Who?

This.

Fucking bastards. VOTE SDKAY FOR CAPTAIN PLANET!

ooooookay...

I love how they all just get up and start to que again after a few seconds.

D is Arizona.

No, no it is not.

D: Florida

Forever.

But... it was a bel-air! NOONE EXPECTS THE WILL SMITH INQUISITION!!!

But is it option D?

Wait, why couldn't you ask me on IRC?

I was surfing the intertubes when I heard the door slam. Now wait a minute I thought, my sister was the only one home... I look out the window and the car's pulling out. "Fuck yes!" I whisper. Like a ninja, I sneak into my sister's room. I've been waiting for this moment for almost two days now. Tiptoeing for no reason other than effect, I reach my sister's panty drawer. My hands are shaking as I open it. I pull out my already-huge erection, and rummage through, looking for the hottest set of panties I could find. I should probably mention that my sister's 16, and a real slut. She comes home with a new boyfriend almost once a week.

So I find this really hot thong, it's a g-string. I'm imaging it, how it would be all up her ass and stuff, and fapping furiously. I put it over my head, and turn around to go watch some yiff hentai.

"What the fuck do you think you're doing, you sick fucking pervert?!"

Shit.

I didn't hear the door open, shit, I'm fucked.

"Ummmm..." I say, not knowing what to say. Little willy's gone home by now.

"Here, come here." This is where it gets odd... She starts taking off her skirt.

I ask, "What are you doing?" not knowing about human intercourse, only the furry kind.

She turns around, and asks me (she's facing the other way now, I can see her ass really nicely in her g-string), "Why don't you come down here and help a girl out?" She bends over, her ass looks really inviting.

I get an idea of what to do, and willy comes out to play. I move to her ass and try to insert, but notice something. There's a paper stuck in her ass. What's this? I wonder. It doesn't look like a tampon...

She's getting a little annoyed now, but I pull the paper out. "What-"

I read the paper aloud.

"You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

lawl