Sexism in the RIA

[Thunder Strike]

I've come to view having e-peens as rather sexist towards our few female compatriots. I think something needs to be done to address this and ensure the RIA behaves in the politically correct manner that shows our respect for women.

I would thus like to propose a change to the e-peen system.

































Our female members should have e-boobs.

[Jenne]

But then we would have to out all of them as females. 

If you take the Freud theory, all women want a penis anyway, so this, at least metaphorically, gives them one.  So, in a way, this could be seen as empowering. 

[Buck Turgidson]

How is the e-peen measured?  ie how do you change your score?

And I, for one, would like boobs.  In fact, if I sit at this desk much longer it is almost an inevitability.

If we had e-boobs, would we include cup size?  And you know, bigger is not neccessarily better - more than a handful is a waste.  Should it be measured against an ideal size?

How about an e-vaj / e-puss?  To make room for all interests, and be more general, we could also go with an e-hole.

[Snowbound Milk]

As crackpot as some of that shit is, Freud wins my vote.


Plus, We all know you don't believe there's women on the internet.

[Ogaden]

How about both 

[Fake from State Jarm]

NOW HEAR ME GENTLEMEN. THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO RESOLVE THIS DISPUTE IN A MANNER FAIR TO ALL PARTIES.








E-LABIA.

[Thunder Strike]

If we had e-boobs, would we include cup size?  And you know, bigger is not neccessarily better - more than a handful is a waste.  Should it be measured against an ideal size?

How about an e-vaj / e-puss?  To make room for all interests, and be more general, we could also go with an e-hole.

Women would say the same regarding size about penises.

Heh, we could measure e-vaj by looseness.

If you take the Freud theory, all women want a penis anyway, so this, at least metaphorically, gives them one.  So, in a way, this could be seen as empowering. 

Is the reverse true? That males all want boobs and/or vaginas?
That would suggest males be assigned e-boobs and females be assigned e-peens.

[morrison]

I prefer epeens they have a nondescript name. and to those men out there. Cup doesnt say anything about the size of the boob it says something about the the relation between under breast circumference and breast circum ference.

In other words a 30 D cup has the same size as a as a 36 A cup. just saying.
or to have a nondescript(although peen is already nondescript :p) have the size of ones cactuar :p

[Snowbound Milk]

There, problem solved.

Edit: PENISES FOR EVERYOOOOONE

[Jenne]

In other words a 30 D cup has the same size as a as a 36 A cup. just saying.

Well, that could work out too if you gave a full size.  Your nation could be lean and well endowed, or bloated and flat. 

On that thought, how about it being BMI.  Positive stats contribute to height, negative to weight. 

[Mogar]

dicks everywhere!

[Buck Turgidson]

So far I like e-labia and e-BMI the most.  But seriously, if e-hole has no traction, how about something equally unisex, like e-asshair, or e-tongue, or e-fart (no that last one might not work unless you include e-quif)

[Snowbound Milk]

The Height you entered is 5 feet, 10.5 inches. The Weight you entered is 157.4 pounds.


Your Calculated BMI is: 22.3

... I don't like. I think E-Peen is better, because then I always can follow the rule of bigger is better. (Which, yes, doesn't actually apply that well in this situation either)

[morrison]

epeen doesnt really either but how about IQ :p

[Jenne]

e-peen needs a girth factor.

[Mogar]

e-peen needs a girth factor.

[Snowbound Milk]

How about we just leave it as is.

[Thunder Strike]

Did this actually turn into a serious discussion?

[Snowbound Milk]

Did this actually turn into a serious discussion?

YOU'RE JUST COMFORTABLE BECAUSE YOURS IS SO BIG

[Thunder Strike]

Did this actually turn into a serious discussion?

YOU'RE JUST COMFORTABLE BECAUSE YOURS IS SO BIG

Trust me, it isn't comfortable.