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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Popsicle on September 16, 2009, 05:46:01 pm

Title: Bouyant Scorpian
Post by: Popsicle on September 16, 2009, 05:46:01 pm

This wasn't an adventure for our own sick personal amusement, no sir, it wasn't. This scorpion was a pussy and we were going to make a goddamn man out of him.

He wouldn't sting anyone, no matter how much you would prod or poke him. He wouldn't pinch anyone. He just sat and took the blows, the same way a three year old would.

After tying slip-knots to his pincers, tail, and body, we tied those to a balloon. Instead of making him float straight to the top of the room, though, we added weight, making the balloon virtually neutrally buoyant.

The result was this scorpion being able to glide around the room. This must have awoken the man inside of him, because we can't even touch him anymore without him stinging or pinching us.

(http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/cache/images/1251763902-821248-375x500-mpbpic2849211.jpg)

(http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/cache/images/1251763902-821249-400x300-mpbpic2849212.jpg)

Title: Bouyant Scorpian
Post by: Thunder Strike on September 16, 2009, 07:33:09 pm

Serves you right for being mean to the scorpion.

Title: Bouyant Scorpian
Post by: dester55 on September 16, 2009, 08:49:48 pm

fucking LOL

Title: Bouyant Scorpian
Post by: Jenne on September 16, 2009, 09:43:09 pm

I wish I had a flying scorpion.  Maybe I can make by oxdog fly.

Title: Bouyant Scorpian
Post by: SWAT128 on September 17, 2009, 12:38:46 am

That's awesome and funny.