""The Darwinium of Slugs is a breeding colony for a particularly voracious race of invertebrates. On weekends, citizens enjoy racing each other, licking their way fiercely across the moist, grateful lawn. Some younger segments of the population like to "go shell-less", a behavior that is shocking to the forgetful colony founders, who prefer to complain about the digestive problems related to their all-marijuana diet. Sharing an almost universal distrust of big government, Slugkind is innately conservative and staunchly pro-ooze. Racial tensions with the neighboring snails have abated over the years, and have largely devolved to keel envy. In an effort to bring the two races closer together, liberal elements on both sides have tried to re-brand their communities under a friendlier hybrid name, "Snugs", and were promptly taken out behind the rotting log and shot. Then they were buried separately. Although Slugkind is almost exclusively English-speaking, they are often taken for French on account of the fact that slugs are, basically, big tongues. This irritates them to no end, as it would any non-Francophone. For generations, the scientific community has pondered about the possibility of life in other gardens, developing the Slake equation to prove its mathematical certainty. Unfortunately the resultant runs counter to the available scientific evidence, which conclusively proves that life is unique to this particular garden.""
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