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Cactuar Zone => Cactuar Welcome Hall => New Member Portal => Topic started by: Valtamdraugr on October 22, 2013, 10:01:30 pm

Title: Valt's thing.
Post by: Valtamdraugr on October 22, 2013, 10:01:30 pm
Hiya kids.

Here's the deal... I don't dig how some stuff went down between you guys and RoK and I'm here to do what little bit I can to make it up to you guys. I'm not expecting y'all to be all hugs and kisses on me and honestly... I'd be a bit miffed if I were you. But that's ok... I'm a big boy.

Just want you to know that while I am here... I will do my job and do it the best I can.

-Valt
Title: Re: Valt's thing.
Post by: Snowbound Milk on October 22, 2013, 10:36:49 pm
We do... far too many drugs, and/or shifts at shitty jobs, to be worried about these things.
Title: Re: Valt's thing.
Post by: Ogaden on October 23, 2013, 12:39:33 am
ancient history bro, have some hugs and kisses :D
Title: Re: Valt's thing.
Post by: Leo on October 23, 2013, 01:00:04 am
Yeah, I have no idea what you're talking about. Just find me hot single women and I'll call it even.
Title: Re: Valt's thing.
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 23, 2013, 03:34:38 pm
hey valt know anything about wars
Title: Re: Valt's thing.
Post by: Delta1212 on October 23, 2013, 05:02:38 pm
Makes me sad more than angry. Like watching an old friend fall into drugs, lash out and OD. The lashing out isn't the part of that that most concerned me.
Title: Re: Valt's thing.
Post by: Valtamdraugr on October 30, 2013, 12:58:52 pm
ancient history bro, have some hugs and kisses :D
This... too much 'No loveydovey, bonkbonk onna head' in CN.

Yeah, I have no idea what you're talking about. Just find me hot single women and I'll call it even.
Not my usual area of expertise.. have a cute goat here, love you long time. 2$/hr.

hey valt know anything about wars
Nothing at all... I'm a pacifist.. have a flower?

Makes me sad more than angry. Like watching an old friend fall into drugs, lash out and OD. The lashing out isn't the part of that that most concerned me.
As it was with myself.. I cannot even say we lost our way as we seemed to not have a way at all. With the compass swinging and noone at the helm, we were destined to find the shoals.  Of all the people we did wrong... to you was that which I found most offensive... which prompted me to appeal to our gov to act in your defense, treaty or no, at the next available opportunity. Despite support from members our advisory council, the idea went nowhere.

So now I'm here.. lucky you. :smug:
Title: Re: Valt's thing.
Post by: Leo on October 30, 2013, 04:32:27 pm
*takes goat*




*comes back with mutton*




I think I may have fucked this goat to death....you hungry?
Title: Re: Valt's thing.
Post by: Croix on October 30, 2013, 05:44:38 pm
can I have some?
Title: Re: Valt's thing.
Post by: Leo on October 30, 2013, 09:38:40 pm
That's why I brought it.

Btw, as HoIA this may fall under your jurisdiction. Someone seems to have misplaced my HoFA title and I would really like to have it back before people stop believing me when I tell them who I am.
Title: Re: Valt's thing.
Post by: Valtamdraugr on October 30, 2013, 11:23:26 pm
I.. I don't think I've ever had goat.. I mean.. ate goat.. I mean..
Title: Re: Valt's thing.
Post by: Leo on October 31, 2013, 12:16:24 am
I.. I don't think I've ever had goat.. I mean.. ate goat.. I mean..
Well, I can tell you that this goat is very tender. You should try it.
Title: Re: Valt's thing.
Post by: Mr_Cynic on October 31, 2013, 09:28:11 am
Who is Valt, btw?  Everyone else seems to know you but I don't.
Title: Re: Valt's thing.
Post by: Valtamdraugr on October 31, 2013, 11:25:23 am
Who is Valt, btw?  Everyone else seems to know you but I don't.
Sir.. you wound me. Seriously though, I had thought we had been introduced before.. perhaps not. Your name is known to me yet I couldn't guess from where or when.

I spent just over 5 years with RoK serving in just about every post but for Regent and Emperor. My resume is in my wiki, but I gave up updating it when I started heading multiple departments simultaneously. I tended to stay away from the OWF cesspool but spend a lot of time in IRC verschnukered and lookin for love in all the wrong places.

Let my nation delete for RL issues last February but got the itch to ham it up again.

So hello Mr. Cynic.. looking forward to chewing ankles with ye in the next fracas.
Title: Re: Valt's thing.
Post by: Leo on November 04, 2013, 01:27:58 pm
Who is Valt, btw?  Everyone else seems to know you but I don't.
I don't know him either; I just came in to fuck a goat.