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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Buck Turgidson on November 22, 2013, 02:56:30 am

Title: Vancouver bans doorknobs
Post by: Buck Turgidson on November 22, 2013, 02:56:30 am
Slow western-Canadian residents of Vancouver have finally legislated against their nemesis.

Now Snowbound has a chance.

http://www.thestar.com/life/2013/11/20/vancouver_bans_door_knobs.html (http://www.thestar.com/life/2013/11/20/vancouver_bans_door_knobs.html)
Title: Re: Vancouver bans doorknobs
Post by: Ogaden on November 22, 2013, 04:10:43 am
That's right all you door knob barbarians can just fuck off
Title: Re: Vancouver bans doorknobs
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on November 22, 2013, 05:49:43 am
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Levers now come in a range of designs, including options with an old-fashioned esthetic, he says. Some day people may collect antique levers, admiring the beautiful patina acquired through age and wear, he suggests.

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Title: Re: Vancouver bans doorknobs
Post by: Jenne on November 22, 2013, 06:56:26 am
All those years jerking off to make sure I would be able to open doors when I was 90 have been wasted.
Title: Re: Vancouver bans doorknobs
Post by: Valtamdraugr on November 22, 2013, 08:09:15 am
Quote from: Jenne on November 22, 2013, 06:56:26 am
All those years jerking off to make sure I would be able to open doors when I was 90 have been wasted.
You know that's right.. just give me the opportunity to deliver a titty-twister to some uppity hooligan.
Title: Re: Vancouver bans doorknobs
Post by: Pterrydactyl on November 22, 2013, 03:07:31 pm
Wow... Canada... Just... Wow...
Title: Re: Vancouver bans doorknobs
Post by: Delta1212 on November 22, 2013, 03:15:09 pm
This sounds stupider than it actually is.
Title: Re: Vancouver bans doorknobs
Post by: Buck Turgidson on December 03, 2013, 04:03:52 am
Quote from: Minicakes1212 on November 22, 2013, 03:15:09 pm
This sounds stupider than it actually is.

Maybe you should move to Vancouver.
Title: Re: Vancouver bans doorknobs
Post by: Snowbound Milk on December 03, 2013, 01:11:21 pm
My Grandmother's arthritis was really bad in her wrists, so I can see this being useful for a greying population.