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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: 1ofkind on February 15, 2009, 11:04:45 am

Title: This Is Me Fucking Around!
Post by: 1ofkind on February 15, 2009, 11:04:45 am
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Title: This Is Me Fucking Around!
Post by: zblewski on February 16, 2009, 01:35:14 pm
What kind of fucking camera do you have?

Also, your feet are pink.
Title: This Is Me Fucking Around!
Post by: 1ofkind on February 16, 2009, 07:28:51 pm
Digital one 4 picz: samsung tl43 HD

Oh I feel mad for forgetting to step into my kick
Title: This Is Me Fucking Around!
Post by: Jac on February 16, 2009, 08:52:03 pm
Few things,
1. How old are you?
2. How much did the bags cost you?
3. Meet me in Indianapolis, I'll bring the tacos, you bring the mountain dew, and well have our selfs a good old fashion MMA fight.
Title: This Is Me Fucking Around!
Post by: Dontasemebro on February 16, 2009, 10:02:28 pm
but can you have sex with your girl up against a wall, holding her up using nothing but your strength and friction against the wall?
Title: This Is Me Fucking Around!
Post by: Leo on February 17, 2009, 03:23:57 pm
Quote from: Dontasemebro
but can you have sex with your girl up against a wall, holding her up using nothing but your strength and friction against the wall?
Lube helps reduce friction if you're having a problem with that.
Title: This Is Me Fucking Around!
Post by: Electric Mango on February 17, 2009, 05:23:19 pm
Quote from: Dontasemebro
but can you have sex with your girl up against a wall, holding her up using nothing but your strength and friction against the wall?


I can hold my girl up with just my huge erect penis.
Title: This Is Me Fucking Around!
Post by: Leo on February 17, 2009, 09:33:49 pm
Quote from: Electric Mango
Quote from: Dontasemebro
but can you have sex with your girl up against a wall, holding her up using nothing but your strength and friction against the wall?


I can hold my girl up with just my huge erect penis.
Yeah, well, I can hold your girl up AND you with just my penis regardless if it is erect or not.
Title: This Is Me Fucking Around!
Post by: 1ofkind on February 17, 2009, 10:33:40 pm
My girlfriend gained some weight so holding her up is hard alone. She used to be fucking skinny, and bonerific, but she's still sexy even though she's now chubby. I enjoy her a lot actually.

I thought that she was pregnant before, but she was just gaining weight.

I'm 20 by the way bitch, and I was trying to arrange a fight club.

MMA is typically a flaw for some parts, because muay thai can't be incorporated with floor - grappling work at all, because of the different way muay thai fighter go about fighting up close which usually ends the fight instantly as soon as fighters enter the clinch range:


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Muay thai fights are different, and even that shit you're seeing in the lumpini stadium, is somewhat churched. People used to die at a high rate in matches, and today just blood flies. You don't see that in the UFC, but you do see men in tight shorts trying to hug each other's arm or leg sockets out of place.

Sorry I do this rambling
Title: This Is Me Fucking Around!
Post by: Jac on February 18, 2009, 08:55:59 pm
Your only a few years older then me ;_; . Anyway any form of martia arts can be incorporated into mma,  muay thai for example means you don't have to go to the ground, just give a few face kicks when they go for something. I do taekwondo, but they don't teach much in the whole ground work department thats why I take an mma too. I knew about the high death rates of muay thai fights, but that was because they were muay thai fights from Thailand, where they didn't end till someone died. Thats why mma companies have rules now, so that they don't kill each other, same with muay thai fights now.
Title: This Is Me Fucking Around!
Post by: Jac on February 18, 2009, 08:57:40 pm
                                                                 
Title: This Is Me Fucking Around!
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on February 18, 2009, 10:22:45 pm
I think mma in UFC is still governed by the same rules used on the distinct ma styles. the mix of mma in UFC is not the mix of mma used for actual hand to hand combat. I guess you'd mix the moves based on what you wanted to do to someone in what context, and if you're fighting in a league, what the rules of the league allow. and wouldn't anytime someone uses more than one martial art at the same time be considered mma?

I like UFC because the fights are varied... strictly boxing is boring imo.
Title: This Is Me Fucking Around!
Post by: 1ofkind on February 23, 2009, 10:24:10 am
Boxing is very boring, and sort of stupid.

Top three common MT KOs:

1. concussion
2. broken jaw
3. fractured rib

Title: This Is Me Fucking Around!
Post by: Jac on February 26, 2009, 10:07:07 pm
Which is why I love Martial Arts.
Title: This Is Me Fucking Around!
Post by: 1ofkind on February 27, 2009, 05:13:31 pm
MT, isn't a martial art, but is recognized as a science. Around the way it's called the science of eight limbs. Very coo