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Offline DAVE FUCKIN' DAVESON

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HAI
« on: November 07, 2013, 10:12:40 pm »
I'm Dave and my confession is abandoning Jemmm in CRAP less than a week after recruiting him :wacko:

Since I'm not very creative I'll type a bit about my rather uninteresting CN history:
I initially joined CN in early 2009. As a lover of spam, I joined Nueva Vida after being hit with TWO recruitment messages. After all, as a n00b, what other criteria would I decide my alliance upon? Back then I had as little clue about how CN rolls as I do now. I don't remember much about my time in NV other than fighting in Karma, selling tech and sexing up those spam boards. Got deleted for inactivity a bit later in the year.

Dropped by CN again in late 2010 and decided to be a rogue. As you'd expect, that didn't work out. Created nation #3 in Feb 2011 and joined CRAP where I stayed up until yesterday. I was a Battalion Officer from some time in late 2011 through most of 2012 before filling the long-standing vacant MoFA spot in May 2013. Then I got bored and started "abusing forum admin powers and IRC ops" with antics such as changing everyone's avatar to a rubber ducky, and as a result got put on trial. Lol. That's when I realised I was fed up with that shit and decided to join RIA
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As for RL, I'm British and like beer. That's about it.


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Re: HAI
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2013, 11:29:53 pm »
lmao can you imagine putting someone on trial for changing avatars

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Re: HAI
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2013, 12:23:13 am »
Welcome aboard matey
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Re: HAI
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2013, 12:34:14 am »
This is a holder post for a future troll I'll think of...
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