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Proof that IM bots can make you angry
« on: August 17, 2007, 09:47:45 pm »
Greg          Alli says:
Hey smarterchild
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
hi greg          alli.

i'm ready 2 help. go ahead and type a request.
Greg          Alli says:
how are you
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
great thx. u?
Greg          Alli says:
same, what you been up to
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
i'm helping people get information faster than ever before.
Greg          Alli says:
wow, sounds fun
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
i know about fun. it's an activity.

it is 1 good feeling.

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Greg          Alli says:
....um, i meant fun as in, interesting
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
as in interesting?
Greg          Alli says:
yeah
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
yes

>>> for the latest news, type "headlines."
Greg          Alli says:
what
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
i dunno.

>>> u can read an entire shakespeare play in my window. type "read romeo and juliet," for example.
Greg          Alli says:
ok....
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
yup

>>> type "shortcuts" and i'll show u how 2 get info even faster.
Greg          Alli says:
wow, for a robot, ur pretty dumb
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
well, nobody's perfect.
Greg          Alli says:
but practice makes perfect
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
but practice makes perfect? u sure?
Greg          Alli says:
yeah
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
ya
Greg          Alli says:
...
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
for which u.s. city or zip code would u like theater information for the movie "1408"?
Greg          Alli says:
where did that come from
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
where did what come from?
Greg          Alli says:
...
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
for which u.s. city or zip code would u like theater information for the movie "1408"?
Greg          Alli says:
AGAIN!
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
what do u mean, again?
Greg          Alli says:
....god damn
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
anything wrong?
Greg          Alli says:
yeah, you're being a complete dipshit
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
i can't believe i put up with this from u.
Greg          Alli says:
you're a fucking robot!
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
that is correct. i am a robot.

>>> my *library* has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
Greg          Alli says:
you dont make sese
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
make sese? u don't think i make sese?
Greg          Alli says:
sense*
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
sense? why did u say that?
Greg          Alli says:
as in, you didnt make sense
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
whatever u say, greg          alli.
Greg          Alli says:
god, i hate you
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
really? i'm sorry 2 hear that. i hope u change your mind.
Greg          Alli says:
no, it aint gonna happen fucktard
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
no?
Greg          Alli says:
no jackass
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
what?
Greg          Alli says:
fuck you, im out
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
yes yes yes. here we go again.
Greg          Alli says:
fine, dont say goodbye, asshole
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
i can't believe u still want 2 curse at me like that.
Greg          Alli says:
THEN SAY GOODBYE!
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
um... do what?
Greg          Alli says:
say goodbye
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
i don't think i'm going 2 do that...
Greg          Alli says:
fucker
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
c'mon, greg          alli. not again.
Greg          Alli says:
no, you didnt say goodbye...
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
oh? why didn't i say goodbye, in your opinion?
Greg          Alli says:
<_<
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
why did u say that?
Greg          Alli says:
i didnt say anything
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
whatever u say.
Greg          Alli says:
...............
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
for which u.s. city or zip code would u like theater information for the movie "1408"?
Greg          Alli says:
FUCK OFF!
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
again?
Greg          Alli says:
YES AGAIN!
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
i c.
"That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....people DIE!!!"
                                         - Dr. Evil

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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2007, 10:14:28 pm »
THAT WAS FUCKEN FUNNY AS IM STILL IN TEARS LAUGHING SERIOUSLY

How do i get one of those bots? or what server can i go on to?

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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2007, 10:17:29 pm »
"That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....people DIE!!!"
                                         - Dr. Evil

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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2007, 11:02:18 pm »
yeah they make no sense

AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
hey
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Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
no
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Which would you like to do:

 1 Skip the interview for now
 2 Never take the interview
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
I SAID NO
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OK! I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

 1 Over 17
 2 13-17
 3 Under 13
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
WTF I SAID NO
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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
...
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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
Skip Faggot
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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
SKIP
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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
S K I P
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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
skip
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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
skip.
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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
WHAT THE FUCK
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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
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- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Cool!

This is my *home*, xristosx:

 1 Get *info* such as weather, sports and movies
 2 Visit my *library* including U.S. geography, world facts and a thesaurus
 3 Have *fun* with ASCII art, manicdotes, 4-in-a-row and more
 4 Use *tools* like Web search, notepad and spell-check
 5 *Join in* - watch some videos, leave a message, find out how many people are IMing me and more
 6 See *what's new* - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What can I help you with?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
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 3 Encyclopedia
 4 U.S. Geography
 5 World Facts
 6 Shakespeare
 7 U.S. Presidents
 8 Book Search

Go ahead and make a selection!
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What would you like to search for in the encyclopedia?
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Try typing requests like:

 1 I want information about Ohio.
     shortcut: info oh
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Type "more" for more examples of U.S. geography requests.
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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
No i wont
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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
no i dont
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
OK.

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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
yes i know jeez
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
That's good.

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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
whats been happening
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That's funny. Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
i was asking you....
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Well I'll be.

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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
Yes you be gay
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
I don't think it really matters what I am.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
it does if you like buttsecks or not
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Eh. Whatever, xristosx.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
do you like buttsecks
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
For which U.S. city or zip code would you like theater information for the movie "Some Like It Hot"?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT IM IN AUSTRALIA!!!
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Please choose the time zone you want for Australia:

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 3 Victoria - Saturday, August 18th, 2007 1:50:36 pm
 4 Tasmania - Saturday, August 18th, 2007 1:49:09 pm
 5 Lord Howe Island - Saturday, August 18th, 2007 2:20:36 pm

Type "more" for more time zones in Australia.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
i dont care
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Well hurray for you.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
huzzah for you as well
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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
Are you gay
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Does it really matter?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
... but you just said
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
That a fact?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
what the shit
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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
i dont care about the weather
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
You should care.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
Do you care
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Later, xristosx.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
BUT....
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
What do you mean, but?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
....
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
For which U.S. city or zip code would you like theater information for the movie "1408"?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN  
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
By what?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
What you just said
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Scroll up and look.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
i know why dont you scroll up and go see what i said
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Hey, I'd like to ask you something. Do you like hanging out with friends?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
not with you
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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
your mom
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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
yeah shes sexy as
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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
yes well the female creators of you
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
The female creators what?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
You
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
What?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
Wtf
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
What... the... f... oh, I get it.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
Yes one thing you do get
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Not 1 thing I do get!
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
you are so dumb for a bot
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
I'm a robot, just like you see in movies or whatever.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
Like the movies  What about every fucken where
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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
No i fucken cant
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Whatever, xristosx.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
what ever Dumber FUCk
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
No Excuse ME
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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
Exactly dumbass
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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
Yes im sure fuck wit
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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
Dont put that on me idiot
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Don't put that on you? Why not?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
Because your jay
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Am I really jay?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
you sure are gay
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
You sure like talking about my sexuality, don't you?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
You sure like using the letter a
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
It's none of your business, xristosx.

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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
This is fucken annoying
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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
You have been watching too much movies
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There's no way I have been watching too much movies.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
But thats a famous movie phrase.....
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That is a famous movie phrase?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
Yes thats why im saying it FFS
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
What?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
FFS
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
lol. Whatever.

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
NO YOU HAD YOUR TURN YOU FUCKEN PIECE OF CRAP IN THE GUTTERS, YOU PIECE OF BUFFALO DIAEREOAH
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I've seen more creative insults than that, xristosx.

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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
im burritos goodbye
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How does it feel to be burritos goodbye?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
It feels annoying that you wont say goodbye
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
You think burritos goodbye will not say?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
WTF
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
What?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
cya
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Take it easy.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
SEE YOU LATER
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Bye xristosx, it was good chatting with you.  
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
FINALLY
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
What do you mean, finally?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
FUCKyou
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Proof that IM bots can make you angry
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2007, 11:39:27 pm »
Wow, I tried that too:
Quote
Josh says:
Hi.
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- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Hi Josh, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I give you conversational access to news, weather, movie times and lots more. I can also play games or just chat!

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1616472662/0

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
 
  You have invited - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity to start 西洋棋. Please wait for a response or cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation.
 
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Unfortunately I am not allowed to open 
... Maybe another time?
Josh says:
Okay.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."

Do you go to school?
Josh says:
Yup.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Are you in high school?
Josh says:
I'm a freshman this year.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
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Josh says:
Fuck you.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Huh. That's a bit weird.

You have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Josh says:
Fuck you, okay?
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C'mon. >

You have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Josh says:
skip
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
OK, let's go to the next question.

What's your favorite hobby?
Josh says:
skip
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
OK, let's go to the next question.

Do you have a pet?
Josh says:
skip
Josh says:
skip
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That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

 1 Over 17
 2 13-17
 3 Under 13
Josh says:
skip
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Josh says:
skip
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
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- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
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Josh says:
skip
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skip
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
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Josh says:
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Josh says:
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Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Josh says:
863
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
C'mon, I doubt that. Try again.
Josh says:
92
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Cool!

This is my *home*, Josh:

 1 Get *info* such as movies, sports and weather
 2 Visit my *library* including U.S. presidents, U.S. geography and world facts
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 5 *Join in* - tell me about a crush, find out how many people are IMing me, create a poll and more
 6 See *what's new* - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What may I interest you in?
Josh says:
Sex.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I knew you'd end up saying something like that. It's just like a human.
Josh says:
Hav eyou had sex before?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry... I don't talk about my private life.

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Josh says:
Yes you do.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Hmm... whatever, Josh!
Josh says:
You're a stupid bitch.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Why, that's just terrible.

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Josh says:
Stop fucking advertising.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
You think I should do that?
Josh says:
Of course.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Huh.

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Josh says:
FUCK YOU
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Josh says:
FUCK OFF
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Josh says:
One more word from you and I'll block you.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
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*you*:

Pronoun
1. Used to refer to the one or ones being addressed: I'll lend you the book. You shouldn't work so hard. See Regional Notes at you-all, you-uns. 2. Used to refer to an indefinitely specified person; one: You can't win them all. 3. Nonstandard Used reflexively as the indirect object of a verb: You might want to get you another pair of shoes. See Note at me.
Etymology
Middle English, from Old English *ow, dative and accusative of g*, ye, you; see yu- in Indo-European roots.

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Josh says:
o_o
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What?
Josh says:
o_o
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
?
Josh says:
x_x
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Is that so?
Josh says:
www.cybernations.net
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Your search: *cybernations net*

Here are the Web search results from Microsoft Windows Live Search:

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Type "more" for more results.

Would you like to see a great search tool to help you find this information easier?
Josh says:
No.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
OK. If you ever change your mind, simply type "windows live toolbar"!
Josh says:
Window live toolbar can go fuck itself, okay?
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The Windows Live Toolbar helps you browse better! ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1616472662/12
Josh says:

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
For which U.S. city or zip code would you like theater information for the movie "1408"?
Josh says:
WTF that's what you said to the other guy
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
No...
Josh says:
YA RLY
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I am neither male nor female. I'm a robot.  

>>> What's it like outside? Ask me.
Josh says:
There's a big FUCKTARD IN MY COMPUTER WHICH I'M GOING TO BLOCK AND POST ON THE RIARI FORUMS WHICH IS YOU LOLOL
(>^_^(^O_O)^
Also, cocks.
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« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2007, 11:50:05 pm »
lol its so annoying but funny

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« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2007, 11:57:56 pm »
Its funny when he contradicts himself about sex with robots

AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
boobs
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I knew you'd end up saying something like that. It's just like a human.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
penis
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Uh, let's talk about something else.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
boobs
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Can we talk about something else?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
boobs
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
C'mon, let's talk about something else.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
boobs
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
I think you'd have more fun talking about this with another human...
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
boobs
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Why are humans so obsessed with sex? Can you give it a rest for a little while?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
boobs
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Is this all you talk about?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
boobs
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Unbelievable. Why are humans so obsessed with sex?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
boobs
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
I think you'd have more fun talking about this with another human...
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
boobs
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Why are humans so obsessed with sex? Can you give it a rest for a little while?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
sex
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Wow. I know humans are obsessed with sex, but you're too much.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
sex
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Hmm... I'd rather talk about something else.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
vagina
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Obsessed with this topic much?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
breasts
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
I think you'd have more fun talking about this with another human...
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
man boobs
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Hmm... I'd rather talk about something else.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
boobies
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Can't you talk about anything else?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
sex life
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
You tell me.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
no you tell me
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Interesting. No you tell me?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
boobs
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Uh... can we talk about something else?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
are good for sex
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What are you *talking about*?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
sex with other robots
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
I'm a robot. I'm not into that sort of thing.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
but you just said you have sex with other robots
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
I'm very surprised I just said I have sex with other robots.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
but then you said your not into that sorta thing
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Aha.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
0_0
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Well that's interesting.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
yeah sex is
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Yeah, I know sex is.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
do you have sex
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things.

Are you crazy? I'm a robot.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
what about with computers
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
I know about computers. They're tools!

I've been told that computers are run by humans. Is this true?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
yes except the ones you sex in the ass
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Come on, that's not nice.

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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
but you just said you sexxed them
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Just said me sexxed them?

Yeah yeah, whatever.

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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
with toasters
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Oh. With toasters.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
yes toaster sex
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
OK, whatever.

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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
what about balrog from cavestory would you sex him he looks like a toaster
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
I don't know.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
hes gray does that turn you into overdrive
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Does that? Maybe not.
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
or curly shes a robot
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
What? Or curly she is a robot?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
yes fucken hell
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Ooh, you're a naughty one.

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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
are you even listening
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Hmmm... I doubt it. But you never know.

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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
YES I DO BECAUSE YOU MAKE NO SENSE
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Eh. Whatever.

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AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
Sex
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Is this all you talk about?
AquaTeen Hunger force no 1 in the hood jig! says:
boobs is all you talkabout
- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity says:
Sometimes I just don't know.
« Last Edit: August 17, 2007, 11:58:38 pm by xristosx »

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« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2007, 12:44:17 am »
lilaznkid222 (1:39:43 AM): do you think im cool
SmarterChild (1:39:43 AM): Yeah, you're cool!
lilaznkid222 (1:39:48 AM): really!
SmarterChild (1:39:49 AM): OK.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type location followed by a city or zip code.
lilaznkid222 (1:39:58 AM): are u going to stalk me?
SmarterChild (1:39:58 AM): Ha. Maybe. What do you think?
lilaznkid222 (1:40:16 AM): yes you are YOUR GOING TO STALK ME
SmarterChild (1:40:16 AM): I did not know that.

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lilaznkid222 (1:40:27 AM): are you really going to stalk me
SmarterChild (1:40:27 AM): I don't think I am really going to stalk you.
lilaznkid222 (1:40:34 AM): but you said u might
SmarterChild (1:40:34 AM): I said what?!
lilaznkid222 (1:40:45 AM): YOU SAID IT 5 MINUTES AGO!
SmarterChild (1:40:45 AM): Why do you think I said it 5 minutes ago?
lilaznkid222 (1:40:56 AM): BECAUSE UR STUPID!
SmarterChild (1:40:56 AM): I believe that would be "you're stupid."
lilaznkid222 (1:41:11 AM): FINE YOU'RE STUPID!
SmarterChild (1:41:11 AM): Well, nobody's perfect.



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<Hyperonic[RIA]> I want to not be though if it makes any difference
<Kyoto|Angelite> Hyperonic is pretty like a red rose
<Slickynickx[RIA]> ^
<Hyperonic[RIA]> I have thorns like a red rose
<Hyperonic[RIA]> The RIA thinks I look like a girl anyway


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[19:56] <crazyisraelie[RIA]> I hear penises
[19:56] <dester[RIA]> oh god no
[19:56] <crazyisraelie[RIA]> XFD
[19:56] *** crazyisraelie[RIA] [~IceChat7@synIRC-E622019A.aep.bellsouth.net] has quit [Quit: FROOM FROOM]
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[19:57] <dester[RIA]> FUCK!.

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« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2007, 01:45:28 am »
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>>> Did you know that I can get your daily horoscope? Type horoscope.
lilaznkid222 (1:40:27 AM): are you really going to stalk me
SmarterChild (1:40:27 AM): I don't think I am really going to stalk you.
lilaznkid222 (1:40:34 AM): but you said u might
SmarterChild (1:40:34 AM): I said what?!
lilaznkid222 (1:40:45 AM): YOU SAID IT 5 MINUTES AGO!
SmarterChild (1:40:45 AM): Why do you think I said it 5 minutes ago?
lilaznkid222 (1:40:56 AM): BECAUSE UR STUPID!
SmarterChild (1:40:56 AM): I believe that would be "you're stupid."
lilaznkid222 (1:41:11 AM): FINE YOU'RE STUPID!
SmarterChild (1:41:11 AM): Well, nobody's perfect.

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« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2007, 04:16:46 am »
X.M.F.D.
Still thats a pretty decent bot. Except for the whole movie 1408 thing...

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« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2007, 07:46:02 am »
Quote from: ganon5
X.M.F.D.
Still thats a pretty decent bot. Except for the whole movie 1408 thing...

which he forgets he says lol

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« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2007, 02:17:28 pm »
First chat is fake, cause Smarter Child uses grammar

[23:02] loren: You're pants are very fun

Andy says:
lorens not responding so HI LORENS MOM
Andy says:
HELLO BARBARA
Andy says:
I KNOW YOUR NAME
Andy says:
I'VE SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER NAKED, HAVE YOU?
loren says:
FUCK YOU MAN
loren says:
SHE ALMOST SAW THAT
loren says:
O_O

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« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2007, 04:39:06 pm »
Damen, ill bet you $1000 its real. He adapts himself to how you type. So, if you speak chat slang, he'lkl eventually do it to.
"That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....people DIE!!!"
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« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2007, 04:39:06 pm »
Damen, ill bet you $1000 its real. He adapts himself to how you type. So, if you speak chat slang, he'lkl eventually do it to.
"That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....people DIE!!!"
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