Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: C-zom on July 03, 2011, 12:49:13 am
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Now my dreams are almost always night terrors of some kind, I suffer the same crap Lovecraft did, and it gives me my shitty story ideas.
I was walking through a foggy, knee-high marsh with a flashlight and a map. I was desperately looking for something at the end of the map, but I couldn't see it in the dream. I plodded forward, knowing where to go, my hand clenching around the flashlight.
I made it through some tall grass before I heard a large bonfire in the near clearing. There, surrounded by miniature flames and dozens of dancing naked individuals, was a cactaur. Skeleton like, flesh falling off, green hunks all around the swampy sand--but a cactaur. In the same pose it always is, except bouncing in a circle.
"He's back! Get him!" someone yelled from the faceless crowd. I was seized at once, and struggled to break free. I was dragged up to the cactaur and it said,
"From the void I call you, I am a master of secret knowledge, please rejoin us again, everyone will fear us"
I happily accepted because he mentioned no flaws then I was fucking murdered by like a dozen of you with axes. Then I woke up.
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I'm a lumberjack and that's okay
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I sleep all night and I work all day.
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It's telling you to come back to us Czom.
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It is, you can never leave, ever.
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I'm handy with an axe sometimes
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O.O
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Lets just say, there is more than one dead mangled whore in my gardening shed.
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:wtf: