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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Buck Turgidson on May 15, 2013, 06:38:24 am

Title: How to kill a thread
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 15, 2013, 06:38:24 am

Like this:

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 15, 2013, 07:39:44 pm

Hey guys, I'm really looking forward to talk about Shadow Slayer here today!

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 15, 2013, 07:39:57 pm

Did you know, that Shadow Slayer never sleeps?

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 15, 2013, 07:40:08 pm

Did you know, that Shadow Slayer once ate a crayon whole? (I heard it was blue!)

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 15, 2013, 07:40:17 pm

Did you know, that Shadow Slayer believes he's above the education system?

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 15, 2013, 07:40:40 pm

Did you know, that Shadow Slayer bathes only on Tuesday?

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 15, 2013, 07:41:13 pm

Did you know, that Shadow Slayer has vivid dreams about Leo?

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 15, 2013, 07:42:43 pm

Did you know, that Shadow Slayer once ran for chairman of the Greater Seattle Custodian's Union?

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 15, 2013, 07:43:16 pm

Did you know, that Shadow Slayer can almost do ten push-ups?

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 15, 2013, 07:44:08 pm

Did you know, that Shadow Slayer has a Robert Downey Jr. adhesive facial hair kit?

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 15, 2013, 07:44:42 pm

Did you know, that Shadow Slayer thinks BTO is "rad"?

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 15, 2013, 07:45:23 pm

Did you know, that Shadow Slayer only plays video games with an "E" rating?

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 15, 2013, 07:45:56 pm

Did you know, that Shadow Slayer wears two pairs of pants at once for "added protection"?

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 15, 2013, 07:46:26 pm

Did you know, that Shadow Slayer had my babies, then ate them?

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 15, 2013, 07:47:03 pm

Did you know, that Shadow Slayer is sponsored by Gatorade, even though they don't return his calls?

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 15, 2013, 07:48:04 pm

Did you know, that Shadow Slayer attended a hockey game wearing only a green spandex bodysuit?

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 15, 2013, 07:48:49 pm

Did you know, that Shadow Slayer fell off a boat last week?

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 15, 2013, 07:50:05 pm

Did you know, that Shadow Slayer and Jenne are on round 57 of their Scrabble Best-of series?

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 15, 2013, 07:51:04 pm

Did you know, that Shadow Slayer broke his collarbone fighting a horse?

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 15, 2013, 07:51:49 pm

Did you know, that Shadow Slayer rarely sees the sun because it "hurts"?

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 15, 2013, 07:52:20 pm

Thanks so much for spending the time to talk about  Shadow Slayer with me!

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: Leo on May 15, 2013, 11:21:00 pm

Da fuq just happened here?

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: kranstentistan on May 15, 2013, 11:31:06 pm

The hell just happened? I'm serious what the flipping fuck did i just read?

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: Leo on May 16, 2013, 12:30:36 am

I am so sorry, Kranktastic. I have no idea what happened here and I'm now sure any of us will ever want to know. However, there is no reason a diplomat of your caliber should have been subjected to these events and we at the RIA would like to offer our deepest condolences for your suffering.

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 16, 2013, 02:14:24 am

I once saw an episode of Fringe where a computer program made a hand come out of people's screens and when it touched them, it liquified their brains.  I think it was based on what just happened here.

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: Bleak Outlook on May 16, 2013, 10:07:36 am

Should I be turned on right now? Cause I totally am.

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 17, 2013, 02:56:27 am

You're easy.  It takes a mouth or an ass to come out of my screen to turn me on.

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: Bleak Outlook on May 17, 2013, 09:16:10 am

Quote from: GrilledSlug on May 17, 2013, 02:56:27 am

You're easy.  It takes a mouth or an ass to come out of my screen to turn me on.

Ummm.... okay...

(http://www.dvdactive.com/images/reviews/screenshot/2005/11/ring_8.jpg)
You're welcome. :D

Title: Re: How to kill a thread
Post by: fAILiurestrategist on May 17, 2013, 02:47:57 pm

Tell me where I can get these amazing 4 dimensional computers.