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« on: October 28, 2009, 04:51:22 pm »
My life story: Separated from my parents at birth, I was raised by escaped zoo monkeys on the streets. When I realized I was not like the other monkeys, I ran away to go dredge the malaria infested swamps on South America where I learned to fly and shoot lasers from my eyes. Those were the good old days, now i spend all my time addicted to heroin and smoking crack.

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« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2009, 08:14:15 pm »
I saw a monkey once.
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« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2009, 08:24:10 pm »
I know how you feel.
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« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2009, 10:02:07 pm »
Mmm, crack.

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« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2009, 09:36:09 am »
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My life story: Separated from my parents at birth, I was raised by escaped zoo monkeys on the streets. When I realized I was not like the other monkeys, I ran away to go dredge the malaria infested swamps on South America where I learned to fly and shoot lasers from my eyes. Those were the good old days, now i spend all my time addicted to heroin and smoking crack.
Your normal compared to some people around here.  

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« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2009, 02:16:57 pm »
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Your normal compared to some people around here.  
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The standards for normality do not apply here, since this is the RIA and almost everyone is nutty as squirrel poo, the function of normality in general gets reversed here and so do the conditions required to achieve this new normality, its like saying if a = x and b = y then cows = moo ... well actually its not but you get the point anyway, also cows =/= moo, cats = moo, cows = tofu,
so anyway, the RIA is a place where to be normal you must be abnormal when compared to the rest of bobs civilization and also martians, since Aaron implies that you are normal in the RIA compared to others, he is either calling you the flippiest of all of us or else is implying that the normal norms of normalcy apply to the RIA, i think its the latter and that also means that it is blasphemy, hence he shall be steamed over a pit of boiling bile and mucus (i have a brutal cold), point is according to Aaron you are not normal, you are abnormal compared to the rest of us, also im bald
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<%Leo[RIA]> it's better to be feared than respected
<%Leo[RIA]> especially if you lost that respect mentally raping them with spam
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« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2009, 02:20:41 pm »
^Translation:
If you are normal elsewere, you are abnormal here. If you are abnormal elsewere, then you fit right in.



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« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2009, 02:26:04 pm »
LIES!!!
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<%Leo[RIA]> it's better to be feared than respected
<%Leo[RIA]> especially if you lost that respect mentally raping them with spam
Yeah, fuck you.
Those kind of pictures really don't do it for me. To each their own, I suppose.
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« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2009, 07:26:04 am »
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Your normal compared to some people around here.  
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The standards for normality do not apply here, since this is the RIA and almost everyone is nutty as squirrel poo, the function of normality in general gets reversed here and so do the conditions required to achieve this new normality, its like saying if a = x and b = y then cows = moo ... well actually its not but you get the point anyway, also cows =/= moo, cats = moo, cows = tofu,
so anyway, the RIA is a place where to be normal you must be abnormal when compared to the rest of bobs civilization and also martians, since Aaron implies that you are normal in the RIA compared to others, he is either calling you the flippiest of all of us or else is implying that the normal norms of normalcy apply to the RIA, i think its the latter and that also means that it is blasphemy, hence he shall be steamed over a pit of boiling bile and mucus (i have a brutal cold), point is according to Aaron you are not normal, you are abnormal compared to the rest of us, also im bald
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« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2009, 01:46:57 pm »
No u
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« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2009, 02:36:49 pm »
« Last Edit: October 31, 2009, 02:37:47 pm by Aaron J »

 


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