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Random lnsanity / Dear RIA: Check out my Computer Build
« on: August 01, 2010, 06:41:26 am »
So, I just sold my laptop and I am gonna get a desktop. I'm building it myself because it's better that way.


Current Components:
Rosewill CHALLENGER black gaming ATX mid with 3 fans http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16811147153
Tuniq Potency PSU-POT550-BK 550W ATX12V/EPS12V SLI Ready CrossFire Ready 80+ http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16817611006
GIGABYTE GA-P55M-UD2 LGA 1156 Intel P55 Micro ATX Intel Motherboard http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813128405
Intel i7 860 2.80GHz
HIS H577FK1GD Radeon HD 5770 (Juniper XT) 1GB http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814161338
Western Digital Caviar Black WD5001AALS 500GB 7200 RPM SATA 3.0Gb http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16811147153
LITE-ON CD/DVD Burner - Bulk Black SATA Model iHAS124-04 - OEM http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16827106289

Anyway, I'm keeping it at $800-ish

This computer will be running Win7 and Hackintosh. Components ARE compatible with Apple (at least I'm 89% sure). ATi's are about to be supported by Apple since their new iMacs (read:OVERPRICED SHIT) use it, so I'm good on that.

This will be my first build, any advice?? What else do I need? I'm a bit unsure whether i'll fry something if i mess with something. Any help would be appreciated! (For Gaming, photoshop, web design and obviously intertubes)

 :v

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Random lnsanity / So, I got another car...
« on: February 05, 2010, 09:49:32 pm »
ya. so gave my 02 neon to my father and i got this (it used to be my brother's)

i plan on doing some cosmetic changes to it. here's what i'm thinking:


wash it, lol it's been raining
new wheels
new gauges
maybe remove the letters that say "ECLIPSE" on the tail lights.
maybe dye/reupholster the seats black
i'm 30-70 in repainting the bottom white parts to black on the interior


whatchathunk?


http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/5528/img0186nk.jpg

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/7500/img0184jn.jpg

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/3500/img0190iz.jpg

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/7118/img0185f.jpg


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Random lnsanity / Random Insanity FMLs?
« on: August 28, 2009, 01:07:28 am »
Today, I thought my class was in the 4th floor of a college building. /Running late, I ran the stairs all the way to the top, only to figure out I was in the wrong building. I ran down the stairs, then to the other building, then up those stairs and into the classroom. Once I got through the door, I was mauled by a bobcat, FML.


True Story (well, most of it)

your turn.

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Random lnsanity / Me>>>>>you
« on: July 24, 2009, 08:39:19 pm »
MEMBER NUMBAH TWO!



i was just looking at the old boards and i noticed that i was/am member number 2 which i totally forgot. so this is a reminder for myself and all of you. also, suck it EL and Shadow.

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Random lnsanity / THIS IS 1943!
« on: July 13, 2009, 10:26:57 pm »
Hi, my name is Crunka/Javier.

If you have Battlefield 1943 on XBL and like long walks on the beach then add me so we can play together sometime and maybe more...?


GT: Gronka Lonka

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Random lnsanity / Dear RIA: I present you: my band
« on: June 24, 2009, 03:30:13 am »
Hey guys, this is my band, The Color of Music and you should listen because  






inb4yoursingersucks



i think it's an acquired taste.

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Random lnsanity / anyone listen to caP'n Jazz?
« on: May 03, 2009, 09:33:29 pm »
i've listened to them for a few years now. i swear they get better and better every time i listen to them.


i just asked in case there's any other fans of this great 90's band that shaped a lot of music and people out there, including my own.

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Random lnsanity / Dear RIA: Time to whore myself
« on: March 15, 2009, 11:57:44 am »
CHECK OUT MY FLICKR!


http://www.flickr.com/photos/25deep/


hey guys, photography is one of my many hobbies. I have a Canon A570IS (that's a Point & Shoot), because I don't have much money but I make the best of it. Right now I'm looking to buy a used DSLR in the range of $100-$250, which is probably impossible. but anyway, i'd appreciate any feedback.

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Random lnsanity / Dear RIA, something to laugh at
« on: January 03, 2009, 10:31:48 pm »
E 74 is the code i read on my screen when i turned on my 360 as the lower right light flashed a blood red.


so, i still have warranty, however, microsoft does not cover 1 ring, only the 3RROD. it would cost me $100 to fix it.


here's my options:

A: pay $100 and send it to M$ (safest)
B: pay ~$50 and have a local store fix it (fastest)
C: overheat my 360 until i get the 3RROD and M$ has to fix it for free (cheapest)
D: mandatory Florida

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Random lnsanity / should i duel E W?
« on: January 01, 2009, 06:29:28 pm »
he sent me a message asking me...

"uh, no nukes, no navy, most infra damage loses, war goes on for however long you want, anarchy is automatic loss. Spies, CMs, Aircraft, and Ground allowed. I'll stop if you ask, and vice versa."


yay or nay?



THIS COUNTS AS ASKING FOR PERMISSION TO MY LEADERS.

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Random lnsanity / Dear RIA: i just took the SAT
« on: December 07, 2008, 04:27:44 pm »
they weren't that hard, just tedious. i mean, 5 hours of testing is a lot. but anyway...


ask me anything...

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Random lnsanity / DO NOT EAT PRINGLES FAT FREE POTATO CHIPS.
« on: November 24, 2008, 05:12:37 am »
Original Post from craigslist:  http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/182862349.html

Quote
Don't even fucking say a word. I like potato chips, and can't eat them very much or I'll get fat.

I tried out these Pringles Fat-Free chips because they were super low-cal. BBQ flavor. the fuck.

The can said they had 70 calories per serving, which meant the whole can had 490 calories inside total. I could munch through a can in a day with my lunch, dinner, etc. So I got several cans, and began enjoying one a day for the past four days. But what they dont fucking tell you...

Except in tiny print you cant read without a fucking electron microscope

...is that the primary ingredient is something called "olean" which I have since learned is Latin for "Unwashable & Indestructible Ass Grease."

Oh Yeah. I'm not even kidding.

So today, while I'm standing in the living room debating whether or not Laundry or Dishes will get done first, I get the urge to fart. I live alone, so sweet. I let the honk loose and its wrong. Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind, and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a fart wrapped in a pillow.

Oh yes, something was very wrong. I had just shat myself. But this evil olean makes shitting yourself sound almost like a regular fart, and had I not been particularly attentive, it could easily have gone unnoticed, I'm telling you. THAT's how utterly covert and evil this olean stuff is. What the fuck?! What if I'd gone out to hang with friends or gone for a drive, what then?

So I walk carefully to the bathroom and disrobe. before I even sit on the toilet, I wad paper and carefully wipe from the front. Sure enough, it was light brown, and had the texture of soft spackle. You fucking Pringle bastards.

I sat down and pushed a bit, and lo, out came a jet that I didnt even feel an urge for one minute earlier. It piled in the bowl like brown marshmallow fluff.

The problem rose when I tried to wipe. I went through a whole fucking roll of TP and could not get it all off me. So.

I jumped in the shower. Yep, its gross, but it had to be done. There I stood, water pouring down, cheeks spread, and using my own hand to make certain I'm clean.

That was when I discovered that after using my hand to wipe myself (before I soaped the area) my hand came back covered in some sort of transparent grease. It was so fucking foul. The grease made water bead off my hand. It was tacky too, and very difficult to manage.

So I grabbed the bar of saop and went to work.

You fucking Pringle bastards.

The bar of soap came away coated in grease as well, and would no longer wash. I had to turn the water to hot and massage the soap for five minutes to get it to the point where I could use it again. It took me an hour to get the fucking grease off my pucker. I shudder to think of what its doing INSIDE ME right now, but I will damned sure never eat that shit again.

Fucking Pringle bastards.

This is where the joke about "anal leakage" came from. its real. Fuck Pringles.

    * this is in or around ANAL LEAKAGE, ANYBODY?

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Random lnsanity / Dear RIA: I HATE A.R.
« on: November 03, 2008, 08:26:40 pm »
those of you who have to suffer because of this understand what i'm talking about.


since my town is full of illiterates (including my retarded teachers), they started using this software (by Renaissance) to try to force you to read.

apparently you take the Stroking Test (a general reading quiz), then they give you a score, that is your "reading range level." it ranges from 1-12. i took the quiz and got a range of 5.0-13.0. that means i can read books that have a score within that range. they score the books depending on pages and whatnot (Macbeth=4.0|Nancy Drew=5.0). because i'm fucking stupid i did well on the quiz and now have to read 25 pts worth of books in 6 weeks.


IT IS TOTAL ox.


Don't get me wrong, I love reading, it's just that they're forcing me to read. They make reading a chore and a task rather than a form of entertainment. I hate it.


does AR sound like a fucking steaming pile of turd to anyone else?

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Random lnsanity / Pong = Humanitie's Greatest Achievement?
« on: October 13, 2008, 05:35:07 pm »
http://www.gamefaqs.com/coinop/arcade/review/R13587.html

Review by Mr Flunchy
"A mirror in which the horrible face of humanity is reflected."

Pong - the original game. This can be credited with the birth of the games industry as we know it. However, beneath its smooth white lines lies mess of complex psychological issues, and possibly, the meaning of life itself.

Story

I already know what you’re thinking, ‘Pong + Story = eh?’ and you’re right. At first glance Pong may seem just a basic tennis game, but there is so much more to it than this. There are two bats, which are controlled by players, a ball, and a net. These ingredients add up to a thrilling paradox.

In traditional Western themes, the public is forced to emphasise with the hero battling against a much larger foe. For example a lone man vs. a corporation. Not so in Pong. The player here is forced, by the games very design to take on the role of the oppressor, or ‘bat’ and to forcibly control the path of the ball. The ball represents the traditional ‘Hollywood’ protagonist. By subtly reversing these roles, the players are indoctrinated into a role that is trying to set up an almost totalitarian control of the game board, and to completely dominate their opponents.

The game can also be seen to show man’s desire to break free. The balls bouncing to and fro can be seen as the human spirit trying to escape from the pre-set confines of it’s world. And when it does break free (symbolically through human error) it is simply placed in exactly the same situation for eternity.

This games ultimate message is that, no matter what mankind might do, they are constantly trapped by their own doings.

10/10

Gameplay
The way this game is played is simply divine. Two players, be they friends, lovers or relations are pitched against each other. The only way that this game can be played is against an opponent, therefore forcing the player into a cycle of conflict.

Ironically for such a violence inducing game, Pong can be played with one hand. This brings to mind various films in which ‘macho men’ posture against each other and brag about being able to ‘beat their opponent with one hand tied behind their back’. However, the first such machine of this type was placed in a bar, the one-handed design facilitates the consumption of alcohol, and this also leads to a cycle of despair and ultimately death.

You bounce the ball backwards and forwards, backwards and forwards. The only way for the game to end is the capacity for human error. This seems to me to be an allegory for the Cold War. The creator of this game, visionary Nolan, grew up during this time of unease. Nuclear war was just one slip of a finger away, and so, in this game, disaster is just one step away.

10/10

Graphics
This game looks superb. The style brings to mind the works of Marcel Duchamp, Ulrich Ruckriem and Donald Judd. The sharp contours educate the eye and at the same time torture it. These paradoxical effects only serve to heighten the sense of cultural ennui experienced when playing this game.

Ironically the ball is square. This shows that visionary Nolan was trying to appeal to the outcasts in society. Indeed it is often said that they feel like a square peg being forced into a round hole. Here they can emphasise with the ball, bounced around by society and not of it’s correct shape.

The monochromatic colour of this game gives it a sombre look. Visionary Nolan is obviously trying to addict players by giving them the illusion that they are ridding the world of darkness. The player can control three things, the ball, and the two bats, as they move them they uncover the light, however, as soon as they try to move the three variables for their own ends their sphere of light decreases. This damning condemnation of Western culture is indicative of visionary Nolan’s rampant Communist ideals.
10/10

Sound
The sound in this game also runs along minimalist lines, there are two sounds. Beep and boop. While sounding like a small selection of sounds, he game uses them very effectively. The constant repetition of ‘Beep’ is offset by the occasional introduction of ‘Boop’

The overall effect created runs along a surreal parallel with the beat of an artificial respirator. As the ball escapes, the noise ends..... the patient is dead.

The sound in this game accurately portrays the games nihilistic view of humanities fate, to die wallowing in it’s own produce, and under it’s own control

10/10

Flunchy’s final thought
This game accurately models mankind’s propensity to destroy itself. By showing humanity a mirror in which it’s ghastly reflection can be shone back at it, we are both horrified and attracted at the same time.

Or it could just be a case of “Hit ball for high score” – either way...

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Tech Trades / NEED MONEY? LOOK HERE>>>>>paying $3MILLION for 50 tech
« on: October 13, 2008, 02:12:17 am »
i need 500 tech.


3 million for 50 tech, there will also be a bonus of 500k for each 100 tech you send me, and, it multiplies by 2 after every hundred!



for example, you send me: 100 tech you get 100k |200 tech = 200k| 300 tech = 400k| 400 tech = 800k| 500 tech = 1.6MILLION!!!



so, i need YOU to get a middleman and reply to this post so we can figure it out.



best offer on CN.



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Random lnsanity / OVER 9,000 PENISES
« on: September 21, 2008, 03:56:22 pm »
ORIGINAL:  
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7mn4mo-QYE" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7mn4mo-QYE</a>




SONG:  
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHIDpNrmigs&amp;feature=relatedel%20oh%20el" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHIDpNrmigs&amp;feature=relatedel%20oh%20el</a>



EL OH EL

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Random lnsanity / good songs for making friction?
« on: September 20, 2008, 09:21:28 pm »
what are some good songs for a triple x throwdown? it can be anything from R&B to Punk. no metal PLEASE.

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Random lnsanity / Dear RIA, I bring you: pics of zblewski
« on: September 18, 2008, 06:57:32 pm »
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8797/webcam200809162106lk8.png





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Random lnsanity / ATTN: RIA
« on: August 06, 2008, 01:56:25 am »
so, today i felt what it was like to be hit by another car going 35-40mph. safe to say my car is pretty totaled.


i'm obviously ok, but my car was impounded i  got like 3 tickets. i don't know, it was pretty crazy. it was weird because i was, and still am perfectly calm about it, i realized i don't care about money or my car, unlike the chick that hit me was like "you fucked up my car!" i was like, "dude, you're gay."  


my ex was in the passenger seat, that was the only thing that worried me, she's also fine.

i really hope the bitch that hit me doesn't sue me.

my fucking top right-wheel went in and made me unable to move my car and my radiator started leaking.

i'm going to post pics soon when i go to the impound.


anyway, that was my tuesday, i learned a very expensive lesson.

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Random lnsanity / lol, STDs
« on: July 17, 2008, 08:52:43 pm »
http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/891/891852p1.html



tl;dr: FABLE 2 is going to feature STDs, adultery, and lots of booze, Fable 2 is starting to sound like my life

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