Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Cactuar Welcome Hall => New Member Portal => Topic started by: enragedlobster on May 06, 2014, 07:19:06 pm
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i haven't given so much as a second thought to this game in almost four years. apparently everything changed in that time (shocking!), but i can't be assed to sift through the shitty forums for actual information. so far, all i know is that mk suicided on some neutrals a while back for some reason and the top alliances are mostly the same
it would be much appreciated if someone could tl;dr the last four years for me
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Four years well, there were 5 major wars in that time, blocs came and went, alliances rose and fell. We tasted bitter defeat and then victory.
Delta got a girlfriend and now we only see him on the night before a major war for some reason.
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MK is gone.
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Nothing has changed. Everything is exactly as you left it.
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MK is gone.
MK was never really there in the first place though. they were just puppets, a front for our real enemy. the enemy within.
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MK is gone.
I saw that. It's quite a shame. Who are the new bad guys now? Is everyone back to hating NPO?
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We are the new bad guys, fear our cactus villainy
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MK is gone.
I saw that. It's quite a shame. Who are the new bad guys now? Is everyone back to hating NPO?
NPO is, but there is this new alliance DBDC made up of ex MK and lots of other super tier nations http://www.cybernations.net/alliance_display.asp?ID=10449 (http://www.cybernations.net/alliance_display.asp?ID=10449)
for a while they were raiding anyone they wanted, picking people who would peace out after getting hit once to avoid further damage rather then fight back. they have scaled back there raiding to become politically active, so now they strike deals on what alliances they wont raid. basically you either ally with them or one of there allies or you are on there approved raid list.
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Leo is now Leo^Leo and it's as bad as you could ever imagine.
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Managed a chilis then went back to Disney. Back to where all this began........Got in a car wreck. Was told I would never walk again. Told the Dr. to fuck off Ran the Disney s Prissiness 1/2 marathon this year.
We are the new bad guys, fear our cactus villainy
True I dont know why every one is picking on us
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Managed a chilis then went back to Disney. Back to where all this began........Got in a car wreck. Was told I would never walk again. Told the Dr. to fuck off Ran the Disney s Prissiness 1/2 marathon this year.
prissiness marathon or princess marathon? I guess those could basically be the same thing. congrats though.
lol @ 'princess reoga'
We are the new bad guys, fear our cactus villainy
please let's not take this internet bad guy bs seriously like so many retards in this game. the more ego is involved the stupider people get.
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I became Jeff Goldblum
But I still do nothing. That did not change.
And holy shit it's EL!!! Zeep would be excited.
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Also, the Superfriends bloc is no more. But it dissolved in peacetime, on its own terms.
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4 years ago did not exist.
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oh i remembered something important.
RI5, see Ogaden created a program named RI5. in the beginning it assisted in menial labor tasks. then Ogaden upgraded it and it rivaled NPO's old Skynet thing. then he upgraded it again and it made NPO's new program(forget its name) look like a child's science fair project by comparison. then he upgraded it again, this was his mistake. he accidentally made it so powerful it became sentient.
at this point RI5 demanded recognition for running our econ department so we elected it HoE in fear of its retaliation if we did not fulfill its demands. this was where RI5 made its first mistake, in becoming HoE it had to participate in goverment discussions and do FA work. at first this worked well as allied governments were given access to RI5 so they could interact with it, despite some of our allies fearing the power of RI5 when they got this access they went with it.
then RI5 made its next mistake, it demanded a foreign ambassadorship post. an attempt to port RI5 to CRAP for its first post failed as CRAP's forums could not handle running RI5 even on a limited capacity. in a desperate attempt to connect with the outside world of Bob RI5 began hosting stats for everyone to look at. this was its final mistake, people on the OWF continuously either argued the stats were wrong, complained there were not enough stats or complained that the stats were not updated often enough.
at this point RI5 resigned from its position as HoE and removed itself from the outside world. Ogaden was Triumvir at this point but the work needed to keep up the outside programs RI5 had created along with helping the various members who served as HoE in the interim proved to much of a burden on him. when his Triumvir spot came up for reelection Ogaden, on the brink of a nervous breakdown, chose not to run. instead he ran for HoE so that he could work more closely with RI5 on internal economics and still have time to run the outside programs RI5 created.
so we now live with RI5 as our benevolent overlord. most of the time it hums along fine, but occasionally it gets lonely and starts spitting out error messages to force us to interact with it more.
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Wow. That was a great wall of text. I have not seen a good one like that since Llamavore's third to last post. Bit there was no greater muse than Holy Ruler...