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Random lnsanity / Short, fun conversation.
« on: June 10, 2013, 03:27:35 pm »
Me: What's wrong?
Super hot manager: I have cramps.
Me: I can help with that. It just might be a few before I can help.
Her: *Motions me closer* Did you know orgasms are supposed to help relieve all pain from cramps?
Me: So what you're saying is I can help you right now.

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Random lnsanity / There have been four times in the last week where
« on: May 28, 2013, 03:51:49 pm »
someone came to the door and rang the doorbell (twice) when I JUST sat down on the toilet and started shitting.

Seriously? You can't think of a better time than my shitting time?

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Random lnsanity / Humble Double-Fine Bundle.
« on: May 08, 2013, 06:29:29 am »
Seems legit.
Costume Quest
Psychonauts
Stacking
Brutal Legend (Currently $8.)
Broken Age ($35)
T-Shirt ($75).

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Random lnsanity / Hey, kids! How's your life insurance?
« on: April 30, 2013, 08:44:12 pm »
MUST BE GREAT!

*TFS* Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 3

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Random lnsanity / Your epic fail of the day.
« on: April 22, 2013, 12:11:23 pm »
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10200988505664355

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Random lnsanity / Nailed it.
« on: April 16, 2013, 08:26:55 am »
I have a feeling those ducks won't be coming to my pool any time soon.

So we have a pair of mallards, male and female, that have a habit of using our pool as their private oasis, and they don't scare easily. As such, we scare them out of my parent's pool by throwing tennis balls at them. I always miss -- except for this morning. Nailed the boy mallard in the head and flash-knocked it out. How do I know it was out? Ever seen a duck sink like a rock before?

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Random lnsanity / Two shifts in a row, two different girls tell me I smell really good.
« on: April 12, 2013, 12:07:03 am »
Will I make it three tomorrow?

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Random lnsanity / Never pass up on a Magikarp.
« on: April 09, 2013, 12:33:42 pm »
YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO TRAIN ME!

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Random lnsanity / What's the scouter say about his power level, Marcus?
« on: April 05, 2013, 05:29:53 pm »
http://s3.amazonaws.com/smgphotogallery/mu/ufc-on-fuel-tv-9-weigh-ins-photos-an-mmajunkiecom-image-gallery/700/marcus-brimage.jpg

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Random lnsanity / So I went to the doctor last week for the first time since...
« on: March 21, 2013, 01:44:10 pm »
...I was 14. Reason I haven't is because I wanted to punch said doctor in the face. Anyway, my parents put me back on their health insurance until I'm 26 since I got demoted, lost my full time and, consequently, my health insurance. They kept pestering me to at least get a physical before November when I lose it again. So I go. Whatever. It's only $15. Get in there, they tell me I'm fine, but I need to lose 15 pounds.

wat.

The last time I was 175, I got super sick until I put some weight back on. I've put on a lot of muscle since that point, too, and it wasn't like I was a slouch there, either. By my calculations, if I lose the 15 pounds he said I need to lose of ONLY fat, I'll be at 1% body fat.

Go fuck yourself, Doc.

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Random lnsanity / I'll tell you what this town means to me.
« on: February 23, 2013, 04:12:11 pm »
It means about as much as a festering ball of dog snot. If you take their combined intelligence and multiply it by 50, you might just be able to tie your shoe, if you don't drool all over yourself first.

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Random lnsanity / Only bad part about brand new computers?
« on: February 20, 2013, 11:48:58 pm »
All the crap you need to un/install when you initially get it.

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Random lnsanity / Know what I'm playing right now?
« on: February 13, 2013, 06:39:41 pm »
Here's a hint:

NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE 10 hours

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Random lnsanity / Rare Moth sighting.
« on: February 08, 2013, 12:07:16 am »
http://clip2net.com/s/2O56C

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Random lnsanity / Ranked #1,987 of 12,324 Nations (16.12%)
« on: January 31, 2013, 02:55:17 pm »
It's funny, because I was born in 1987. lolol

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Random lnsanity / Buy a nuke for $2 million, do $200 million in damages.
« on: January 23, 2013, 09:00:13 am »
Seems legit.

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Random lnsanity / Swedish-Made e-penis enlargers and me.
« on: December 11, 2012, 03:35:09 pm »
This kind of thing is my bag, baby.
By Austin Powers.

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Random lnsanity / Do you even lift?
« on: December 06, 2012, 11:33:10 pm »
http://www.gamefaqs.com/poll/index.html?poll=4926

+1, GameFAQs.

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Random lnsanity / Man arrested for twisting off 2 year-old boy's nipples.
« on: December 06, 2012, 07:52:17 pm »
http://www.truecrimereport.com/2012/11/florida_man_arrested_for_twist.php

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Random lnsanity / Someone from RI about Duke Nukem Forever.
« on: December 06, 2012, 07:42:25 pm »
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Applepieman
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Posted 12/5/2012 11:46:21 PM
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My friend swears its like the best thing ever, I like the how the beginning of the game you can pick up a piece of crap out of a toilet and smear on the wall.

About describes this game.

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