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Random lnsanity / I'M BORED
« on: September 23, 2009, 08:23:35 pm »
SO POST IN CAPS BECAUSE ITS CRUZE CONTROL FOR KOOL

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Random lnsanity / i am sad
« on: March 01, 2009, 12:10:59 am »
and its the bad kind of sad. i shouldn't feel like this, feel sad and like something bad is gonna happen.


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Random lnsanity / just got home
« on: November 25, 2008, 11:03:32 pm »
from watching all 3 LOTR extended versions at a friends house.... 13 and a half hours (thats with about 2 hours worth of breaks)

damn....the last one is long as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!

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Random lnsanity / this is just hilarious
« on: November 14, 2008, 12:47:01 pm »


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12) Spider-man Kills Mary Jane with his Radioactive Semen, Spider-man: Reign

  Spider-man: Reign is a four-issue mini-series by writer/artist Kaare Andrews that is forthrightly an attempt to wedge Spider-man into the equivalent of a Dark Knight Returns dystopian story. How forthright? Why, there is a character named “Miller Jansen” featured in the book. It seems that at no point did anyone involved sit down and think about whether or not grim n’ gritty Spider-man was at all a good idea, or what the point of such an endeavor would be. Somebody at Marvel just wanted old, dark future Spidey.

  Where DKR is a trailblazing classic, Reign is a derivative little ball of failure. The plot is at heart a generic “Spider-man’s villains team up to kill him” story drenched in ridiculously maudlin post-9/11 fear-mongering. Set 35 years in the future, Reign has a hilariously ancient J. Jonah Jameson push an over-sixty Peter Parker into becoming Spider-man again. It’s all part of a bizarre, nonsensical scheme to defeat a fascist government that’s taken over New York. Along the way there’s nonsense involving robot zombie Dr. Octopus, a laser killer death web projected around New York, and an impossibly stupid Dubya stand-in who works for Venom-as-Dick-Cheney.

  What makes Reign memorably stupid instead of just forgettable is the truly, fantastically ridiculous backstory the whole thing hinges on. Throughout the book, our aging Peter Parker keeps having deranged visions of his long-dead wife Mary Jane. Later we find out that it’s not enough for him to be wracked by guilt because he was out fighting crime when she died of cancer; no, he also had to cause her cancer. Specifically, Spider-man gave Mary Jane cancer by tragically shooting her up repeatedly with his horrible radioactive Spider-Semen. His horrible radioactive Spider-Semen.




That’s not tragic. That shit is fucking hilarious. In fact, Reign could have worked really well as a Spider-man DKR parody, sort of in the Marvel Zombies vein. I mean, there’s a scene where Spider-man punches his way out of a coffin while singing the lyrics to his own '60s cartoon theme. A bit where J. Jonah Jameson is the pastor of a weird religion that believes in masks and bells. Peter even confesses his angst to Mary Jane’s corpse while a Doctor Octopus that consists of a rotting corpse attached to still-sentient robot arms looks on! That is totally the stuff of wicked black comedy. Unfortunately, Reign was content to be a shitty, dead-serious action showpiece with the concluding issues given over to stupid brawls, and the whole plot is resolved by Spider-man getting hold of a detonator that lets him blow up a building that is conveniently full of all the bad guys. This symbolizes, uh… freedom? Something? Fuck.

source: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/the_12...besides_the.php

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Random lnsanity / MOTH!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!!!!
« on: November 04, 2008, 06:28:21 pm »
srsly, I'm playing a game, I then notice movement on my headphones cord just in my peripheral vision. it scares the shit out of me. and guess who it is, you moth!!!

* points finger accusingly at moth*

I'll give you 10min to get out of my room and house before i kill you like the bug you are.






just look at you...just sitting on my headphone cord, all smug and acting like nothing is wrong. with your little antennas barely moving, trying to sense if there is any fear coming from me. I wont give you that satisfaction moth. oh no i wont, because all you'll sense is the rage for you coming in my room unannounced and with out permission. Oh the rage must be over whelming you by now, with me just seething of it, and with me just glaring at you evilly thinking of all the torture i can do to you. oh, just think if my dad hadn't let go of that black widow we had found, oh you would die a slow and horrible death and i would enjoy watching you suffer and slowly die from the venom. I would laugh and laugh for hours and video tape the whole thing and post it here so all of our fellow RIAers can watch as one of there most beloved members is killed and eaten by a black widow. just imagine the looks on there faces when they see you in your final death rattle and the last breath escapes from you. it would be EPIC.

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Random lnsanity / metal heads
« on: October 17, 2008, 08:35:18 pm »
post all the metal bands that you can, they can be of any kind of genre of metal too.

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Random lnsanity / to delta1212
« on: August 25, 2008, 11:16:34 pm »


tis true

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Random lnsanity / desktop backgrounds.
« on: August 25, 2008, 10:28:04 pm »
here's mine:

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s126/dester55/Untitled.jpg

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Random lnsanity / posting from my badass computer
« on: August 11, 2008, 08:44:29 pm »
if anyone knows how to get my bookmarks from my old computer onto this one tell me now.


I'll put the specs down later.

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Random lnsanity / war on drugz
« on: April 07, 2008, 11:51:01 am »
my friend keeps telling me to post this crap so I'm doing it to shut him up.

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the penn & teller vids got a lot of profanity but thats to be expected. Besides that, very good information, that i feel needs to be distributed and then contemplated.
 
 Penn & teller war on drugs 1-3
 
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okfCx5xAK2M

 
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=128M6IK2O6M&NR=1

 
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTYasroSE-U&feature=related

 
 
 clergy speak out on war on drugs
 
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozJ-ccVrPkI&feature=related

 
 
 quotes:
 
 "Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves."
 Ronald Reagan
 U.S. President
 
 "So long as large sums of money are involved - and they are bound to be if drugs are illegal - it is literally impossible to stop the traffic, or even to make a serious reduction in its scope."
 
 "Our emphasis here is based not only on the growing seriousness of drug-related crimes, but also on the belief that relieving our police and our courts from having to fight losing battles against drugs will enable their energies and facilities to be devoted more fully to combating other forms of crime. We would thus strike a double blow: reduce crime activity directly, and at the same time increase the efficacy of law enforcement and crime prevention."
 Milton Friedman
 Nobel prize winner
 "Tyranny of the Status Quo"
 
 "Except for the harms associated with smoking, the adverse effects of marijuana use are within the range of effects tolerated for other medications."
 
 "There is no conclusive evidence that the drug effects of marijuana are causally linked to the subsequent abuse of other illicit drugs."
 Report of the Institute of Medicine
 for the Office of National Drug Control Policy
 Marijuana and Medicine: Assessing the Science Base
 17 March 1999
 
 Just as bootleggers were forced out of business in 1933 when Prohibition was repealed, making the sale of liquor legal (thus eliminating racketeering), the legalization of drugs would put drug dealers out of business. It would also guarantee government-approved quality, and the tax on drugs would provide an ongoing source of revenue for drug-education programs. An added plus: there would be far less crowding in our prisons due to drug-related crimes. It's something to consider.
 -Abigail Van Buren
 
 "Mistrust those in whom the urge to punish is strong."
 Friedrich Nietzsche
 German philosopher (1844-1900)
 
 Spread the news. Contemplate the facts.
 
 MAJOR EDIT: 5:18 eastern april 6th
 
 
 Here are some other video's i found recently that are very interesting
 
 History of marijuana part 1
 
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGKeq2HrBxA&feature=related

 
 Part 2
 
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYlpj7_ZeI8&feature=related

 
 Part 3
 
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0-nMykuk2k&feature=related

 
 Part 4
 
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwGABx1AsIM&feature=related

 
 Part 5
 
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZIuBiQIoIo&feature=related

 
 Part 6 (watch Nixon suck at bowling, then tell me about Obama)
 
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0dPWtqcYvk&feature=related

 
 Part 7
 
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMIGXOp4kdw&feature=related

 
 And finally, part 8
 
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDV_FiyA9pE&feature=related
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Random lnsanity / The story of Mudkips
« on: March 19, 2008, 09:13:36 am »

                     Mudkips were coolly brought to the 4chan table of love when this story with Copypasta-ed onto the site.
 
 Today being Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Kmeowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.
 
 "So I heard you like Mudkips..." "Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and."
 
 Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.
 
 Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but meow that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.
 
 I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was meow a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.
 
 I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.
 
 A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.
 
 So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.
 
 I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.
 
 So I ask you: do you like Mudkips?

          I hath heardth that thou liketh kips of the mud.
 Mudkips. I heard you like them.


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Random lnsanity / My new hero.....
« on: March 19, 2008, 09:07:08 am »
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n161/skeptic_01/mudkip.jpg

















>_>













<_<

















dont ask

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Random lnsanity / mudkipz
« on: February 08, 2008, 07:59:07 pm »


they exist

that is all

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Random lnsanity / Actor Heath Ledger found dead
« on: January 22, 2008, 04:08:50 pm »

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I'll give you some pr0nz, but only if you prove to me your 16 or older........      


I am SERIOUS.

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Random lnsanity / post what you got for Christmas
« on: December 25, 2007, 11:38:00 am »
First of all, Merry Christmas.


now, this is what i got:

Computer Tower
Hard drive 500GB
3 pounds of popcorn and candy
Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles
Some magic cards
gift cards
headphones
axe body wash
some gift cards and money.


then i just ordered My DVD burner thats going to go with the computer I'm building just a few minutes ago.



so what'd you people get?

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Random lnsanity / this game=addicting
« on: December 21, 2007, 08:42:18 pm »
http://www.eyezmaze.com/grow/cube/

i cant stop playing it. i cant beat it either

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Tech Trades / 100 tech now
« on: December 21, 2007, 04:09:25 pm »
or in 10 days, 1.5 mill for per 50 tech, I'd prefer to have 2 people so i can get the tech faster.

sign up here and make sure you have at least 1 aid slot open. K?

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Random lnsanity / Attention: computer geek like people
« on: December 17, 2007, 09:30:28 am »
I NEED A KICK ASS VIDEO CARD that some where between $125-$200 nvidea or ATI preferably SLI supported and vista supported. i aslo want it to kick ass into at least close to the end of 2008.


Get looking and i will give a prize/ early Christmas present to whoever finds me the best one.




i would also like links to newegg if possible.

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