort into amusing a certain someone for 2日 and tell everyone in the Brigade what they're doing.

Signed for the Random Insanity Alliance:
Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands and Puppetmaster of Chaos
Delta1212, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery and Eperor of the SuperFriends
Thunder Strike, Triumvir of Stuff and Hater of Cats.
Ogaden, Trans-dimensional Ghost Cactus
Myrrh, HoR of the Random Insanity Alliance, Queen of Sexiness and Angel of Insanity
Shadow Slayer, Watchdog of Shadow, Delta's Scribe, Myrrh's Personal Cupcake and Pikachu
cctmsp13, Head of Economics and Destroyer of Vowels

Signed for the SOS Brigade:
Arrnea, Brigade Chief and Ultra Director, Viceroy of the Computer Research Society, Cosplay Champion, Speaker of the Word of Haruhi, Enforcer of Her Will and All-Round Prophet of the One True Goddess
Freshmaker, ESPer, Mysterious Transfer Student and Man of Mysterious Sexuality
michaeru, Battle Maid and Ornamentum Contengus
Ephemeral, Incidental Butler and Ornamentum Incursus
Michael von Preußen, Time Traveller, Brigade Mascot and East German Teapot
Kame, Lord Fang and Bearer of the Nyoro~n
Azu-nyan, Loli in a Bag and Catgirl Wonder
Elrich von Richt, Alien Supercomputer, Meganekko and Covert Pervert
Utau, Homicidal Class President and AA+ Hottie
Nagato Yuki, Overmind Advisory and Stern Introvert
Alekhine, Ordinary Human, Errand Boy and Deadpan Snarker
and Those Two Guys That Shall Not Be Named

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Ambassador Sign-Ups / Demask request
« on: August 06, 2009, 01:07:50 pm »
I've have resigned from NPO, so please demask me as an ambassador.

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Ambassador Sign-Ups / New Pacific Order
« on: April 03, 2009, 12:45:16 am »
Your Nation's Ruler: James Dahl of Ogaden
Your Alliance: New Pacific Order
Your Alliance's Initials: NPO
Your Alliance's primary team color: Red
URL to your alliance's forum: http://pacificorder.net

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