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New Member Portal / Introduction
« on: October 28, 2009, 04:51:22 pm »
My life story: Separated from my parents at birth, I was raised by escaped zoo monkeys on the streets. When I realized I was not like the other monkeys, I ran away to go dredge the malaria infested swamps on South America where I learned to fly and shoot lasers from my eyes. Those were the good old days, now i spend all my time addicted to heroin and smoking crack.