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Random lnsanity / Sir Michael Jackson has ceased bodily functions.
« on: June 25, 2009, 05:58:20 pm »
Quite prodigious communication of information on current events, no?

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Random lnsanity / Greetings, I am Elijah S. Konderwink
« on: July 11, 2008, 09:07:22 pm »
Perform a linguistic expression used to make a request for information regarding anything.

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I purchased the Twenty-fourth letter container full rotation variation.

It's quite spiffing.  

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Random lnsanity / Greetings!
« on: April 19, 2008, 04:16:59 pm »
Fellow person(s) who belongs to a group of people of the glorious Lack of order, purpose, cause, or predictability in non-scientific parlance behaviour influenced by mental instability agreement between two or more parties.

It has come to my selective concentration that the glorious Lack of order, purpose, cause, or predictability in non-scientific parlance behaviour influenced by mental instability agreement between two or more parties does indeed possess a digital asset that is hosted on one or more web servers, usually accessible via the Internet chronicling us!

However, it is vastly underdeveloped. Being the intellectual I am, I have already completed the area designated for myself (See my text automatically appended at the bottom of an e-mail message, Usenet article, or forum post for details) and it's time for you to do the same!

Much appreciation.

Love,

Elijah  

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Random lnsanity / What form of trickery?
« on: March 23, 2008, 05:51:07 pm »
What from of trickery have you participated in this time Lack of order, purpose, cause, or predictability in non-scientific parlance behaviour influenced by mental instability agreement between two or more parties?

I no longer view you as glorious, rather I perceived you as some convoluted society of horrors. Quite appalling.

An informant (COUGHGreekLetterDSingleUnitSingleUnitCOUGH) has provided me information regarding a topic of discussion in which beings are coverting my manner of speach! How absurd.

You reject me, then proceed to emulate me. The dismal state of affairs you find yourself in is a tragic one. If only there was some force that could perhaps assist you...

Please desist miscreants!

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Random lnsanity / Theoretical query.
« on: February 19, 2008, 01:04:35 pm »
Which humanoid would emerge victorious in a bout of fisty cuffs between Sir Charles Norris and Chiroptera Male Human?


Assuming Chiroptera Male Human was granted sufficient  measuring system used to sequence events to plan of course.

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Greetings!

Undoubtedly by opening this discussion I have attracted the lesser members of the glorious Lack of order, purpose, cause, or predictability in non-scientific parlance behaviour influenced by mental instability agreement between two or more parties, made in order to advance common goals and to secure common interests. If you're one of these lesser beings then please go and manually pleasure your anus.

Dear Greek letter D single unit single unit,

I request of you one thing and one thing only, please accompany me in partaking in some musical enjoyment andSLASHor simulating the act or process of firing guns or other projectile weapons such as bows or crossbows at life originating outside of Earth on the worldwide, publicly accessible series of interconnected computer networks that transmit data by packet switching using the standard Internet Protocol.

I know that you own a twenty-fourth letter in the modern Latin alphabet rectangle container natural number following 359 and preceding 361 and thus can perform my request.

Thank you.

Regards,
Elijah S. Konderwink

P.S. Did you gain pleasure from viewing genus of about 300 species of plants in the pea family Fabaceae area of land used to cultivate crops for agricultural purposes?

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Random lnsanity / A rather humourous joke
« on: January 12, 2008, 07:58:30 am »
Two cold blooded aquatic vertebrates are currently inhabiting a tracked armoured combat vehicle, one cold blooded aquatic vertebrate says to the other cold blooded aquatic vertebrate "How do you impart forward motion to by physical force?"

 

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Random lnsanity / Are there any mexicuns present?
« on: January 05, 2008, 08:37:18 pm »
Dear Mr. mexicuns, please leave the glorious lack of order, purpose, cause, or predictability in non-scientific parlance behaviour influenced by mental instability agreement between two or more parties, made in order to advance common goals and to secure common interests. Furthermore, upon leaving the glorious lack of order, purpose, cause, or predictability in non-scientific parlance behaviour influenced by mental instability agreement between two or more parties, made in order to advance common goals and to secure common interests would you kindly perform the act of intentionally terminating one's own life or better yet amusing interaction with people, animals, or things, often in the context of learning
in the movement of motorized vehicles, unmotorized vehicles and pedestrians on roads. Gracias.

P.S. I have not created error by not capitalising 'mexicun' as I go against my own beliefs to belittle them.

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