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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: —- on July 06, 2010, 04:56:42 pm

Title: My name is Vanessa, and I'm out for you Andy. ;>_>
Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 04:56:42 pm
Andy. He just pissed orange soda.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTqsV3q7rRU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTqsV3q7rRU)



And you should all know my secret. My name's Vanessa, and I'm 16.
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Post by: Damen on July 06, 2010, 04:59:29 pm
Holy crap I forgot about those David Blaine videos.

On a related note

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQUYBI9pLk&feature=related
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Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 05:01:10 pm
Back to the future in your ass Andy, you know I'm Vanessa. And I told you that we can't have designer reptiles in the house. They eat my plants.


Woops.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Nqguav6nE&feature=related
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Post by: Damen on July 06, 2010, 05:04:24 pm
Man, Ultimate Showdown is as oldsauce as oldsauce gets.

We need to do this to someone: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL18Y8g33tY
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Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 05:07:31 pm
Oh God. Ideas for next sleep over. What will we tell Chris?

And if you want and old video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgQqSVrkkag
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Post by: Damen on July 06, 2010, 05:13:31 pm
The Rejected short and all related shorts are among the best things on the internet.


I wanna see this movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2b0QT3lXOw&feature=related
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Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 05:16:59 pm
Hahaha, I remember watching that a while ago. I was amused again.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMLCrzy9TEs
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Post by: Damen on July 06, 2010, 05:18:56 pm
That guy is a total baller. Look at them shades, you don't wear shades like that if you can't walk the walk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlMJmtuWFNc&feature=related
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Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 05:21:12 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cNDSPutas8


Bring back the funk.
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Post by: Damen on July 06, 2010, 05:24:45 pm
Editor's Note: No funk was brought back in the making of this commercial.

Time to get some Marble Hornets up in this bitch. It's a series of (obviously fake) completely real videos depicting a scary...thing called Slenderman. Check it out. Nice time waster.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmhfn3mgWUI
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Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 05:29:01 pm
Dude. I'm watching this, practically shaking. Ghost videos scare the shit out of me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94m_P4-0wXw

<3
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Post by: Damen on July 06, 2010, 05:32:01 pm
Dude, it peaks at 19...videos 20-25 aren't that scary but holy shit 26 made me frightened XD


You brought in Dr. Tran? Ohhhh shiiiit.

Related note: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43WscHYMMks
Title: Re: My name is Vanessa, and I'm out for you Andy. ;>_>
Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 05:34:17 pm
I think you should admit defeat now.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoQb8vb4blA
Title: Re: My name is Vanessa, and I'm out for you Andy. ;>_>
Post by: Damen on July 06, 2010, 05:38:40 pm
Breakdancing? More like Broken 360

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WnR-JIePfs
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Post by: C-zom on July 06, 2010, 06:00:26 pm
more like gaymen
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Post by: Damen on July 06, 2010, 06:13:50 pm
Oh hey look it's the guy who's never on MSN
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Post by: ಠ_ಠ King Death II ಠ_ಠ on July 06, 2010, 06:44:59 pm
holy shit its like an oldfag thread. Also damen is back from the dead
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Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 06:50:06 pm
Zombies are a turn on, it's why I keep Andy around.
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Post by: Damen on July 06, 2010, 06:51:50 pm
I'm a zombie? Wait wha-

L O S T
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Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 06:58:20 pm
Oh God, do I miss Blue.
Title: Re: My name is Vanessa, and I'm out for you Andy. ;>_>
Post by: Damen on July 06, 2010, 07:03:51 pm
He and I haven't spoke in forever.

I wonder how he's doing.
Title: Re: My name is Vanessa, and I'm out for you Andy. ;>_>
Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 07:18:13 pm
I talked to him a few weeks ago. He's good. Busy and stuff. I miss alot of people ;________;
Title: Re: My name is Vanessa, and I'm out for you Andy. ;>_>
Post by: C-zom on July 06, 2010, 07:48:05 pm
I cleared my msn and uninstalled it for about a year. If you want, readd me, its the same old address. I reinstalled it this past week. I'd readd you guys but I forget all your addresses. :<
Title: Re: My name is Vanessa, and I'm out for you Andy. ;>_>
Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 09:36:48 pm
My name's Vanessa, and I'm 16.
Shit.
*jumps out of bag and runs*
Title: Re: My name is Vanessa, and I'm out for you Andy. ;>_>
Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 09:42:49 pm
...so when you find out how old I am, that's when you run?
Title: Re: My name is Vanessa, and I'm out for you Andy. ;>_>
Post by: C-zom on July 06, 2010, 09:48:05 pm
You're too old for leo
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Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 09:48:55 pm
I think he's 18 too. See, in September I'm legal in NY.
Title: Re: My name is Vanessa, and I'm out for you Andy. ;>_>
Post by: C-zom on July 06, 2010, 09:50:30 pm
There's no way Leo is 18.
Title: Re: My name is Vanessa, and I'm out for you Andy. ;>_>
Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 10:03:18 pm
Yes, he is. I'm almost positive. It'll all sound so much better when I'm 17. C-Zom, you met me when I was 13.
Title: Re: My name is Vanessa, and I'm out for you Andy. ;>_>
Post by: C-zom on July 06, 2010, 10:11:10 pm
Yes, he is. I'm almost positive. It'll all sound so much better when I'm 17. C-Zom, you met me when I was 13.

Oh god
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Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 10:16:20 pm
I know C-zom, being 18 makes you really worry more. Now you have to start asking ages if you're really not sure.

Also, how can you be almost positive, you either are or you're not, it's not like you can get halfway AIDs.
Title: Re: My name is Vanessa, and I'm out for you Andy. ;>_>
Post by: C-zom on July 06, 2010, 10:18:19 pm
I know C-zom, being 18 makes you really worry more. Now you have to start asking ages if you're really not sure.

Also, how can you be almost positive, you either are or you're not, it's not like you can get halfway AIDs.

I'm 18 but I don't need to ask for ages. Hell, the only thing girls say to me before a date is "Yes it does smell like chloroform"

If anyone has half aids, its you :(
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Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 10:19:05 pm
No, I'm full-blown.

And I guess I don't have to worry much since I'm at college now and I most chicks are at least 18, so it's all good.
Title: Re: My name is Vanessa, and I'm out for you Andy. ;>_>
Post by: Ogaden on July 06, 2010, 10:30:04 pm
You guys are all making me feel dreadfully old
Title: Re: My name is Vanessa, and I'm out for you Andy. ;>_>
Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 10:41:48 pm
I know C-Zom. It's scary to admit. I'll feel so much better when I'm 17. And I told you Leo was 18.
Title: Re: My name is Vanessa, and I'm out for you Andy. ;>_>
Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 10:59:08 pm
Tell me when you hit the big 1-8.

And Og, the best part of being old is that you can be everyone's favorite GILF!
Title: Re: My name is Vanessa, and I'm out for you Andy. ;>_>
Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 10:59:41 pm
...well then, that'd be next september.
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Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 11:00:01 pm
See you in a year!
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Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 11:00:44 pm
*insert mega serious ultra large huge epic sigh here*


Fiiiine.
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Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 11:01:36 pm
Ya wanna know something else that is ultra large and huge?
Title: Re: My name is Vanessa, and I'm out for you Andy. ;>_>
Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 11:03:09 pm
Ya wanna know something else that is ultra large and huge?

How big you wish you were?
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Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 11:03:29 pm
Damn, you're good.
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Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 11:05:13 pm
I come from the internets, born and raised, forums where I spent most of my days... Quite sad actually, I think I lost my childhood innocence here.
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Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 11:05:46 pm
Oh...


I'm sorry bout that, then...
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Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 11:06:41 pm
'Tis fine. And wrf. Since when did AIM just POP in your face like. Like just random. O___<<< I dislike aim greatly.
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Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 11:07:20 pm
Heh, heh heh heh...

That sentence sounded funny.
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Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 11:07:58 pm
Oh that the jesus on a zombie stick with the filters here man.
Title: Re: My name is Vanessa, and I'm out for you Andy. ;>_>
Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 11:09:50 pm
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
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Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 11:10:26 pm
You can't just suuuuuure someone's jesus stick. Does that even sound right?
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Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 11:11:19 pm
You sound wrong.
Title: Re: My name is Vanessa, and I'm out for you Andy. ;>_>
Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 11:13:10 pm
No. Your wrongness spreads. Not my fault.
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Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 11:13:48 pm
I am never wrong.
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Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 11:16:08 pm
You're wrong so much I could butter muffins with your wrongness.
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Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 11:16:40 pm
Can I butter a muffin?
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Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 11:17:19 pm
My muffins are always up for butterin'.
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Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 11:17:51 pm
I'm sorry.
Title: Re: My name is Vanessa, and I'm out for you Andy. ;>_>
Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 11:19:09 pm
Gasp. I'll never offer you anything again.
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Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 11:20:41 pm
You can when you're older.
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Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 11:21:17 pm
If I still love you when I'm older.
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Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 11:26:05 pm
You will always love me.
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Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 11:26:41 pm
Maybe every four months I'll love you again.
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Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 11:30:47 pm
I'll take that.
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Post by: C-zom on July 06, 2010, 11:38:27 pm
Damen's never going to find it in this topic, can you tell him to readd me on msn loren?

/serious response in leo and loren topic
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Post by: ಠ_ಠ King Death II ಠ_ಠ on July 07, 2010, 12:05:31 am
Lets post for another 4 pages so that Damen cant find C-zoms post
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Post by: —- on July 07, 2010, 10:56:12 am
It was madness. Like, bombs and parashoots and candy canes everywhere. I'm gonna remember to not be on here too late so I don't catch Leo again.


But yeah I'll tell him C-Zom
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Post by: Leo on July 07, 2010, 11:50:57 am
I'm sowwry.
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Post by: —- on July 07, 2010, 12:05:11 pm
Nooo. Peace time on forums is ridiculously boring.
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Post by: Leo on July 07, 2010, 08:33:58 pm
But it helps to build the sexual tension.

Speaking of sex...
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Post by: . on July 07, 2010, 08:46:33 pm
...glitter is the herpes of the stripper world

is that where you were going Leo?
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Post by: C-zom on July 07, 2010, 11:19:56 pm
I have yet to get an msn invite from either of you. I'm filing a lawsuit.
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Post by: Ogaden on July 07, 2010, 11:20:58 pm
You can have my msn invite C-zom
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Post by: C-zom on July 07, 2010, 11:23:56 pm
Sure.
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Post by: C-zom on July 07, 2010, 11:35:32 pm
C-zom and Loren and 0 Guests are viewing this topic.

Loren signs off.

I SEE HOW IT IS
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Post by: —- on July 08, 2010, 09:41:44 am
...glitter is the herpes of the stripper world

is that where you were going Leo?

Hehehe. Demitri Martin much.



No C-Zom I love you ;_;
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Post by: . on July 08, 2010, 09:53:56 am
 ;D

I saw him live a year or two ago, when he did his comedy central special in Austin.
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Post by: —- on July 08, 2010, 10:32:16 am
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. You got to see him? Aww maann. I don't love you anymore. I heart him to pieces and got my friends into him and everything.I've that comedy special on my iPhone.
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Post by: . on July 08, 2010, 10:41:30 am
Yeah my sister bought me tickets, I had never heard of him before. It was an awesome show.

"This guy waved to me the other day, he walked up to me and said 'sorry, I thought you were someone else.'"

"I said, 'I am.'"

lol
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Post by: —- on July 08, 2010, 10:43:19 am
Hehehe. Ahh, did you ever see his If I special? Not only is he funny, he's really, really... really smart o_o
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Post by: . on July 08, 2010, 10:58:08 am
I'm pretty sure I've seen all of his stuff now.
Him, Chappelle, and Katt Williams are three of my favorite comedians.
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Post by: —- on July 08, 2010, 11:03:12 am
I've seen Chappelle, but never heard of the third. Anything to recommend?
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Post by: . on July 08, 2010, 11:09:58 am
Most people dont like him unless they've spent a good bit of their lives living in the slums. He's like a super ghetto version of Dave Chappelle. He made a movie called American Hustle, that was pretty funny.

Otherwise I'm sure he's all over youtube. I cant get on since I'm at work and its blocked.

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Post by: —- on July 08, 2010, 11:11:50 am
I shall go YouTube him later. Have to do a whole bunch of fixing the house up before my friends come later. But Ghetto Chappelle, sounds kinda interesting.

Sucks that  YouTube is banned at your job. At mine, if you have internet on your phone, and as long as you keep an eye out on what boss is in at the moment, can do whatever you want.
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Post by: . on July 08, 2010, 11:22:40 am
Well... yeah.. if I had a phone capable of being on the internet I could be watching midget porn right now.

But seeing as I'm limited to using my work computer to do everything possible BUT work, I'm also limited to their web filters. Luckily I can get on netflix and a few games. :P

What do you do?
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Post by: —- on July 08, 2010, 01:56:28 pm
I heart my phone. I don't love it right now, well, more like of AT&T got eaten by giant lobsters, drowned in a pit of molten lava, eaten by sharks and had a discovery channel special on it, wouldn't feel bad. Hate the service. Love the phone.

Webfilters suck muchly. I remember there was a few sites to get around them. Used them in middle school. And I'm a cashier at this grocery chain. Been there for three months, first job. What do you do?
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Post by: . on July 08, 2010, 02:13:02 pm
I sit infront of a bunch of computers and monitor a few hundred agents activity in a call center. They take calls for samsung, and xbox, etc. I make sure they're doing their jobs.

It's pretty damn meh, but it pays well and I dont actually do that much. I'm trying to find a job in central or south america but its not easy, soon as I do I'm selling all my shit and moving.
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Post by: —- on July 08, 2010, 10:08:40 pm
So like a high up guy? And oh no, why would you move? You love it there that much?
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Post by: . on July 08, 2010, 10:16:27 pm
I'm a supervisor, dont get too attracted, it pays a shitty 5 figures a year lol

I wanna see as much of the world as I can before either I die or the world implodes in 2012, either way
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Post by: —- on July 08, 2010, 10:22:55 pm
Hey. I only have four figures at the moment, whatever 600 a month pays. Which isn't much but I'm fine.


I get that. I want to too, see the world. But with friends. Don't like being by myself.
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Post by: . on July 09, 2010, 08:27:20 am
Save up for 3 months and you and a friend could go to Puerto Rico for a week. Assuming you dont pay bills or rent or child support to your 4 babys daddys or anything..
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on July 09, 2010, 08:39:30 am
-quietly raises fence around topic to trap the unsuspecting lorvan-

-begins reinforcing with steel bars-
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Post by: —- on July 09, 2010, 11:07:30 am
Save up for 3 months and you and a friend could go to Puerto Rico for a week. Assuming you dont pay bills or rent or child support to your 4 babys daddys or anything..

Thankfully I have no kids, been careful with that. I have two over protective parents. So thinking appartment first, then travel.


*runs from llamavore's bars*
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on January 26, 2011, 06:27:52 pm
*begins summoning loren within empty loren cage*

loren
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Post by: Dontasemebro on January 26, 2011, 06:46:16 pm
loren cage!!!
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Post by: Leo on January 26, 2011, 11:18:17 pm
*jumps into cage*
LORLOR!
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on January 26, 2011, 11:54:19 pm
loren