Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Kenneth Kenstar on February 06, 2016, 09:36:42 pm
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lmagine this. You are attracted to women, Iike you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.
That's what life is like to me.
I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even really do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.
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I would discuss this, but
Rule 34
Rule 41
Rule 47
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Meh, you've posted this before. Get new material, hack.
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fuck this, im too inebriated to care, i skimmed what the computer geek with long blonde hair posted and i take it it has something to do with "waaaah waaaah women", im never gonna be happy because my perfect girl doesnt exist.
well kenny, i sail on the same boat.
lemme tell you some things about myself, unabashedly and rightfully boastfully.
Unlike leo, i get laid, quite often, im fairly pleasant looking, have a rather honorable career, and a penis size im happy with, i have a lovely family whom between what my late father did in his career, and i and my sister are doing in ours, are well provided for. i have a ps4, a ps3, a fairly upper mid range gaming pc, i play electric guitar, am competent at sports, am acceptably intelligent, aware of the day to days of the world at large.
superficially, i have a good life...
but i havent been in love since i was frikking 14...
how fucking sad is that, i have a scrawny ass friend who trips over his own feet and an ugly ass friend who'd qualify as a circus clown if he just painted his large nose red, both of whom have the perfect women in their lives. And since they're my best friends, i literally cannot bring myself to so much as fantasize about their women...literally...ive tried, i know....
I live an empty life, devoid of the one cliche that most romantic dramas become famous for, someone i can look at and say, "hell yeah, im willing to make it work with her."
so fuck you and your sexual caterwauling about women you want to bang who'd have had dust in their veins by the time you were born. MY problems are real man.
Im going to go drink some more and have an internal pseudo schizophrenic discussion on the secrets of the universe now.
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Unlike leo, i get laid, quite often
Wait, why you gotta pull me into this!?
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Unlike leo, i get laid, quite often
Wait, why you gotta pull me into this!?
youre special to me man. its love i tell you.
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Unlike leo, i get laid, quite often
Wait, why you gotta pull me into this!?
youre special to me man. its love i tell you.
It hurts, gangs. Sorry that I actually have standards.
(love ya buddy)
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damn Gangs, sorry you haven't meet 'The One' yet. at least it sounds like the rest of your life is in good order.
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And here I thought Gangs was in love with me...
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fuck this, im too inebriated to care, i skimmed what the computer geek with long blonde hair posted and i take it it has something to do with "waaaah waaaah women", im never gonna be happy because my perfect girl doesnt exist.
well kenny, i sail on the same boat.
lemme tell you some things about myself, unabashedly and rightfully boastfully.
Unlike leo, i get laid, quite often, im fairly pleasant looking, have a rather honorable career, and a penis size im happy with, i have a lovely family whom between what my late father did in his career, and i and my sister are doing in ours, are well provided for. i have a ps4, a ps3, a fairly upper mid range gaming pc, i play electric guitar, am competent at sports, am acceptably intelligent, aware of the day to days of the world at large.
superficially, i have a good life...
but i havent been in love since i was frikking 14...
how fucking sad is that, i have a scrawny ass friend who trips over his own feet and an ugly ass friend who'd qualify as a circus clown if he just painted his large nose red, both of whom have the perfect women in their lives. And since they're my best friends, i literally cannot bring myself to so much as fantasize about their women...literally...ive tried, i know....
I live an empty life, devoid of the one cliche that most romantic dramas become famous for, someone i can look at and say, "hell yeah, im willing to make it work with her."
so fuck you and your sexual caterwauling about women you want to bang who'd have had dust in their veins by the time you were born. MY problems are real man.
Im going to go drink some more and have an internal pseudo schizophrenic discussion on the secrets of the universe now.
Wait what's this part about dust in the veins
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man i dont even know...
im surprised i could even type last night without typos galore...
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I'm surprised you didn't drunk text me.
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I'm surprised you didn't drunk text me.
small letters on a small touchscreen + me last night = jo anABrha o kicw upi
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and a penis size im happy with
Also, just cause you're happy with a small penis, it doesn't mean the ladies are.
(I still love you)
(sometimes)
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Are Leo and gangs fucking
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Are Leo and gangs fucking
Must you make everything sound so crass?
Can two grown bronze men not enjoy each other's carnal company without it being labeled as something as crass as "fucking"?
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Can I watch?
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This could have been a nice topic
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It's a lovely topic. What's the goal of this topic though? Are we supposed to open up to liking what we can't have? Admitting fetishes? What we desire out of life? What we want sexually?
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His goal was to repost his own work in an effort to bury my clever response last time. Well, at least I laughed. Seriously fucking hilarious shit.