Author Topic: Would you rather have 20 dollars right now or instantly you are #1 tampon expert (Read 2383 times)

Kenneth Kenstar · « **on:** January 13, 2012, 07:26:58 am »

It's twenty US dollars. Straight cash that would appear in your pocket, purse, bank account whatever you want

or would you rather be the most credible source of tampon expertise? Like, you would be respected in tampon discussion circles. You would instantly know everything about them.

You could be a credible expert called in to court cases if tampons were brought up or something, whatever. I'm sure there are a lot of possibilities with this.

Presumably, you would be the #1 tampon expert until you die.

I'm not guaranteeing anything with this (like you'll be a tampon engineer or own a tampon company), but I'm sure the possibilities are there.

Kenneth Kenstar · « **Reply #1 on:** January 13, 2012, 07:37:05 am »

Man, four people came into this topic and didn't even post

This isnt a bad topic is it

Cashflow · « **Reply #2 on:** January 13, 2012, 07:40:54 am »

Sniper Joe · « **Reply #3 on:** January 13, 2012, 07:42:33 am »

Fuck man, I wish I was a tampon expert. I'd pick that for sure. Do you have any idea how impressed women would be with your knowledge of what they shove up their vaginas?

The answer is very.

Croix · « **Reply #4 on:** January 13, 2012, 07:45:05 am »

I'll take the money.

cptgodzilla · « **Reply #5 on:** January 13, 2012, 07:47:29 am »

i will take the money and invest it in a box of tampons. I will then have change and be the #1 expert on tampons

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #6 on:** January 13, 2012, 08:15:33 am »

I'll take the expertise and threaten to share it with any man who doesn't give me a 20.

first thing I'm gonna buy is a jacuzzi.

Leo · « **Reply #7 on:** January 13, 2012, 12:41:54 pm »

And you wonder why random women get more attention than you...

Electric Mango · « **Reply #8 on:** January 13, 2012, 01:31:47 pm »

I'm sure being the foremost expert would command a high paid salary in his or her field, I'll take the knowledge and the high paying job.

Gangs · « **Reply #9 on:** January 13, 2012, 02:48:18 pm »

20 bucks.
Its possible that by being the tampon expert, i'd get to look at and feel up a lot of pussies in my "research", however, most of those, if not all, would be puffed up and bleedy. >_>
Ill take the 20 thanks.

Kenneth Kenstar · « **Reply #10 on:** January 13, 2012, 03:23:19 pm »

Quote from: Gangs on January 13, 2012, 02:48:18 pm

Its possible that by being the tampon expert, i'd get to look at and feel up a lot of pussies in my "research"

—- · « **Reply #11 on:** January 13, 2012, 05:23:00 pm »

I feel somehow biased... But I'd rather take $15, and maybe ask the expert $5 in questions. How'd you get stuck with this gig and shit.

Kenneth Kenstar · « **Reply #12 on:** January 13, 2012, 05:38:07 pm »

Well, I thought last night "I wouldn't pay more than 20 dollars to know everything there is about tampons"

So this topic

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #13 on:** January 13, 2012, 08:36:18 pm »

Quote from: Abe Simpson on January 13, 2012, 05:38:07 pm

Well, I thought last night "I wouldn't pay more than 20 dollars to know everything there is about tampons"

So this topic

dude, you must get the weirdest informercials where you live. "but call now and we'll give you the latest edition of Winthorpe and Oglesby's Definitive Tampon Encyclopaedia Set; that's right, you can have it all for the low, low price of just 19.99"

Biff Webster · « **Reply #14 on:** January 14, 2012, 01:03:32 am »

I'll take the 20. I could get a lot of candy with 20 dollars.

Thunder Strike · « **Reply #15 on:** January 14, 2012, 03:27:20 am »

Quote from: Biff Webster on January 14, 2012, 01:03:32 am

I'll take the 20. I could get a lot of candy with 20 dollars.

You prefer children to women?

Biff Webster · « **Reply #16 on:** January 14, 2012, 04:26:43 am »

I just like candy.

Would you rather have 20 dollars, or 20 dollars worth of candy?

Cashflow · « **Reply #17 on:** January 14, 2012, 10:52:42 pm »

20 dollars worth of edible candy tampons?

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #18 on:** January 14, 2012, 11:31:03 pm »

I wonder if fresh used tampons are like candy to vampires.

Cashflow · « **Reply #19 on:** January 15, 2012, 07:29:36 am »

http://doubletake-media.com/movie_of_the_weak_bash_plan_9.jpg

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