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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 15, 2012, 12:25:39 pm

Title: I once cooked 120 burgers in a half hour.
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 15, 2012, 12:25:39 pm
That might not seem like a lot, but going by averages from the store, that means I went through about 210 meat (which is close to a full box) and 180 pieces of cheese (which is half of a case) in a half hour on a grill that can only support 32 meat at a time.

All of those burgers tasted amazing, I tell you.

If I'm not cooking on Black Friday this year, I'm going to shank someone.
Title: Re: I once cooked 120 burgers in a half hour.
Post by: fAILiurestrategist on October 15, 2012, 01:01:52 pm
What? Why didnt i get any? :horrified:
Title: Re: I once cooked 120 burgers in a half hour.
Post by: Arsenal 10 on October 15, 2012, 03:28:29 pm
Man, how long did it take you to eat all of them?
Title: Re: I once cooked 120 burgers in a half hour.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 16, 2012, 02:22:56 am
Quote from: fAILiurestrategist on October 15, 2012, 01:01:52 pm
What? Why didnt i get any? :horrified:

Ditto.  Send me one this year at:

Hindu Temple of Central Indiana
3350 North German Church Road
Indianapolis
IN 46235

Don't worry, they'll know its for me.
Title: Re: I once cooked 120 burgers in a half hour.
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 16, 2012, 03:52:48 pm
I cook almost every day. <_<

Meet me at 1859 S Signal Butte Road. Mesa, Arizona. I'll cook you something.
Title: Re: I once cooked 120 burgers in a half hour.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 17, 2012, 02:32:02 am
Now that is guerilla advertising!  In & Out must be proud of you!
Title: Re: I once cooked 120 burgers in a half hour.
Post by: fAILiurestrategist on October 17, 2012, 06:26:41 am
Quote from: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 16, 2012, 03:52:48 pm
I cook almost every day. <_<

Meet me at 1859 S Signal Butte Road. Mesa, Arizona. I'll cook you something.

I would, but theres no flight to america from liverpool. And no way im going to manchester to catch a plane.
Title: Re: I once cooked 120 burgers in a half hour.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 17, 2012, 06:28:59 am
Quote from: fAILiurestrategist on October 17, 2012, 06:26:41 am
Quote from: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 16, 2012, 03:52:48 pm
I cook almost every day. <_<

Meet me at 1859 S Signal Butte Road. Mesa, Arizona. I'll cook you something.

I would, but theres no flight to america from liverpool. And no way im going to manchester to catch a plane.

Indeed.  Might as well go to Brimingham.  lol.
Title: Re: I once cooked 120 burgers in a half hour.
Post by: fAILiurestrategist on October 17, 2012, 06:31:21 am
Screw it, ill swim.
Title: Re: I once cooked 120 burgers in a half hour.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 17, 2012, 08:39:49 am
You'll have to go by Ireland to do that.
Title: Re: I once cooked 120 burgers in a half hour.
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 17, 2012, 05:17:30 pm
They're so proud, they demoted me. <_<
Title: Re: I once cooked 120 burgers in a half hour.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 18, 2012, 02:20:30 am
Quote from: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 17, 2012, 05:17:30 pm
They're so proud, they demoted me. <_<

Maybe next time you should wait for the orders before coooking that many burgers.
Title: Re: I once cooked 120 burgers in a half hour.
Post by: Thunder Strike on October 18, 2012, 07:18:34 am
Quote from: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 16, 2012, 03:52:48 pm
I cook almost every day. <_<

Meet me at 1859 S Signal Butte Road. Mesa, Arizona. I'll cook you something.

How far is it to the Grand Canyon from where you live?
Title: Re: I once cooked 120 burgers in a half hour.
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 18, 2012, 12:33:29 pm
Depending on your route, between 250 and 300 miles.
Title: Re: I once cooked 120 burgers in a half hour.
Post by: Arsenal 10 on October 18, 2012, 05:35:04 pm
Quote from: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 18, 2012, 12:33:29 pm
Depending on your route, between 250 and 300 miles.
Yeah, but how far is that? No one measures things in miles anymore...

:smug:
Title: Re: I once cooked 120 burgers in a half hour.
Post by: Leo on October 18, 2012, 07:52:52 pm
Quote from: Arsenal 10 on October 18, 2012, 05:35:04 pm
Quote from: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 18, 2012, 12:33:29 pm
Depending on your route, between 250 and 300 miles.
Yeah, but how far is that? No one measures things in miles anymore...

:smug:
Says the guy with the small penis.
Title: Re: I once cooked 120 burgers in a half hour.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 19, 2012, 02:10:52 am
Quote from: Arsenal 10 on October 18, 2012, 05:35:04 pm
Quote from: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 18, 2012, 12:33:29 pm
Depending on your route, between 250 and 300 miles.
Yeah, but how far is that? No one measures things in miles anymore...

:smug:

Yeah - how many farthings?
Title: Re: I once cooked 120 burgers in a half hour.
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 19, 2012, 03:25:08 am
Quote from: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 15, 2012, 12:25:39 pm
If I'm not cooking on Black Friday this year, I'm going to shank someone.

Quote from: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 15, 2012, 12:25:39 pm
... cooking on Black Friday this year, I'm going to ...

Quote from: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 15, 2012, 12:25:39 pm
... cooking on Black Friday ...

they get MLK day, the whole month of february, And a day in november?
Title: Re: I once cooked 120 burgers in a half hour.
Post by: Arsenal 10 on October 19, 2012, 03:53:28 am
Quote from: Leo on October 18, 2012, 07:52:52 pm
Quote from: Arsenal 10 on October 18, 2012, 05:35:04 pm
Quote from: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 18, 2012, 12:33:29 pm
Depending on your route, between 250 and 300 miles.
Yeah, but how far is that? No one measures things in miles anymore...

:smug:
Says the guy with the small penis.
But..

Ahh...

Ugh.

Yeah, I got nothing.
Title: Re: I once cooked 120 burgers in a half hour.
Post by: Arsenal 10 on October 19, 2012, 03:56:50 am
Oh wait-

That's not what your Mum said last night!

Booya!
Title: Re: I once cooked 120 burgers in a half hour.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 19, 2012, 04:49:43 am
Quote from: Arsenal 10 on October 19, 2012, 03:56:50 am
Oh wait-

That's not what your Mum said last night!

Booya!

Yes it is.  She was mumbling.  For obvious reasons.
Title: Re: I once cooked 120 burgers in a half hour.
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 19, 2012, 01:22:07 pm
Quote from: llamavore on October 19, 2012, 03:25:08 am
Quote from: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 15, 2012, 12:25:39 pm
If I'm not cooking on Black Friday this year, I'm going to shank someone.

Quote from: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 15, 2012, 12:25:39 pm
... cooking on Black Friday this year, I'm going to ...

Quote from: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 15, 2012, 12:25:39 pm
... cooking on Black Friday ...

they get MLK day, the whole month of february, And a day in november?

Never said it was in November. :smug: