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Offline Kenneth Kenstar

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this is a safe place to admit this for me
« on: October 04, 2014, 04:32:39 pm »
lmagine this. You are attracted to women, Iike you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even really do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.
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Offline Kenneth Kenstar

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Re: this is a safe place to admit this for me
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2014, 04:33:39 pm »
Oh can someone change my title to Cactus Erectus. That would be cool. If not, I'd like to go back to RIAer.
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Re: this is a safe place to admit this for me
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2014, 04:34:50 pm »
Oh and this is topic 50000

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Re: this is a safe place to admit this for me
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2014, 04:37:14 pm »
Tyrannophilia is both curse and blessing
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Re: this is a safe place to admit this for me
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2014, 07:07:05 pm »
so loren is a dinosaur?
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« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2014, 07:26:54 pm »
Early on, I knew I would have to take care of myself on my own.
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Re: this is a safe place to admit this for me
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2014, 08:26:07 pm »
Quote from: Loren on October 04, 2014, 07:26:54 pm
Early on, I knew I would have to take care of myself on my own.
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Re: this is a safe place to admit this for me
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2014, 10:08:38 am »
where did you get this copypasta from, I must know the source
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Re: this is a safe place to admit this for me
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2014, 12:31:13 am »
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Re: this is a safe place to admit this for me
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2014, 12:35:53 am »
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Re: this is a safe place to admit this for me
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2014, 10:10:55 am »
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Re: this is a safe place to admit this for me
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