Welcome, Guest.

Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Messages - Elijah S Konderwink

Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 5
21
Random lnsanity / Delta is a female name
« on: November 30, 2008, 10:24:41 am »
Greek Letter D Single Unit Single Unit is most certainly retains the qualities and behaviors judged by a particular culture to be ideally associated with or especially appropriate to females.

22
Random lnsanity / Happy Thanksgiving
« on: November 27, 2008, 04:47:01 pm »
What is this, I do not recall...

23
Random lnsanity / So I finally killed this girl...
« on: November 24, 2008, 04:35:12 pm »
Quote from: Crunka
also, i didn't quite catch that mr. konderwink...

Fuck you.

24
Random lnsanity / For anyone wondering...
« on: November 23, 2008, 07:07:42 am »
An audible expression or appearance of merriment or amusement directed towards "Juggalos".


25
Random lnsanity / For anyone wondering...
« on: November 22, 2008, 01:11:57 pm »
Bodily functions have yet to cease? I will engender the provisions required for your demise.

26
Random lnsanity / So I finally killed this girl...
« on: November 17, 2008, 12:51:56 pm »
Quite.

27
Random lnsanity / So I finally killed this girl...
« on: November 17, 2008, 12:48:52 pm »
First-person, singular personal pronoun possession past participle present preposition fifth natural number unit of time equal to 3,600 seconds in length grammatical conjunction, a part of speech that connects two words, phrases, or clauses prior to a specified or implied past, present, or future time having a disease, illness, or disorder preposition this bandwagon effect. >:(

29
Random lnsanity / Greetings, I am Elijah S. Konderwink
« on: July 16, 2008, 07:42:24 am »
Quote from: zblewski
Dearest salutations Worshipper of a Judeo-Christian deity Smexy seemingly unaware misinterpretation of dutch name "Koenderink",

I wish to enquire of you, the identity of your record of debit and credit entries to cover transactions within the interactive features on the series of tubes involving an electric device named as "the" 24th latin letter rigid rectangular container numbered with an identifying code between the designations of 359 and 361.

For the medium of exchange I partake in the act of fellatio.

Quote from: Nitemarebforcrismas
Blewski wrote a Konderwink... @_@

Indeed, he willing partook in the illegal taking of another person's property without that person's freely-given consent. Thieving illegitimate child!

Quote from: Lord Doom
The identity of that is... oh fuck it. xbox 360s are awesome.

Indeed.

Quote from: llamavore
i read this and thought, what's the 20th letter in the alphabet? january, february...

i haven't even had any yet >.>

Had any what? Sexual Intercourse? I think not.


Quote from: zblewski
At first, i thought, "P", and I lol'd hard, then I recounted. I proceeded to chortle.

Disgusting.

30
Random lnsanity / Greetings, I am Elijah S. Konderwink
« on: July 13, 2008, 03:53:51 pm »
Quote from: Loren
I actually get what he's saying now. :feels smart:

Which political division of a geographical entity do originate from?

Quote from: dester55
would you smoke weed with me?

Is it useful faeces?

Quote from: Atonichis775
Do you know how awesome you are????

Indeed, however if I was to translate how "awesome" I actually am to you I'm afraid your control center of the central nervous system would be the subject of something vastly similar, but not entirely the same as, evisceration.

Quote from: Atonichis775
And will you assist me in my just cause to stop uwe boll from butchering another videogame?

Is he of mexicun decent?


31
Random lnsanity / Greetings, I am Elijah S. Konderwink
« on: July 12, 2008, 09:54:58 am »
Quote from: Shadow
Do you like pie?

Are you referring to a baked dish which is usually made of a pastry dough shell that covers or completely contains a filling of various sweet or savoury ingredients or the slang term for a fibromuscular tubular tract leading from the uterus to the exterior of the body in female placental mammals and marsupials, or to the cloaca in female birds, monotremes, and some reptiles. In either case I find them both exquisite.

Quote from: Shadow
Do you like bacon?

Indeed.

Quote from: Shadow
Do you like ORANGE tonic!?

Elijah loves Orange tonic.

Quote from: Shadow
What kind of punishment do those who create error get?

I will force you to perform the act of perceiving  telecommunication medium for sending and receiving moving monochromatic or colour images, usually accompanied by sound while Bill O'Reilly is occupying the air time.


Quote from: Flask
Are you ridiculed in public for wearing a top hat and monocle in this day and age?

Most certainly not! I am at the height of fashion.


Quote from: MotherAfrica
IDK, But the way he talks reminds me of that old guy on Poltergeist 2...

*walks away from him to get the magic indian*

Dear Mr. Biological  female parent of an offspring Earth's second-largest and second most-toniculous continent, this is not a question.

Quote from: Lord Doom
Would you like to partake in the enjoyment of consuming a liquid named after the 20th letter in our alphabet?

Indeed ^_^

32
Random lnsanity / Greetings, I am Elijah S. Konderwink
« on: July 12, 2008, 01:41:06 am »
Quote from: Vintus
penis

Indeed, mine has quite a girth, no?


Quote from: ganon5
What does the S stand for?

Smexy.


Quote from: Untelligent
It might stand for "S." Like in "Harry S. Truman."

Negatory.

33
Random lnsanity / Greetings, I am Elijah S. Konderwink
« on: July 11, 2008, 09:07:22 pm »
Perform a linguistic expression used to make a request for information regarding anything.

34
Random lnsanity / rawr
« on: May 28, 2008, 04:26:59 pm »
Fourth letter in the Latin alphabet punctuation marks used in pairs to set apart or interject text within other text sub-national entities of the United States located in the southeastern region of the United States.

35
Random lnsanity / There's a few people I appreciate a lot in RIA
« on: May 15, 2008, 01:18:27 pm »
Ahem.

36
Random lnsanity / The RIA, Their all here!! (Pictures)
« on: May 13, 2008, 02:46:52 pm »
No Elijah?

 

37
I purchased the Twenty-fourth letter container full rotation variation.

It's quite spiffing.  

38
Random lnsanity / So, I've gotten around to writing The Zone.
« on: April 25, 2008, 02:20:59 am »
Name: Elijah S. Konderwink
Age: 58
Description (Physical): See my avatar.
Description (Abilities/Mental/Past): See my wiki in sig.
Skills: Martial arts & calm in the face of danger.
Party: Loner.

39
Random lnsanity / Greetings!
« on: April 19, 2008, 04:16:59 pm »
Fellow person(s) who belongs to a group of people of the glorious Lack of order, purpose, cause, or predictability in non-scientific parlance behaviour influenced by mental instability agreement between two or more parties.

It has come to my selective concentration that the glorious Lack of order, purpose, cause, or predictability in non-scientific parlance behaviour influenced by mental instability agreement between two or more parties does indeed possess a digital asset that is hosted on one or more web servers, usually accessible via the Internet chronicling us!

However, it is vastly underdeveloped. Being the intellectual I am, I have already completed the area designated for myself (See my text automatically appended at the bottom of an e-mail message, Usenet article, or forum post for details) and it's time for you to do the same!

Much appreciation.

Love,

Elijah  

40
Random lnsanity / Colour Blind Test
« on: April 14, 2008, 04:30:14 am »
Translation? I'm using the production and perception of sounds used in the female monarch's West Germanic language originating in England!

Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 5

SMF 2.0.15 | SMF © 2017, Simple Machines
Scratch Design by DzinerStudio

Page created in 0.508 seconds with 22 queries.
Triumvirate:
Shadow

Head of Foreign Affairs:
Brian

Head of Internal Affairs:
Croix

Head of Military Operations:
im317