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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 16, 2012, 09:15:18 pm

Title: "I don't see why you don't want to just stay (at my house)"
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 16, 2012, 09:15:18 pm
Maybe it's because you have a boyfriend now. That wouldn't be awkward at all.
Title: Re: "I don't see why you don't want to just stay (at my house)"
Post by: Leo on October 16, 2012, 10:48:22 pm
As long as you're getting regular sex, it's not awkward at all.
Title: Re: "I don't see why you don't want to just stay (at my house)"
Post by: Jenne on October 16, 2012, 10:59:19 pm
It's only awkward if he wants to watch.
Title: Re: "I don't see why you don't want to just stay (at my house)"
Post by: Arsenal 10 on October 17, 2012, 12:31:30 am
Is someone angry that they might have to pay more rent?
Title: Re: "I don't see why you don't want to just stay (at my house)"
Post by: Leo on October 17, 2012, 01:11:39 am
Is someone angry that they might have to pay more rent?
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Title: Re: "I don't see why you don't want to just stay (at my house)"
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 17, 2012, 02:40:46 am
It's only awkward if he wants to watch.

No.  It's only awkward if he wants to pay you to let him watch.
Title: Re: "I don't see why you don't want to just stay (at my house)"
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 17, 2012, 05:19:07 pm
I won't get any of that.
Title: Re: "I don't see why you don't want to just stay (at my house)"
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 18, 2012, 10:53:01 am
tell her you love her, that should help
Title: Re: "I don't see why you don't want to just stay (at my house)"
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 18, 2012, 11:04:13 am
Tell her you love him.
Title: Re: "I don't see why you don't want to just stay (at my house)"
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 18, 2012, 12:32:02 pm
tell her you love her, that should help

Not when she's all gaga over this other guy.
Title: Re: "I don't see why you don't want to just stay (at my house)"
Post by: Arsenal 10 on October 18, 2012, 05:35:44 pm
tell her you love her, that should help
Someone potd this man. I would, but :effort:
Title: Re: "I don't see why you don't want to just stay (at my house)"
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 19, 2012, 02:13:28 am
Ask him if he wants to go for a threesome, like you used to do with her and her last boyfriend.  That'll drive him off, then you can have her back.  But she will probably think you're queer.
Title: Re: "I don't see why you don't want to just stay (at my house)"
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 19, 2012, 03:02:12 am
tell her you love her, that should help

Not when she's all gaga over this other guy.

I meant it jokingly; either she takes it seriously and goes crazy thinking if she should leave the guy, or she stops bothering you with inappropriate offers. as long as you contradict it by being completely casual with her and moving on to other relationships it's a win win. if it were true though, I suppose that would be another matter.

/endllamavoreshorriblerelationshipadvice

tell her you love her, that should help
Someone potd this man. I would, but :effort:
I would too, but :llamavore:
Title: Re: "I don't see why you don't want to just stay (at my house)"
Post by: Arsenal 10 on October 19, 2012, 03:56:09 am
If I used twitter and llama had a relationship account/stream/whateverthefuckyoucallit, I would follow it.
Title: Re: "I don't see why you don't want to just stay (at my house)"
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 19, 2012, 04:51:46 am
He's on LinkedIn.  Llama is all business.
Title: Re: "I don't see why you don't want to just stay (at my house)"
Post by: Arsenal 10 on October 19, 2012, 05:28:47 am
I don't really know what LinkedIn is...
Title: Re: "I don't see why you don't want to just stay (at my house)"
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 19, 2012, 06:15:55 am
something I'm not on
Title: Re: "I don't see why you don't want to just stay (at my house)"
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 19, 2012, 06:33:05 am
Bullshit.  I found your alt:

http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=100774076&authType=NAME_SEARCH&authToken=npkV&locale=en_US&srchid=9e700775-a578-4e81-bceb-d4f4b87bd33b-0&srchindex=4&srchtotal=145&goback=%2Efps_PBCK_captain+kangaroo_ (http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=100774076&authType=NAME_SEARCH&authToken=npkV&locale=en_US&srchid=9e700775-a578-4e81-bceb-d4f4b87bd33b-0&srchindex=4&srchtotal=145&goback=%2Efps_PBCK_captain+kangaroo_)*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*2_*1_Y_*1_*1_*1_false_1_R_*1_*51_*1_*51_true_*2_*2_*2_*2_*2_*2_*2_*2_*2_*2_*2_*2_*2_*2_*2_*2_*2_*2_*2_*2_*2&pvs=ps&trk=pp_profile_name_link
Title: Re: "I don't see why you don't want to just stay (at my house)"
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 20, 2012, 01:35:15 am
can't believe I registered with them just so I could see that. time I'll never get back