What about Lori and I?

I take the 5th

Quote from: Jukers

I woke up in the middle of the night to hear my roommate and her girlfriend....someone please shoot me.

Please.
*begs*

I'll fucking shoot you next time if you don't get a video camera, and record them for us. FYI you are being subjected to a forum of sexual sex, and you therefore have the right to defend yourself. Hook punch em' in the ear.

Two words FALCON! PUNCH!

Quote from: Reoga

Ill be doing this one time every 10 days  $10000 to the 1st one to get it right
If you win I will tell you on here and mail the $$ the next day just give me your link
So now we know the rules lets play week one


                                               Topic:  Movie QUOTE

                           Name the preson, place, or thing who spoke the line/s and the movie it was from



                        " You who are with out mercy now pleed for it? I thoght you were made of sterner stuff. "

optimus prime said it to megatron in the 1986 transformers movie!

Yeah, he's right. Also 10,000 isn't even a mile of land for me.

The other people there might.

I'm going to ask them about the kiddie pron they posted on the CN forums and how it feels too get raped by NPO.

Yeah, they are REALLY butch and Jukers is a straight girl so...

Actually, I'm good friends with Aquaman. He will fight for us under the sea, under the sea! Darling it's better down where it's wetter take it from me!

Have you EVER seen an important topic in Random Insanity?

Mine are hypocrites, liars, and nonchalant mannerisms.

Funny, the last one is me all the time.

People who talk loudly into their cell phone/anyone with a Nextel.

680/40

Otakon is a medium sized, somewhat developed, and old nation at 355 days old with citizens primarily of Japanese ethnicity whose religion is Buddhism. Its technology is first rate and its citizens marvel at the astonishing advancements within their nation. Its citizens enjoy freedom from high taxation and as a result tend to earn more money. The citizens of Otakon work diligently to produce Water and Wine as tradable resources for their nation. It is a mostly neutral country when it comes to foreign affairs. It will usually only attack another nation if attacked first. It believes nuclear weapons are necessary for the security of its people. Plans are on the way within Otakon to open new rehabilitation centers across the nation and educate its citizens of the dangers of drug use. Otakon allows its citizens to protest their government but uses a strong police force to monitor things and arrest lawbreakers. It has an open border policy, but in order for immigrants to remain in the country they will have to become citizens first. Otakon believes in the freedom of speech and feels that it is every citizens right to speak freely about their government. The government gives foreign aid when it can, but looks to take care of its own people first. Otakon will not make deals with another country that has a poor history of inhuman treatment of its citizens.
_:. Private Nation Messages
Your toniculation density of 32.88 toniculation per mile is at a good level at this time. Your military of 18,484 soldiers is considered adequate strength for the size of Otakon. The infrastructure of Otakon is adequate at the time with a level of 2,697.00.
_:. Government Information
Nation Name:    Otakon
Ruler:    ananegg
Warn Level:    0%
Warn History:    No warn history
Last Donation:    4/29/2007 - $20.00
Last Activity:    7/15/2007 12:56:45 AM
National Flag:    
Alliance Affiliation:    Random Insanity Alliance [Alliance Statistics] [Alliance Rankings] [Alliance Map]
Alliance Rank:    Ranked #19 of 188 alliance nations
Capital City:    Ananegg
Capital Coordinates:    35.22767235493586, 136.93359375
About Otakon:    Random Insanity forever!  
Government Type:    Monarchy (Next Available Change 7/4/2007)
Your people approve of this form of government but the majority of your people would prefer something else. They do not desire a permanent government but instead prefer something more temporary.
National Religion:    
[Buddhism]    (Next Available Change 7/9/2007)
Your people are happy with this national religion.
Currency Type:    [Dollar]
Nation Team:    [Team: Maroon] - Maroon - Team Information Panel
Nation Created:    7/25/2006 7:12:55 PM (355 days old)
Technology:    246.33
Literacy Rate:    87.15%
Infrastructure:    2,697.00
Tax Rate:    10%
Area of Influence:    1,322.734 mile diameter.
1,145.134 from purchases/sales/gains, 177.600 from natural growth.
War/Peace Preference:    War is an option for Otakon.
My Resources:    [Water - Increases number of citizens per mile before toniculation unhappiness by 50, increases toniculation happiness +2.5, and improves a nations environment by 10%.] [Wine – Increases toniculation happiness +3.]
Connected Resources:    [Aluminum – Increases soldier count +20%, lowers inital infrastructure cost -7%, and lowers initial cost of aircraft -8%.] [Coal – Increases the purchased land area of a nation by 15%, increases soldier count +8%, and decreases infrastructure purchase cost -4%.] [Furs – Increases citizen’s daily income +$3.50 and increases the natural growth of a nation by 10%.] [Iron – Lowers initial soldier cost -$3.00, lowers infrastructure upkeep costs -10%, lowers initial infrastructure costs -5%, lowers tank cost and upkeep costs -5%.] [Lumber – Lowers inital infrastructure cost -6% and lowers infrastructure upkeep costs -8%.] [Marble – Lower inital infrastructure cost -10%.] [Oil - Lowers initial soldier cost -$3.00, increases toniculation happiness +1.5, increases solder count +10%, and lowers initial cost of aircraft -4%.] [Rubber - Increases purchased land area of a nation by 20%, lowers initial land cost -10%, triples the value of land when selling (from $100 to $300), decreases infrastructure purchase cost -3%, and lowers initial cost of aircraft -4%.] [Uranium - Reduces infrastructure upkeep cost -3%. Allow nations to develop nuclear weapons only if that nations government preference supports nuclear weapons.] [Water – Increases number of citizens per mile before toniculation unhappiness by 50, increases toniculation happiness +2.5, and improves a nations environment by 10%.] [Wheat – Increases the purchased land area of a nation by 5% and increases number of citizens +8%.] [Wine – Increases toniculation happiness +3.]
Bonus Resources:    [Steel - Reduces infrastructure cost -2%. Requires Coal and Iron.] [Automobiles - Increases toniculation happiness +3. Requires Asphalt and Steel.] [Beer - Increases toniculation happiness + 2. Requires Water, Wheat, Lumber, and Aluminum.] [Construction - Reduces infrastructure cost -5% and raises the aircraft limit +10. Requires Lumber, Iron, Marble, Aluminum, and a technology level greater than 5.] [Asphalt - Decreases infrastructure upkeep cost -5%. Requires Construction, Oil, and Rubber.]
Improvements:    Banks: 5, Clinics: 3, Factories: 5, Foreign Ministries: 1, Harbors: 1, Hospitals: 1, Schools: 4, Stadiums: 5,
National Wonders:    No national wonders.
Environment:    [Your nation's environment is decently clean. A clean environment leads to increased and happier citizen counts.] 5.00
Senate Votes:    0 Votes
_:. Military Information
Nation Rank:    Ranked #3,256 of 35,255 Nations (9.2%)
Nation Strength:    16,427.427
Efficiency:    46.27
DEFCON Level:    [DEFCON 5 - Normal peacetime military readiness.]
Number of Soldiers:    18,484
     Deployed Soldiers:
   0
     Defending Soldiers:
   18,484
Number of Tanks:    518
     Deployed Tanks:
   0
     Defending Tanks:
   518
Aircraft:    11
Number of Cruise Missiles:    15
Number of Nuclear Weapons:    0
Number of Soldiers Lost in All Wars.    21,950 Attacking + 6,567 Defending = 28,517 Casualties
_:. toniculation Information
Total toniculation:    43,496 Supporters
Primary Ethnic Group:    Japanese
toniculation Happiness:    [Your toniculation is in love with you.] 45.50
toniculation Per Mile:    32.88 toniculation Per Mile.
     Military Personnel:
     Citizens:
   18,484 Soldiers
25,011 Working Citizens
Avg. Gross Income Per Individual Per Day:    $224.73 (A very solid economy)
Avg. Individual Income Taxes Paid Per Day    $22.47
Avg. Net Daily toniculation Income (After Taxes)    $202.26
_:. Government Financial
Purchase Transactions    819 transactions
Total Income Taxes Collected:    $91,309,367.64
Total Expenses Over Time:    $91,154,425.83
      Bills Paid:
     Purchases Over Time:
   $42,998,273.81
$48,156,152.02
Current Dollars Available:    $154,941.81   (Surplus)