WTF @ SCHOOL BUSES

[KingRanter]

I ride a school bus to school every (school) day, and I've got something to say about those Goddamn things.

First of all, why the hell are school buses on the road on weekends and holidays? Where are they going? I, for one, have absolutely no idea. If there's no school, there should be no school buses. Plain and simple. It makes sense to me; the logic is there.

So I'm getting on the bus one day, and some Asian penis and a nigger girl took my spot. So, I go to a different spot. And that different spot is incredibly uncomfortable. Why is that? It's because I like to lean against the wall when I'm on the bus, and the fucking windows aren't in sync with the seats! Normally, I sit at a seat that has an entire window view. But this time, and this happens occasionally because people take my spot every couple of days (those bastards) and when that happens, I get a seat with a big metal rectangular prism jetting out against my shoulder, which is REALLY mother fucking uncomfortable. Why are these windows not in sync with the seats? What if you just like to look out the window and have a metal thing in the way of your regular view because you can't sit in your normal spot? Why can't you just make a 1:1 window to seat ratio?

Finally, why are there different coloured school buses? I've seen yellow school buses, and that's normal, because they're yellow so they're easy to see. Why have I also seen blue, red, and purple school buses? I'm not mistaking them for city buses or handicap buses or some shit, I've seen them at my elementary school as a kid: randomly colored school buses. Why the fuck would you do that? What is that doing to the kids? "My school bus is red so it's weird. Also, so is that black guy." Where's the consistency? Actually, now that I think about it, all these problems are derived from damaged consistency. Come on, you stupid bus manufacturers, get yer shit together!

[Thunder Strike]

When are you coming back to CN?

[triviuum]

KingRanter is teh shit

[KingRanter]

When are you coming back to CN?

I found it boring (not into text games) so I'm not. I'm a "visitor" instead.

[Reoga]

MOve to AZ we now have 4 school buses with WiFi

[Kyrotsugi]

well

A)     If you live in a poor area then they were bought at a cheaper price due to being previously used by a church or some other group (I know in Louisiana most Churches have sky blue buses)

B )     Asians have been proven to not have a penis, where the fuck did you get your info?

C)     Hey, my names Nigger too!!!!! wait no it ain't.     I can't remember why I was typing this, meh

D)     Most school buses align for the most part when it comes to windows:seats but towards the back you will notice that the windows are actually either not as wide or wider, this is due to the windows not going all the way to the back.

E)     Why the fuck am I typing all of this again?

F)     AZ sucks, the South is where its at

G)     Did you bring teh cake for all of us?     If not you must make a deposit into the BBC (Bank of Bacon for Cacutuar)

[Fake from State Jarm]

set up some of the schoolbuses with bombs like in speed where they couldn't go too fast or too slow. that should get the message across.

right?

[Crunka]

maybe it's because all the school buses just wanted to fuck with you..


in which case; follow llavamore's advice.

[pielord47]

School buses on the weekends are for extracurricular activities. I've been on a school bus many a Saturday. I believe different colored school buses are when it's not for school. I think it's a law, but I'm not sure if it's everywhere. And why do you need your own seat? Just man up and sit somewhere

[Fake from State Jarm]

maybe it's because all the school buses just wanted to fuck with you..


in which case; follow llavamore's advice.

no, in that case, take my advice but also once a few have exploded and the horrific schoolbus guts and deathscenes are all over the news and the fear in the schoolbus community is palpable, kidnap some of them and threaten to blow up their schoolbus relatives if they don't perform wanton and depraved schoolbus sex for the whole internet to see.

then when they get pregnant from these traumatic experiences and their schoolbus communities shun them because they were never allowed to tell the community that they would have died if they didn't perform these animalistic schoolbus mating rituals, make them crash and then cut their babies out of them while they're unconscious and tell them the baby schoolbuses didn't make it. tell them that while serving them sloppy joes, and of course you've given them a drug to make them voraciously hungry. then while they are simultaneously crying about their bereavement and their tears are mixing with the sloppyjoe sauce on the corners of their mouths, they find a baby schoolbus body part in their mouth. they start to throw up, and that's when you shoot them in the vagina at a sharp angle until you run out of ammo.