The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

[The Angry Alien]

Granted, but someone else who wished for giant hands comes and eats you.

I wish Vatican City would create a globally reconized noodle.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but someone else who wished for giant hands comes and eats you.

I wish Vatican City would create a globally reconized noodle.

If thats the case, doesnt that neutralize my giant hands wish corruption?

Oh well.

Granted, but then I ruin it b/c I like Italian! They taste like chicken! @_X

I wish for an Irish coffee.

[The Angry Alien]

If thats the case, doesnt that neutralize my giant hands wish corruption?

In short: No

Granted, but they can't seem to keep the Beer out...

I wish for Egypt to make a globally reconized noodle.

[Jenne]

Granted, but it's made of sand.

I wish Zitan would come up with something new to wish for.

[The Angry Alien]

Granted...

I wish Egypt would make a globally reconized sandwich (don't go for the cheap shot)

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but we still go for the cheap shot...I use my giant hands to eat the sandwich (Ha, your own logic used against you)

I wish for the insanity to never end!

[The Angry Alien]

I use my giant hands to eat the sandwich (Ha, your own logic used against you)

Hah, you lost your Giant Hands when you became a Sandwich, so your logic is unlogical making my logic undeniable.

^This is the type of insanity you are stuck with

I wish Viper would realize that he has regular-sized hands, and that Turkey made a globally reconized sandwich (don't you dare...)

[Jenne]

Granted.  Then Viper puts two fingers in the stink, then feeds you  the sandwhich.

I with there was a team in the world series I could root for.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but then they get totally destroyed in the World Series so badly, that the team owner is forced to sell the team.

I wish the Phillies win the World Series ( I wanna win my bet)

Also, i dont like the Phills. I hate them,...just hate the Yanks more

[Jenne]

Granted, but they end up having to forefit game 7 and the Yankees win anyway.

I with Pedro was my daddy.


I'm with you on the Yankees.  I really hate them.  And, being a Mets fan, I can't really root for the Phillies.  I guess I have to root NL.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but then he sells you for a cigarette...its a prison joke.

I wish I can knock over  into the ocean...idk why i said that.

[The Angry Alien]

I will not grant that

I wish wherever Viper lived got destroyed by an Anti-Matter Bomb

[Jenne]

Granted, but all the old people survive and move into your town.  (this was to Viper, but it works for either)

I wish my Wii Rockband controllers worked with Guitar Hero

[The Angry Alien]

Granted, but all the old people survive and move into your town.

My town is all old people

Granted, but a legal mistake is found and Guitar Hero is shut down forever and copies of the game become illegal, so only Roack Band is allowed by law.

I wish the old people moved to Viper's town

[Jenne]

That's fine, I just want to play GH Metallica anyway...

Granted, but all the hippies move to your town.

I wish my puppy would stop growling at her reflection in the window.  (No "she dies" jokes)

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but then it gets sucked into the mirror, by your opposite in some reverse world, b/c in reality, she was scaring them away.

I wish for pie.

EDIT: Damn i was late. No real time to react to your wish Jenne.

[Fake from State Jarm]

its RECOGNIZED

with a G

[Viper6525D]

On second thought....

I wish llamavore was in the pit of death for breaking the combo of the game.

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

[Jenne]

Granted, but you are in there too, and you both get recruited by a wild snorlax.

I wish for a donation

[Viper6525D]

Granted. Heres a dollar, minus taxes, delivery, and postage, you get about 13 cents.

Unfortunately, now it gets lost in the mail.

Now I wish for pie...a pie of Death!