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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: SWAT128 on January 08, 2010, 10:06:27 pm

Title: I'm sick.
Post by: SWAT128 on January 08, 2010, 10:06:27 pm

Cheer me up guys.

Title: I'm sick.
Post by: Viper6525D on January 08, 2010, 10:37:35 pm

Pie and Ice Cream?

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f240/YellowLotus/Outdoors/100_3012.jpg)

Title: I'm sick.
Post by: Leo on January 08, 2010, 10:46:20 pm

My penis?

Title: I'm sick.
Post by: Electric Mango on January 08, 2010, 10:52:22 pm

My signature?

Title: I'm sick.
Post by: Viper6525D on January 08, 2010, 10:53:53 pm

The Red Light District?

Title: I'm sick.
Post by: Dontasemebro on January 08, 2010, 11:57:25 pm

I havent gotten any in a while.

Title: I'm sick.
Post by: Dontasemebro on January 08, 2010, 11:57:39 pm

Like since thanksgiving.

Title: I'm sick.
Post by: Electric Mango on January 09, 2010, 12:05:11 am

Here's some advice:

* Do the same chick you banged on Thanks Giving

* Get insanely drunk so you can acceptably lower your standards

* Turn gay

* Pay for it

* Be rich

* recruit

I know Leo has tried at least 1/2 of these w/ good results

Title: I'm sick.
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on January 09, 2010, 06:30:48 am

There's a girl...backroacks Tennessee
works in the factory
all day on the line, then she clocks out at five, finally

there's a bar
the boys treat her like a queen
she's the belle of the ball in blue jeans
and they all get a turn,
just to turn her around the floor
and they always want more

then they gang recruit her.