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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Moth on October 27, 2012, 11:16:17 am

Title: Operation Mid-Life Kitties
Post by: Moth on October 27, 2012, 11:16:17 am: So I may skip out on that computer in favor of adopting a cat.

http://www.petfinder.com/petdetail/22330380 (http://www.petfinder.com/petdetail/22330380)

Isn't she adorable? :333
Title: Re: Operation Mid-Life Kitties
Post by: Mogar on October 27, 2012, 01:36:35 pm: you can own a kitty and a computer at the same time.
Title: Re: Operation Mid-Life Kitties
Post by: Jenne on October 27, 2012, 02:03:43 pm: If I wanted my house to smell like piss all the time, I'd just stop using the toilet. I don't need another creature to do it for me.
Title: Re: Operation Mid-Life Kitties
Post by: Moth on October 27, 2012, 02:13:20 pm: Quote from: Mogar on October 27, 2012, 01:36:35 pm
you can own a kitty and a computer at the same time.

I don't make money quickly enough to buy both at once.
Title: Re: Operation Mid-Life Kitties
Post by: fAILiurestrategist on October 27, 2012, 02:23:30 pm: Why does that cat look like a bee?
Title: Re: Operation Mid-Life Kitties
Post by: Arsenal 10 on October 27, 2012, 05:14:18 pm: That cat does look pretty cute. But cat's eyes are so evil.
Title: Re: Operation Mid-Life Kitties
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 27, 2012, 05:45:49 pm: No. That cat is not adorable at all. I hate cats.
Title: Re: Operation Mid-Life Kitties
Post by: Moth on October 27, 2012, 05:45:57 pm: I think her eyes are kinda derpy lookin'. ^-^
Title: Re: Operation Mid-Life Kitties
Post by: Jenne on October 27, 2012, 07:45:15 pm: Quote from: Moth on October 27, 2012, 02:13:20 pm
Quote from: Mogar on October 27, 2012, 01:36:35 pm
you can own a kitty and a computer at the same time.

I don't make money quickly enough to buy both at once.
Why would you ever pay for a cat? People give them away for free like genital warts at an orgy.
Title: Re: Operation Mid-Life Kitties
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 28, 2012, 06:24:53 am: what jenne said, and also, get the computer and build a virtual cat
Title: Re: Operation Mid-Life Kitties
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 28, 2012, 07:36:22 am: The only cat I love is marinated in General Tao sauce.
Title: Re: Operation Mid-Life Kitties
Post by: Leo on October 28, 2012, 03:07:06 pm: Who's General Tao?
Title: Re: Operation Mid-Life Kitties
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 29, 2012, 05:20:26 am: Not really sure, but he must have been a great man. The Chinese named a 'chicken' dish after him.
Title: Re: Operation Mid-Life Kitties
Post by: Leo on October 29, 2012, 09:53:28 pm: I know of no dish with such a name.
Title: Re: Operation Mid-Life Kitties
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 30, 2012, 02:47:44 am: Have you ever heard of Chow Mein?
Title: Re: Operation Mid-Life Kitties
Post by: Leo on October 30, 2012, 02:58:52 am: Yes.
Title: Re: Operation Mid-Life Kitties
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 30, 2012, 05:40:20 am: General Tao chicken is like Kung Pao chicken, but the sauce is more spicy, and usually doesn't have cashews.

That said, I want you to get in on this joke while it is still hot, so let me rework the joke this way:

I only like cats in my 'chicken' chow mein.

Does it work better now?
Title: Re: Operation Mid-Life Kitties
Post by: Leo on October 30, 2012, 03:39:37 pm: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GENERAL TAO YOU SPEAK OF YOU FUCKING BELLIGERENT EXCUSE FOR A DICK!!!???
Title: Re: Operation Mid-Life Kitties
Post by: Jenne on October 30, 2012, 09:27:07 pm: Damn it Leo, you should you that General Tao is the gay twin brother of General Tso. They taste the same, but the sekrit ingredient in the special sauce is a little different.
Title: Re: Operation Mid-Life Kitties
Post by: Leo on October 30, 2012, 10:16:38 pm: Oh, that explains it. My country doesn't recognize gay twin brothers.
Title: Re: Operation Mid-Life Kitties
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 31, 2012, 02:59:22 am: Who the hell is General Tso? And please don't tell me he is General Tao's twin brother - that's just laughable.