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Random lnsanity / My sister and me
« on: February 17, 2008, 10:21:18 pm »
I was surfing the intertubes when I heard the door slam. Now wait a minute I thought, my sister was the only one home... I look out the window and the car's pulling out. "Fuck yes!" I whisper. Like a ninja, I sneak into my sister's room. I've been waiting for this moment for almost two days now. Tiptoeing for no reason other than effect, I reach my sister's panty drawer. My hands are shaking as I open it. I pull out my already-huge erection, and rummage through, looking for the hottest set of panties I could find. I should probably mention that my sister's 16, and a real slut. She comes home with a new boyfriend almost once a week.

So I find this really hot thong, it's a g-string. I'm imaging it, how it would be all up her ass and stuff, and fapping furiously. I put it over my head, and turn around to go watch some yiff hentai.

"What the fuck do you think you're doing, you sick fucking pervert?!"

Shit.

I didn't hear the door open, shit, I'm fucked.

"Ummmm..." I say, not knowing what to say. Little willy's gone home by now.

"Here, come here." This is where it gets odd... She starts taking off her skirt.

I ask, "What are you doing?" not knowing about human intercourse, only the furry kind.

She turns around, and asks me (she's facing the other way now, I can see her ass really nicely in her g-string), "Why don't you come down here and help a girl out?" She bends over, her ass looks really inviting.

I get an idea of what to do, and willy comes out to play. I move to her ass and try to insert, but notice something. There's a paper stuck in her ass. What's this? I wonder. It doesn't look like a tampon...

She's getting a little annoyed now, but I pull the paper out. "What-"

I read the paper aloud.

"You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

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Ambassador Sign-Ups / Embassy and Mask request
« on: July 09, 2007, 03:42:50 pm »
http://cybernations.rialliance.net/index.php?showforum=141

So anyway.

Nation's Ruler: superdude1000
Alliance: h4x!
Alliance's Initials: N/A (These are the initials, N/A, I mean.
Alliance's primary team color: Depends on how I'm feeling...
URL to your alliance's forum: It's not set up yet, it'll probably be at my website, though.

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Random lnsanity / Since I think I went down some posts...
« on: July 09, 2007, 12:08:33 am »
Weeeeeeeee.

Yeah, this is my little social topic part deux, cuz I just realized that the pool part topic disappeared, I think.

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Random lnsanity / ATTN: Everyone
« on: July 08, 2007, 11:30:10 pm »
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r100/RIstuff/ohshi.png

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Ambassador Sign-Ups / Ambassador mask/embassy request
« on: July 08, 2007, 11:12:54 pm »
Nation's Ruler: superdude1000
Alliance: h4x!
Alliance's Initials: N/A (These are the initials, N/A, I mean.
Alliance's primary team color: Depends on how I'm feeling...
URL to your alliance's forum: Here.


If you can't take me seriously, leave. :P

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Random lnsanity / Pool Party
« on: July 08, 2007, 10:29:13 pm »
So...


Yeah, if you don't understand the significance of the title, get out. Nao.


Anyway, this topic owned. Did anyone keep a copy?

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Ambassador Sign-Ups / Ambassador mask/embassy request
« on: July 08, 2007, 09:42:18 pm »
Nation's Ruler: superdude1000
Alliance: h4x!
Alliance's Initials: N/A (These are the initials, N/A, I mean.
Alliance's primary team color: Depends on how I'm feeling...
URL to your alliance's forum: Here

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Random lnsanity / You're grammer iz atroshus
« on: July 07, 2007, 11:36:53 pm »
tish fourms grammer iz realy bad nd i dont like t.

u shuld reely tri 2 use teh righ spellnig nd punctuatin

i mean plz it loks horible nd its not taht hard is it?





A freindli notise from ur nayborhud grammer nazy.

EDIT: redid the bad grammar stuffz.

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Random lnsanity / HAY HAY J00 J00
« on: July 07, 2007, 11:16:55 pm »
UNBAN ME FROM #RIA, PL0X...
YOUR GIRLFRIEND

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Random lnsanity / ATTN: Zuuzy
« on: July 07, 2007, 10:34:19 pm »
</3

That is all.




Well, also cawks.

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Random lnsanity / ATTN: Everyone
« on: June 19, 2007, 06:19:23 pm »
7:14:48 PM superdude1000hs: Hey kenneth
7:15:23 PM hyperonicreturns: Hey Mary.
7:15:27 PM superdude1000hs: Mary?
7:15:36 PM superdude1000hs: Do I look like I have lambs?
7:15:38 PM superdude1000hs: Huh?
7:15:40 PM superdude1000hs: Do I?
7:15:49 PM superdude1000hs: Do I wear a blouse?
7:16:06 PM superdude1000hs: Well?
7:17:02 PM hyperonicreturns: Fine.
7:17:05 PM hyperonicreturns: Elizabeth.
7:17:38 PM superdude1000hs: Yeah, and I'm the Queen of England.
7:17:40 PM superdude1000hs: Right.
7:17:51 PM hyperonicreturns: Sigged.
7:18:10 PM superdude1000hs: Put the entire logs.
7:18:11 PM superdude1000hs:
7:18:16 PM hyperonicreturns: I only need (07:17:56 PM) Superdude: Yeah, and I'm the Queen of England.
7:18:20 PM superdude1000hs: Okay.


That is all.

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Random lnsanity / ATTN: Delta
« on: June 19, 2007, 05:44:12 pm »
:S

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Random lnsanity / This better fucking work
« on: June 16, 2007, 09:18:54 pm »
Did it, is the farking question?

...Fark!

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Random lnsanity / ATTN: Moth
« on: May 26, 2007, 10:00:26 am »
@_@

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