U don't know me. How will you make this long winded?
Based on first impressions from you, you seem to be a young teenager, probably 14-16. That or you're really old; the sports car avatar could mean either one. Both stereotypes drive me crazy because having a car in your sig or an avatar is a huge sign of one of two things: As a kid, it shows an unrealistic attention and want for the impossible to achieve (sports cars.) and as an adult, it means an unhealthy fascination with a machine that is still impossible to attain. It also means that the first thing you want people to see about you is that you like cars at low flat angles, kind of like the car version of a girl bent over. The white color and tinted windshield implies simplicty and dominance, so perhaps the girl has a whip in her mouth.
The "too cool for a sig" gesture is ironicly stupid since it requires a sig to make that. Since that humor grows obsolete by the age of 14, I would have to go ahead and say that you *are* a young teen and not an adult, because as an adult it would imply a very awful sense of dry humor. And dry humor usually evolves when you learn how to type, which you have not achieved.
Which would mean, in summary, my first impressions with you are as follows:
-Unhealthy obsession with material goods
-Immature; bad at typing; possibly nosy
-Bad sense of humor, also a possibly slightly inflated ego
-You like cars more than women
Final Rating: ?/5