Official RIA history

[Buck Turgidson]

http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?/topic/112374-random-insanity-rising/

Need more mention of the RIAsplosion.

[C-zom]

You mean the part where me and Nite dragged half this place out of here and I kept coming back because I'm an idiot?

[Ogaden]

C-zom join RIA again

[C-zom]

Thinking about it.

[Fake from State Jarm]

join me in the RIA rebellion, we have free t shirts and porn a cat that someone left in a box

[Pterrydactyl]

Actually, that's Schrodinger's box, and it's never been proven if the cat is actually still alive or not...

[Fake from State Jarm]

it purrs every time I sit on it

[Buck Turgidson]

My toilet purrs every time I shit on it.  Actually, yesterday I had a lactose-related outgassing that left my young children crying and wondering if the monster got me.  My wife said it sounded like an angry and frustrated tuba section.  My ass was appreciably warmer after the even, due to the high temperature of the gas, and also due to the friction generated by the long and sustained buttclapping that its passing generated.  The only visible manifestation from all of that noise was a single small sabot round that fired at transonic speed and splashed water all over my ass.  When it was all over, I was thankful that the porcelaine survived, and presumed that much of the projectile's energy was spent on deflection and ricochet.

I hope I have added something to this discussion.  In fact, this thread could be taken as a typical example of our culture's abilty to stay on topic.

[ZPO4O]

...what happened to my old history of the RIA?

[Delta1212]

I'm pretty sure it's still on the CN wiki.

[ZPO4O]

It better be damn it. That was a work of art.

[Shadow]

http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/History_of_the_Random_Insanity_Alliance#How_the_RIA_came_to_be_.28a_story_told_by_Zeep.29

[Mr_Cynic]

I could probably help.  But I won't.

[ZPO4O]

I love you shadow.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

ctrl-f "Kenny"

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[Buck Turgidson]

This history needs to me updated to reflect my verbose contributions over the years.  Especially as regards Holy Ruler.  Fuck, I was erudite there.  And funny in a far too intense sort of offensive way.

Also, Leo told me that RIA was just the letter L, E, and O in another order, and part of some mason code.  That should be in there too. 

There should be some talk about Zeep's house.  It was an exciting moment to have a landowner among us.

Something about Delta as the Angel of death who appears before every pixel massacre as a warning to the faithful.

Gangs, who during his tenure as HOR, actually managed to recruit people to our alliance.  That was a first.

Snowbound Milk should be ccommended for breaking ground with the first 3D avatar.  Fucking A.

C-Zom for shattering MK on our behalf.  Excellent double agent.

Pterrydactylhis for creating RIAllywood.

Moth for Moth.

And Llamavore's cantankerous repartee deserves mention, but he'll probably do it himself.  Without the letter 'A', but lots of T's to make up for it.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

C-Zom for shattering MK on our behalf.