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Title: The Ellen Degeneres Show is genuinely hilarious.
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on February 16, 2012, 01:54:53 pm
Dennis Quaid Interview on Ellen + Hidden Camera Prank 10/14/08 Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C64ZYuR7PuQ#ws)
Title: Re: The Ellen Degeneres Show is genuinely hilarious.
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on February 16, 2012, 01:55:52 pm
Kristen Bell's Sloth Meltdown (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5jw3T3Jy70#ws)
Title: Re: The Ellen Degeneres Show is genuinely hilarious.
Post by: Thunder Strike on February 16, 2012, 10:58:20 pm
lol, I used to watch Ellen on my breaks at work. Pretty fun sometimes and it sure beat Oprah.
Title: Re: The Ellen Degeneres Show is genuinely hilarious.
Post by: Arsenal 10 on February 17, 2012, 12:32:51 am
Next you'll be telling me you like Doctor Phil.
Title: Re: The Ellen Degeneres Show is genuinely hilarious.
Post by: Thunder Strike on February 17, 2012, 03:35:49 am
Next you'll be telling me you like Doctor Phil.

Hell no, I switch that shit to Jeremy Kyle.
Title: Re: The Ellen Degeneres Show is genuinely hilarious.
Post by: Arsenal 10 on February 17, 2012, 04:30:07 am
Yeah, you never know whether or not he is the father. :o

Seriously though, do the English lower class not have any other problems.
Title: Re: The Ellen Degeneres Show is genuinely hilarious.
Post by: Thunder Strike on February 17, 2012, 04:36:35 am
Yeah, you never know whether or not he is the father. :o

Seriously though, do the English lower class not have any other problems.

Seems like they have the same problems as the American lower class that went on Jerry Springer.
Title: Re: The Ellen Degeneres Show is genuinely hilarious.
Post by: Arsenal 10 on February 17, 2012, 04:52:46 am
But at least in Jerry Springer people get in fights and throw chairs. That would make it entertaining to watch.
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Post by: Jenne on February 17, 2012, 06:22:37 am
Yeah, you never know whether or not he is the father. :o

Seriously though, do the English lower class not have any other problems.

Seems like they have the same problems as the American lower class that went on Jerry Springer.
Sounds more like Maurry than Springer.
Title: Re: The Ellen Degeneres Show is genuinely hilarious.
Post by: Biff Webster on February 17, 2012, 07:49:58 am
Sounds more like Maurry than Springer.

Maury is either paternity tests or freakishly overweight toddlers.
Title: Re: The Ellen Degeneres Show is genuinely hilarious.
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on February 17, 2012, 03:51:25 pm
Next you'll be telling me you like Doctor Phil.

I LOVE Doctor Phil

Kid slaps his own mother on Dr. Phil *Full Version* (5-20-2008) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U5R4KzHHNA#)

Mother uses hot sauce, cold showers to discipline 7-year-old (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNBAy-ss-MI#)

Dr. Phil Kicks Guest Off Show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNPvdsJS-qE#)
Title: Re: The Ellen Degeneres Show is genuinely hilarious.
Post by: Arsenal 10 on February 17, 2012, 04:09:54 pm
I LOVE Doctor Phil
Jeremy Kyle?
Title: Re: The Ellen Degeneres Show is genuinely hilarious.
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on February 17, 2012, 04:36:28 pm
I had to look him up.

I haven't seen much actual TV in recent years, so I didn't even know about him at all.

Also, I never have time for daytime TV anyway. I have to get my Judge Milian fix from Youtube.
Title: Re: The Ellen Degeneres Show is genuinely hilarious.
Post by: Arsenal 10 on February 17, 2012, 05:31:27 pm
Judge Milian, is that like Judge Judy?

And daytime TV is terrible. Though, I have heaps of time to watch it because I am the laziest University student ever.
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Post by: Mia on February 17, 2012, 09:20:14 pm
I don't get what is so appealing about the show. They've had those rapping 5 year old British girls on there three times. Kinda got sick of it after that.
Title: Re: The Ellen Degeneres Show is genuinely hilarious.
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on February 19, 2012, 04:32:36 pm
Judge Milian, is that like Judge Judy?

And daytime TV is terrible. Though, I have heaps of time to watch it because I am the laziest University student ever.

Judge Milian is the sexiest judge ever

She is the star of the People's Court

(http://withfriendship.com/images/h/37376/Marilyn-Milian-picture.jpg)




I would let her overrule my objections and put me through her trial.
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Post by: morrison on February 19, 2012, 05:29:03 pm
degenerrs sounds degenerated :P
Title: Re: The Ellen Degeneres Show is genuinely hilarious.
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on February 19, 2012, 05:47:48 pm
The People's Court - Judge Milian FLIPS OUT AGAIN! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToWrXvheg5s#)

God damnit

She is so sexy when she gets mad and her Latina accent jumps out and chokes that bitch with logic
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Post by: Leo on February 19, 2012, 09:11:57 pm
the sexiest judge ever
What is....the least watched swimsuit competition ever broadcast on tv?
Title: Re: The Ellen Degeneres Show is genuinely hilarious.
Post by: Jenne on February 19, 2012, 10:55:30 pm
She is so sexy when she gets mad and her Latina accent jumps out and chokes that bitch with logic
I'm with you.  She makes me hawt. 
Title: Re: The Ellen Degeneres Show is genuinely hilarious.
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on February 20, 2012, 08:18:00 pm
people who don't control their dogs piss me off so much. I had some neighbors with some pits who on 3 separate occasions attacked my dogs. Every time they were trying to find stupid little details to pass the blame off. fucking losers.
Title: Re: The Ellen Degeneres Show is genuinely hilarious.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on February 25, 2012, 11:06:37 am
Dude that is so unfair to bring that up here.  Your dog looked at all 3 of my pitbulls funny, and you know it.
Title: Re: The Ellen Degeneres Show is genuinely hilarious.
Post by: Electric Mango on February 26, 2012, 12:17:48 am
My wife is a big Ellen fan so in turn, I've watched a lot of Ellen and I really found myself to be a big fan of her show, especially skits like these.  Also, whoever the celebrity is that is a good enough sport to go along with this, also get's big props from me as well.  Abe, you're sure enough in your masculinity to admit to watching Ellen and I appreciate that in you, that or you're a queen.  Either way, thanks for brightening up my day.  This seriously made me lol.

Also I've been drinking
Title: Re: The Ellen Degeneres Show is genuinely hilarious.
Post by: Leo on February 26, 2012, 01:23:05 am
Also I've been drinking
Dammit, Mango, don't you remember our slogan? Always Drink and Share, Never Drink and Drive!
Title: Re: The Ellen Degeneres Show is genuinely hilarious.
Post by: Electric Mango on February 26, 2012, 01:25:15 am
Sorry, I can never remember that.  The only thing I thing about when I'm drinking is bacon......mmmmmm bacon.
Title: Re: The Ellen Degeneres Show is genuinely hilarious.
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on February 26, 2012, 01:41:40 am
Sorry, I can never remember that.  The only thing I thing about when I'm drinking is bacon......mmmmmm bacon.

electric mango for team captain of RIA-1
Title: Re: The Ellen Degeneres Show is genuinely hilarious.
Post by: Leo on February 26, 2012, 02:08:40 am
Sorry, I can never remember that.  The only thing I thing about when I'm drinking is bacon......mmmmmm bacon.

electric mango for team captain of RIA-1
Sorry, RIA has already claimed him with the #1 one pick. However, we are willing to consider a trade if you can offer an enticing package.
Title: Re: The Ellen Degeneres Show is genuinely hilarious.
Post by: Snowbound Milk on February 26, 2012, 04:35:53 am
Shit Leo, RIA is sniping members from RIA-A and RIA-1!!
Title: Re: The Ellen Degeneres Show is genuinely hilarious.
Post by: Leo on February 26, 2012, 03:26:42 pm
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