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Offline Buck Turgidson

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If you could clone yourself...
« on: May 12, 2011, 10:17:28 am »
Would you have sex with yourself?  Would that make you gay?  Or is it masturbation?

I only ask because I have always wondered how awesome it must be to do me.  The closest I have ever gotten is to jerk off in a mirror. 

I have to say it was awesome, mostly because I make awesome fuck-faces.  I also crack some pretty good jokes while I am "doing the deed", and couldn't help but laugh during the tender act of self-love.  I hoped I didn't offend myself by cracking up, but I was wrapped up in the moment and caught myself off guard.  I like me with a good sense of humour - it is so important.  I also found myself to be a generous and attentive lover, willing and able to keep the horses in the stable until I was satisfied.

But there was something missing, and have not dated myself with the mirror since that torrid night.  I feel like there could be someme better out there.  But my god was I hot.
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Re: If you could clone yourself...
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2011, 12:23:06 pm »
I'd TOTALLY fuck myself...but i think i'd use some kind of anesthetic on my ass so i couldn't feel me fucking myself and hence wouldn't feel gay. I'd kiss me too, i'd totally improve my technique like that. I think fucking your clone isn't really sex, it's practice of sorts.
It's a good idea, i'll call the Japanese.
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Re: If you could clone yourself...
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2011, 12:52:35 pm »
Man y'all are gay.

I'd fight myself. That's way more manly than fuckin' gay sex.
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Re: If you could clone yourself...
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2011, 01:00:45 pm »
If I cloned myself I would tag team gangs clone and make him watch himself get violated from both ends. That would be waaay hot.
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Re: If you could clone yourself...
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2011, 01:31:43 pm »
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If I cloned myself I would tag team gangs clone and make him watch himself get violated from both ends. That would be waaay hot.
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Man y'all are gay.

I'd fight myself. That's way more manly than fuckin' gay sex.

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Re: If you could clone yourself...
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2011, 04:39:18 pm »
I'd stalk myself and send myself dirty emails until I got a restraining order on myself.
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Re: If you could clone yourself...
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2011, 05:57:12 pm »
Why not just use a portal generator? Then you could literally go fuck yourself.  :smug:
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Re: If you could clone yourself...
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2011, 10:59:19 pm »
Sex with a man is really one of those things on my " things to not ever do" list. Even if that handsome devil is another me.
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Re: If you could clone yourself...
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2011, 04:17:32 am »
I would never have sex with a man either, but I know my clone would be irresistable. If the gender of the clone is the problem, then what about a female mod - at the genetic level? 

I think I would be even hotter as a dame.  But only marginally.
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Re: If you could clone yourself...
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2011, 08:44:44 pm »
That's not a simple genetic switch.  It's a whole chromosome difference.  You can't have a "clone" of the other sex.
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Re: If you could clone yourself...
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2011, 02:48:41 am »
Quote from: Zessa on May 15, 2011, 08:44:44 pm
That's not a simple genetic switch.  It's a whole chromosome difference.  You can't have a "clone" of the other sex.

Well, maybe this is harder to do in the world of 'science', and if you really want to be a stickler, then say you put your clone under the knife, and make a physical mod (supplemented of course with the appropriate hormones)? 

Of course this raises a whole lot of ethical dilemmas regarding clone rights, but the thought of me sans-penis, + boobs, in high heels and a g-string overrides any such issues.   MUCH better than the mirror technique.  Very much.

Quote from: Mansa Musa III on May 12, 2011, 12:52:35 pm
Man y'all are gay.

I'd fight myself. That's way more manly than fuckin' gay sex.

If this were about manliness, I would clone myself, then see who could drink more (pre- and post- 1am barfing break), fart and burp the longest, then argue with my clone about whose dick is bigger, but never actually whip it out to settle the argument.

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I'd stalk myself and send myself dirty emails until I got a restraining order on myself.

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Re: If you could clone yourself...
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2011, 11:04:31 am »
Looks like Leobound Mangomilk has been released.
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Re: If you could clone yourself...
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2011, 12:31:26 am »
I would kill my clone and take his place as a fugitive on the run for murdering the real me.
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Re: If you could clone yourself...
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2011, 02:38:51 am »
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Re: If you could clone yourself...
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2011, 09:09:28 am »
I would kill my clone, and make a stew out of him.  Then I could tell people to eat me and add that I am delicious with a mild pepper sauce.
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