Author Topic: Captain Planet (Read 3942 times)

Electric Mango · « **on:** February 06, 2011, 09:58:19 pm »

Captain Planet

As your newly elected CP I come before you today to ask not what the RIA can do for me, but what I can do for the RIA.

Got girlfriend problems? Captain Mango is here for you.

Stuck on that algebra problem? Captain Mango is here for you.

Wondering what that weird growth is on the tip of your schlong? Captain Mango is here for you.

Want gay sex? Leo is there for you. For everything else, there's Captain Mango. So go ahead and ask away.

Snowbound Milk · « **Reply #1 on:** February 06, 2011, 09:59:21 pm »

Where's my kickback for voting for you?

Jenne · « **Reply #2 on:** February 06, 2011, 10:00:43 pm »

I am getting worried. My wife, at the start of the playoffs, predicted a Green Bay vs Pittsburgh superbowl. She then picks the Jets upset of New England. And then to top it off, she picked the Pack to win it all. Is she in danger of growing a penis?

Leo · « **Reply #3 on:** February 06, 2011, 11:06:42 pm »

I've got a Spanish project due in the morning. Can you get it done and back to me within the hour?

Cashflow · « **Reply #4 on:** February 06, 2011, 11:10:16 pm »

Quote from: Fap Fap! on February 06, 2011, 11:06:42 pm

I've got a Spanish project due in the morning. Can you get it done and back to me within the hour?

King Death II has a Chilito.

Leo · « **Reply #5 on:** February 06, 2011, 11:43:45 pm »

Well, the hour's almost up and I'm still waiting for this work to be done.

Snowbound Milk · « **Reply #6 on:** February 07, 2011, 12:22:51 am »

Quote from: Fap Fap! on February 06, 2011, 11:43:45 pm

Well, the hour's almost up and I'm still waiting for this work to be done.

I move to impeach.

Ganon5 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:05:35 am »

I want sex with another man, but I don't want it to be gay

Snowbound Milk · « **Reply #8 on:** February 07, 2011, 09:57:10 am »

Quote from: Furious Panda on February 07, 2011, 05:05:35 am

I want sex with another man, but I don't want it to be gay

The balls can't touch.

Leo · « **Reply #9 on:** February 07, 2011, 12:58:10 pm »

You have failed me. I had to do that project all by myself and it sucked donkey tits.

Snowbound Milk · « **Reply #10 on:** February 07, 2011, 01:49:59 pm »

Impeach.

Electric Mango · « **Reply #11 on:** February 07, 2011, 02:43:45 pm »

Quote from: Snowbound Milk on February 06, 2011, 09:59:21 pm

Where's my kickback for voting for you?

There are no kickbacks for voting for me, only the satisfaction of knowing that you did this alliance AND this planet a huge favor. Stop being so selfish. Now, that's not to say that there's not money to made off of me. Want to earn $15.00 the hard way?

Quote from: Jenne on February 06, 2011, 10:00:43 pm

I am getting worried. My wife, at the start of the playoffs, predicted a Green Bay vs Pittsburgh superbowl. She then picks the Jets upset of New England. And then to top it off, she picked the Pack to win it all. Is she in danger of growing a penis?

Yes, and as her husband you have an obligation to suck her off whenever she asks, also make sure to cup her balls. Chicks dig that shiznick. I am also sending you 500 Mango dongs to give to your wife. Instuct her to parlay that on the upcoming NBA games. I will use that to hire strippers to service government members of the RIA.

Quote from: Furious Panda on February 07, 2011, 05:05:35 am

I want sex with another man, but I don't want it to be gay

Easy, cut your penis and push it inside of you like a vagina. You are now a woman and can have sex with as many men as you want without the fear of being gay. That or have sex with Leo, everyone does that anyway and can't be considered gay sex since he's pretty much the cum dumpster of the RIA.

Quote from: Snowbound Milk on February 07, 2011, 01:49:59 pm

Impeach.

There is to be no talks of peaches in this thread, or any other fruit besides Mango's for that matter.

Quote from: Fap Fap! on February 07, 2011, 12:58:10 pm

You have failed me. I had to do that project all by myself and it sucked donkey tits.

You need to give me more notice that 1 hour Leo. Besides, last night I was in no shape to do anything. I drank myself into a coma after watching the Steelers lose to the Packers. I'm lucky to be alive at this point.

Snowbound Milk · « **Reply #12 on:** February 07, 2011, 03:17:01 pm »

CHEESE HEADS

Leo · « **Reply #13 on:** February 07, 2011, 07:15:52 pm »

Dammit Mango, some of us would've loved to have been shit-faced, but no,we have stupid commitments.

Snowbound Milk · « **Reply #14 on:** February 07, 2011, 07:57:57 pm »

Quote from: Fap Fap! on February 07, 2011, 07:15:52 pm

Dammit Mango, some of us would've loved to have been shit-faced, but no,we have stupid commitments.

Ahh, the benefits of holding office.

Leo · « **Reply #15 on:** February 07, 2011, 09:05:57 pm »

^Ya know, I'd be holding office too if you dumbasses would vote for me more.

Snowbound Milk · « **Reply #16 on:** February 07, 2011, 09:14:28 pm »

Quote from: Fap Fap! on February 07, 2011, 09:05:57 pm

^Ya know, I'd be holding office too if you dumbasses would vote for me more.

Some people just aren't cut from the right cloth, Leo.

Leo · « **Reply #17 on:** February 07, 2011, 10:47:18 pm »

^Dude, I helped create this alliance into the megapower that it is today. You damn youngins need to start reading up on your history.

Snowbound Milk · « **Reply #18 on:** February 08, 2011, 03:24:40 am »

What is book

Snowbound Milk · « **Reply #19 on:** February 08, 2011, 03:25:14 am »

I bet I know more about you then you think I know about you. Yeah.

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