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Cactuar Zone => Cactuar Welcome Hall => New Member Portal => Topic started by: Kalon Q on December 25, 2009, 12:49:12 am

Title: Howdy, Yall!
Post by: Kalon Q on December 25, 2009, 12:49:12 am

Hello!  My name is Kalon Q Morgan!  Random Insanity is applicable to me!  It is now 0045 on Christmas morning and I am sitting in my zero-gravity lawn chair in the front yard and I have my hands full.  In my right, I am holding a shotgun loaded with buck-shot, hopeing to see something flying over my house led by a red light.  One good shot should stock my freezer for at least a year; one bad shot should get me enough coal to keep me warm all season.  Win-Win, I say.  In my left, egg-nog and malibu!  I love Christmas!
Maybe I will tell more later!

Kalon Q

Title: Howdy, Yall!
Post by: Myrrh on December 25, 2009, 12:54:09 am

And I'm assuming you are sitting under a parasol and have a laptop next to you on a small round stand with some ice cream next to that?

Title: Howdy, Yall!
Post by: triviuum on December 25, 2009, 12:54:53 am

ya i dont get it

Title: Howdy, Yall!
Post by: Thunder Strike on December 25, 2009, 12:59:58 am

Pffft, rednecks.

Hi.

Title: Howdy, Yall!
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on December 25, 2009, 01:13:18 am

Quote from: triviuum

ya i dont get it

red light = rudolph's nose

Title: Howdy, Yall!
Post by: triviuum on December 25, 2009, 01:23:00 am

Quote from: llamavore

Quote from: triviuum

ya i dont get it

red light = rudolph's nose

oooooooooo ok i get it.

i fucking love hunting but never had reindeer.

I jus cooked up Elk jerky last weekend, damn good.

Title: Howdy, Yall!
Post by: Kalon Q on December 25, 2009, 02:07:19 am

And I'm assuming you are sitting under a parasol and have a laptop next to you on a small round stand with some ice cream next to that?

A parasol would block my vision and most likely end up holy!

Title: Howdy, Yall!
Post by: Kalon Q on December 25, 2009, 02:30:33 am

Triviuum, where did you get that video of my sister?

Title: Howdy, Yall!
Post by: triviuum on December 25, 2009, 03:25:40 pm

im jus one of those guys who like to sit outside of ppls house and watch them with a little camcorder.

Title: Howdy, Yall!
Post by: Gangs on December 25, 2009, 04:00:20 pm

triviuum watches his mother undress!

Title: Howdy, Yall!
Post by: triviuum on December 25, 2009, 04:02:12 pm

Quote from: gangs20003

triviuum watches his mother undress!

and father

Title: Howdy, Yall!
Post by: Dontasemebro on December 25, 2009, 07:03:51 pm

I watch triviumm watch people.

Title: Howdy, Yall!
Post by: Thunder Strike on December 26, 2009, 03:05:33 am

I watch Tase do burnouts.

Title: Howdy, Yall!
Post by: Viper6525D on December 26, 2009, 04:25:09 am

Quote from: triviuum

im jus one of those guys who like to sit outside of ppls house and watch them with a little camcorder.

Btw, dont you still owe me those recording of Gangs's parents. o_0

Your mind-fucking ice cream is on your application topic...i dont feel like sending it in the mail so there

I hope you hae a great time...until then...we go hunting come new years!

Title: Howdy, Yall!
Post by: Kalon Q on December 29, 2009, 05:09:53 am

Quote from: triviuum

im jus one of those guys who like to sit outside of ppls house and watch them with a little camcorder.

We are twins; we always shared a room!  I never knew she was hot until I left home!  Now, visits are different!