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Cactuar Zone => Cactuar Welcome Hall => New Member Portal => Topic started by: Druzhina on November 01, 2009, 08:35:47 pm

Title: Hello world!
Post by: Druzhina on November 01, 2009, 08:35:47 pm

Hi everybody! (CHORUS: Hi, Dr. Druzhina!) I was just accepted into RIA. I like it here. I have already been propositioned for sexual favors by one member, and will be sorely disappointed if that's the last one. I once auditioned to be on "So You Think You Can Dance?"; sadly, I was not cast on the show:

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I like to eat grass because it cuts my tongue so good. My shoes are made entirely of duct tape. As a child, I wore glasses frames with no lenses to make me look smarter, which resulted in a 374% increase in the number of swirlies I received. Due to a freak accident with a blowtorch and a sander, I have no navel. I have unhealthy fantasies about Andrew Lloyd Weber. I can do 1500 chinups but only 10 squat-thrusts, making me very top-heavy and causing a lot of sinking problems when I try to go swimming.

On a more somber note, I would like to register a complaint that I did not, in fact, receive any ice cream.

Title: Hello world!
Post by: Thunder Strike on November 01, 2009, 09:33:22 pm

(http://prochoiceva.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/ice-cream-cones.jpg)

Also Hi.

Title: Hello world!
Post by: The Angry Alien on November 01, 2009, 09:52:25 pm

It shouldn't matter how your mass is distributed, but soley on your density.

Title: Hello world!
Post by: Shadow on November 01, 2009, 11:27:22 pm

oh hai. Welcome. It seems you shall fit in quite well.

Title: Hello world!
Post by: Gangs on November 02, 2009, 12:38:16 am

no u!

Title: Hello world!
Post by: Druzhina on November 02, 2009, 08:46:16 pm

Ice cream and tooth rot, my favorites!