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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: smeeth on July 06, 2007, 11:51:39 pm

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Post by: smeeth on July 06, 2007, 11:51:39 pm: go to church on Sunday. Just for lulz. I think it'll be fun to listen how I'm going to hell if I don't believe in God for 2 hours.
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Post by: 1ofkind on July 07, 2007, 12:35:18 am: Quote from: smeeth
go to church on Sunday. Just for lulz. I think it'll be fun to listen how I'm going to hell if I don't believe in God for 2 hours.

Today Christianity's present seems completely alienated from its past, and most people are religious, because they're fucking arrogant. Last night remembering the last words of christ gave me an haunting awakening - "Forgive them God. They know not what they are doing".

Retrospect I have never herd of a church preaching what you claim they will before, and I do actually enjoy listening to a priest, and the reading from the bible. Usually they'll bring up an current event, try a new joke or two, and try to speak about trying to help us affect the world positively like those early Christians who did, and helped spread this religion to the point where it has gotten thousands of years ago.
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Post by: smeeth on July 07, 2007, 09:00:17 am: Wow... This has taken a turn for the serious. Hmmmm... Not what I wanted at all. But I should go to work naked once just for the lulz.
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Post by: Kaiser on July 07, 2007, 12:37:26 pm: Just go to work... But don't wear any pants. Wear your apron so they won't know at first then when they notice hilarity insue's.
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Post by: Fortress on July 07, 2007, 01:02:25 pm: Quote from: 1ofkind
Quote from: smeeth
go to church on Sunday. Just for lulz. I think it'll be fun to listen how I'm going to hell if I don't believe in God for 2 hours.

Today Christianity's present seems completely alienated from its past, and most people are religious, because they're fucking arrogant. Last night remembering the last words of christ gave me an haunting awakening - "Forgive them God. They know not what they are doing".

Retrospect I have never herd of a church preaching what you claim they will before, and I do actually enjoy listening to a priest, and the reading from the bible. Usually they'll bring up an current event, try a new joke or two, and try to speak about trying to help us affect the world positively like those early Christians who did, and helped spread this religion to the point where it has gotten thousands of years ago.

That's pretty much how my church works. I was wondering what kind of "fire and brimstone" church would still exist...
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Post by: schneereich on July 07, 2007, 02:21:49 pm: i wonder if diet water works as well as normal water for putting out the fires of hell... raising the issue of holy water. is it really any better or is it just a scam like those hebrew national hot dogs? *checks to make sure this is the random insanity forum* *posts*
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Post by: smeeth on July 07, 2007, 04:39:42 pm: I haven't been to church in like 7 years.
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Post by: evil greg guy on July 07, 2007, 06:39:39 pm: i have NEVER been to church, well, mainly cause im atheist but w/e
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Post by: hb20c on July 07, 2007, 11:38:04 pm: hey your name's off tenacious D!
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Post by: smeeth on July 08, 2007, 12:00:24 am: Quote from: hb20c
hey your name's off tenacious D!
Whose name is?
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Post by: Castille on July 08, 2007, 01:20:57 am: u can have diet water>?
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Post by: Fortress on July 08, 2007, 11:09:03 am: Holy water is good for burning zombies.
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Post by: Vector on July 08, 2007, 12:29:08 pm: diet water = water that has drugs in it = scam