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Cactuar Zone => Cactuar Welcome Hall => New Member Portal => Topic started by: Buck Turgidson on October 29, 2010, 08:02:51 am

Title: Does asking someone to go fuck their hat count as trolling?
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 29, 2010, 08:02:51 am: I am a little unclear about the expressions trolling, burritos...etc. Is there a glossary?

For now, I will use chimichanga in the same context, assuming it does not offend anyone unduly.
Title: Re: Does asking someone to go fuck their hat count as trolling?
Post by: Thissstupid on October 29, 2010, 08:26:51 am: *Offended. Thissstupid goes to fuck a hat.
Title: Re: Does asking someone to go fuck their hat count as trolling?
Post by: ಠ_ಠ King Death II ಠ_ಠ on October 29, 2010, 10:16:11 am: Nope, figure it out yourself
Title: Re: Does asking someone to go fuck their hat count as trolling?
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on October 29, 2010, 11:57:00 am: :derp1:
Title: Re: Does asking someone to go fuck their hat count as trolling?
Post by: Ogaden on October 29, 2010, 12:17:30 pm: We don't discriminate against Pileosexuals
Title: Re: Does asking someone to go fuck their hat count as trolling?
Post by: Thunder Strike on October 29, 2010, 07:31:40 pm: Tell them to fuck their couch.
Title: Re: Does asking someone to go fuck their hat count as trolling?
Post by: Bluestrike on October 30, 2010, 06:06:08 pm: Quote from: Thunder Strike on October 29, 2010, 07:31:40 pm
Tell them to fuck their couch.

Go fuck your couch.
Title: Re: Does asking someone to go fuck their hat count as trolling?
Post by: Jenne on October 30, 2010, 08:16:55 pm: Quote from: Thunder Strike on October 29, 2010, 07:31:40 pm
Tell them to fuck their couch.
The ultrasuede burns after a while.
Title: Re: Does asking someone to go fuck their hat count as trolling?
Post by: Dr. Blindness on November 16, 2010, 12:34:19 pm: Quote from: Jenne on October 30, 2010, 08:16:55 pm
Quote from: Thunder Strike on October 29, 2010, 07:31:40 pm
Tell them to fuck their couch.
The ultrasuede burns after a while.

If you're chafing, you're doing it wrong. C'mon people! It's all ball bearings nowadays! It's so simple!
Title: Re: Does asking someone to go fuck their hat count as trolling?
Post by: Ogaden on November 16, 2010, 12:48:48 pm: This reminds me of one of the Darwin Awards

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A police officer in Ohio responded to a 911 call. Details provided was that someone had reported that his father was not breathing. Upon entry the officer found the man lying naked, face down on the couch. When she rolled him over to check for a pulse, and to start CPR, she noticed he had burn marks around his genitals. After the ambulance removed the man - who was declared dead on arrival at the hospital - the police made a closer inspection of the couch. They noted that the man had made a space between the cushions and he a small hole in the base of the couch. Upon flipping the couch over, they discovered what had caused his death. Apparently, the man had put his penis down through the hole and between two electrical oscillating sanders (with the sandpaper removed, for obvious reasons). Their report stated that after his orgasm the discharge sperm had shorted out one of the sanders and electrocuted him.
Title: Re: Does asking someone to go fuck their hat count as trolling?
Post by: Snowbound Milk on November 16, 2010, 12:57:02 pm: That's amazing.
Title: Re: Does asking someone to go fuck their hat count as trolling?
Post by: Dr. Blindness on November 16, 2010, 06:56:12 pm: Wow. Words just don't express how truly messed up that is.
Title: Re: Does asking someone to go fuck their hat count as trolling?
Post by: Ogaden on November 16, 2010, 07:01:47 pm: So there's your safety tip for the day, don't make homemade sex toys out of power tools.

(http://thegurglingcod.typepad.com/thegurglingcod/images/2008/02/12/the_more_you_know2.jpg)
Title: Re: Does asking someone to go fuck their hat count as trolling?
Post by: Snowbound Milk on November 16, 2010, 09:26:09 pm: Go fuck your hat.